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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Bronze church
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Frum Hissy Fit Abode
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Bronze church
  08/01/25
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Aromatic associate stain
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
vermilion federal house
  08/02/25
rip
Iridescent Odious Point
  08/02/25
...
Frum Hissy Fit Abode
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
transparent jap
  08/01/25
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Startling national security agency
  08/01/25
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Bronze church
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
Stimulating heaven
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Bronze church
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
stirring bearded dilemma coffee pot
  08/01/25
yes
Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma
  08/01/25
?
Bronze church
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
stirring bearded dilemma coffee pot
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Startling national security agency
  08/01/25
Sick
Bronze church
  08/01/25
...
Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Lascivious Slate Knife Lodge
  08/02/25
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white thriller rigor
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Iridescent Odious Point
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Bronze church
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Lascivious Slate Knife Lodge
  08/02/25
Hdy
Bronze church
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
vigorous brunch
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
Stubborn haunting theatre gaping
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Walnut Seedy Nowag Trailer Park
  08/02/25
Titcr
Glittery beta bawdyhouse athletic conference
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Bronze church
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Walnut Seedy Nowag Trailer Park
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Bronze church
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Garnet Swashbuckling Blood Rage
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Walnut Seedy Nowag Trailer Park
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Scarlet azn
  08/02/25
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Magical resort
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
naked codepig
  08/02/25
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Chest-beating french area
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
cerise whorehouse idiot
  08/02/25
?
Bronze church
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
lake den
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Bronze church

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Frum Hissy Fit Abode

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Bronze church

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Aromatic associate stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150500)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: vermilion federal house

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150620)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Iridescent Odious Point

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150805)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Frum Hissy Fit Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151815)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: transparent jap

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Startling national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150349)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Bronze church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150318)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Stimulating heaven

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bronze church

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: stirring bearded dilemma coffee pot

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150362)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bronze church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150338)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: stirring bearded dilemma coffee pot

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Startling national security agency

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150351)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Bronze church

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150356)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150363)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Lascivious Slate Knife Lodge

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: white thriller rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150353)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Metal fragrant nursing home friendly grandma

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Iridescent Odious Point

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Bronze church

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Lascivious Slate Knife Lodge

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Bronze church

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150465)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: vigorous brunch

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Stubborn haunting theatre gaping

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Walnut Seedy Nowag Trailer Park

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150536)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Glittery beta bawdyhouse athletic conference

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150542)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Bronze church

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Walnut Seedy Nowag Trailer Park

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bronze church

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Garnet Swashbuckling Blood Rage

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Walnut Seedy Nowag Trailer Park

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Scarlet azn

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150655)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Magical resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150656)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: naked codepig

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Chest-beating french area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150665)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: cerise whorehouse idiot

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Bronze church

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: lake den

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Elisa#49151922)