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"Ate ass" for the first time. Weird experience overall. Trip report ITT

Went to meet a cousin for happy hour, younger guy, a zoomer,...
Hyderabadass
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What was his name?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
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Hyderabadass
  09/18/25
lol @ this being your "first time" eating an ass. ...
...,....,,........
  09/18/25
So were you top or bottom?
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Date: September 18th, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Hyderabadass

Went to meet a cousin for happy hour, younger guy, a zoomer, he has a chick from his "team" at work there with him. He works in tech.

Anyway the 2 of them are pounding margaritas and the chick is playing chess on her phone. Talking to her I get the vibe she is really autistic. She was from Romania. She starts making smartass remarks to each thing I say, while avoiding eye contact. I drive them back to his place, he gets out of the car and pukes. I go inside and asked her "whats your deal?" And she says "why don't you lick my ass".

She pulls her pants down and I throw caution to the wind, I gave it a lick, it tasted like a 9 volt battery. It was weird and gross. I tried to finger her pussy and she said "stay out of there". I got a boner but she wouldn't interact with it. Cousin eventually came in the living room and sat there and watched. I was really bored of licking and didn't know what to do next so I just stopped. She then started asking me how I felt having my first homosexual experience because she says she is nonbinary. She definitely had a real pussy. I remember wondering at one point if she had a mole or a turd fleck on her ass. I don't know what people see in this act.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777049&forum_id=2Elisa#49280386)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: nashville hot racist step sister



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Date: September 18th, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (epah, oppose bitchbois)

What was his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777049&forum_id=2Elisa#49280407)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Hyderabadass



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Date: September 18th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: ...,....,,........

lol @ this being your "first time" eating an ass.

Hairy or otherwise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777049&forum_id=2Elisa#49281041)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

So were you top or bottom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5777049&forum_id=2Elisa#49281043)