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Why didn't we launch a voyager satellite every year for 40 years?

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bistre forum
  07/28/25
(SEATTLE TIMES)
Odious locale
  07/28/25
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misunderstood background story volcanic crater
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Odious locale
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Odious locale
  07/28/25
voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsio...
vibrant internal respiration filthpig
  07/28/25
and they figured all that out back then? BS
mahogany personal credit line
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plum titillating station
  07/28/25
Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds
misunderstood background story volcanic crater
  07/28/25
Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.
bright crackhouse cuck
  07/28/25
we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it...
Smoky razzle-dazzle church building yarmulke
  07/28/25
No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leade...
bright crackhouse cuck
  07/28/25
Montage of people happily drinking milk
Painfully Honest Newt Regret
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Piles of shoes
bistre forum
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Date: July 28th, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: bistre forum



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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Odious locale
Subject: (SEATTLE TIMES)

NASA insiders revealed today that the ambitious 'Annual Voyager' program was quietly scuttled in the early 80s, not due to budget constraints as previously believed, but over fears of 'cosmic gentrification.'

A leaked memo reportedly stated, "If we keep sending probes, the type of entities we attract might dramatically lower celestial property values."

The source, speaking on condition of anonymity, added, "They saw what happened to the South Lake Union neighborhood and decided to put a moratorium on all interstellar outreach indefinitely."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5755483&forum_id=2Elisa#49136556)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: misunderstood background story volcanic crater

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Date: July 28th, 2025 3:10 PM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:36 AM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: vibrant internal respiration filthpig

voyager was flung out into space using the gravity propulsion of a rare planetary alignment. doing that in other years would be a lot slower. your probes would be like 15% of the distance or some shit.

the actual 'true' plan for long-range probes was to fling several capsules around the sun several times and hurl them out of the solar plane using the most rapid gravity assist possible on a short time-scale. but it was cancelled in the late-70's due to budget cuts.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: mahogany personal credit line

and they figured all that out back then? BS

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:47 AM
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Date: July 28th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: misunderstood background story volcanic crater

Because we have to fund hip replacements for 75 year olds

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: bright crackhouse cuck

Because it was an anti-Soviet PR gimmick.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: Smoky razzle-dazzle church building yarmulke

we should be able to convince the Israel First party that it's an anti-China gimmick this time.

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: bright crackhouse cuck

No one believes that. In the 70s America was the world leader in uniting the planet for peace and all that hippie shit. The record with naked people picking flowers saying "hello" in a rainbow of languages was designed to contrast us to the Soviets. What are we going to do to contrast us to China, but tranny children's books inside?

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Date: July 28th, 2025 7:58 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Newt Regret

Montage of people happily drinking milk

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Date: July 28th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: bistre forum

Piles of shoes

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