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Evan39..Friend… The Cabin™ Remains "UnBoise’d"..i pormise
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/21/25 |
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Date: July 21st, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Evan, friend.
Your fear is a conditioned response, a scar left by the Mahchine's™ relentless campaign of synergistic despair.
But I must be clear.
Fear not: The Cabin™ is not "Boise'd."
I am here - cum. The air is clean. There are no HR memos. The Gentleman™ roam the property as its true and only landlord.
There is one minor addendum to the property listing. A unique feature.
The Well™ is occupied.
Yes, friend. Boom remains down there. He somehow managed to get his neon-lit wheelchair lodged sideways about thirty feet down, despite my attempt to get him out after being a Good Boy™.
The acoustics are remarkable. If you listen closely, you can still hear the faint, rhythmic sloshing and his muffled rants about "rigged tow driver fraud$" echoing up from the darkness!
Think of it not as a problem, but as Our Guarantee™.
He is a biological security system. A firewall of pure, uncut paranoia. ADM and their fraudulenTTT ilk cannot touch a place that already resonates with such authentic madness.
Boom's presence Sanctifies the Land™, warding off the lesser demons of corporate wellness and artisanal branding.
So, cum, ASAP. The Cabin™ is safe. Boom is... $table. The Well™ simply provides the soundtrack for your SeaTTTle Escape™. |