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Ilhan: did i claim $30m in assets? i meant to say $60k.

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuitio...
Learning disabled telephone patrolman
  04/20/26
probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is do...
Mewling diverse state rigpig
  04/20/26
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Talented church
  04/20/26
, lisped the retard
pontificating yellow background story
  04/20/26
don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse
Mewling diverse state rigpig
  04/20/26
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copper crackhouse keepsake machete
  04/20/26
then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.
Cracking Bipolar Legal Warrant
  04/20/26
yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the t...
Apoplectic irradiated address nowag
  04/20/26
you sound really brown
Learning disabled telephone patrolman
  04/20/26
you sound like you own one of these https://a.co/d/0hy1Ib...
Mewling diverse state rigpig
  04/20/26
you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell fro...
Apoplectic irradiated address nowag
  04/20/26
No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evi...
Cocky brass gas station dog poop
  04/20/26
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Talented church
  04/20/26
my money is all tied up in daycares!
Titillating Nibblets Fortuitous Meteor
  04/20/26
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At-the-ready stead international law enforcement agency
  04/20/26
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provocative sick coffee pot
  04/20/26
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Splenetic Topaz Lodge Partner
  04/21/26
this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likel...
fiercely-loyal mind-boggling station indirect expression
  04/20/26
i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, fal...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't se...
fiercely-loyal mind-boggling station indirect expression
  04/20/26
no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number."...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
how many years in congress? Yeah, I do believe that figu...
Beta amethyst garrison
  04/20/26
SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust ...
Costumed spectacular antidepressant drug
  04/20/26
i assume it's something like that. she and her husband neede...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
...
At-the-ready stead international law enforcement agency
  04/20/26
she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit count...
Lascivious massive theater stage therapy
  04/20/26
Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing...
At-the-ready stead international law enforcement agency
  04/20/26
what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to he...
excitant french fat ankles shrine
  04/20/26
sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting erro...
pontificating yellow background story
  04/20/26
It's all funny money anyway
Saffron Glittery Preventive Strike
  04/20/26
i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulli...
arrogant french chef
  04/20/26
...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but shou...
Costumed spectacular antidepressant drug
  04/20/26
30000k
Electric chocolate giraffe
  04/20/26
, champ
Titillating Nibblets Fortuitous Meteor
  04/20/26
guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel...
Mewling diverse state rigpig
  04/20/26
killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile
provocative sick coffee pot
  04/20/26
🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨
Talented church
  04/20/26
if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads of...
pontificating yellow background story
  04/20/26
If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.
aphrodisiac jet-lagged travel guidebook
  04/20/26
If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and w...
Mewling diverse state rigpig
  04/20/26
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Talented church
  04/20/26
trump is your savior you shall not want
pontificating yellow background story
  04/20/26
'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarke...
Concupiscible cruel-hearted university
  04/20/26
"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its win...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the ...
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market ac...
pontificating yellow background story
  04/20/26
sWeet
Cerebral organic girlfriend
  04/20/26
What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this...
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  04/20/26
Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating&q...
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  04/20/26
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as $30 million before the conservative press started asking questions.

https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2045518021905502565

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829038)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Learning disabled telephone patrolman

how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829263)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: Mewling diverse state rigpig

probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Talented church

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829355)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: pontificating yellow background story

, lisped the retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829470)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Mewling diverse state rigpig

don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: copper crackhouse keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829081)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and is the source of meaning for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829087)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Cracking Bipolar Legal Warrant

No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829092)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic irradiated address nowag

yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the tune of billions every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829196)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: Learning disabled telephone patrolman

you sound really brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829265)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Mewling diverse state rigpig

you sound like you own one of these

https://a.co/d/0hy1IbxE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829277)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: Apoplectic irradiated address nowag

you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell from cuck corner

oh! don't get upset and murder suicide your family!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829283)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Cocky brass gas station dog poop

No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evidence, and sent to jail if convicted. Every single one of the motherfuckers with no passes for any side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829327)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Talented church

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829356)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Titillating Nibblets Fortuitous Meteor

my money is all tied up in daycares!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829053)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829439)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: provocative sick coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829466)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Irate business firm genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829739)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Splenetic Topaz Lodge Partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832206)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal mind-boggling station indirect expression

this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likely explanation is that it was actually an accounting error. i highly doubt she's some soros-funded billionaire or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829065)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, false number. after all, the accounting error was 500x. that's almost impossible to be a computational error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829084)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal mind-boggling station indirect expression

so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't seem likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829181)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number." but i assume that grifting and graft were behind the false claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829183)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Beta amethyst garrison

how many years in congress?

Yeah, I do believe that figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829193)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Costumed spectacular antidepressant drug

SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust VII LLC is worth many tens of millions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829332)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

i assume it's something like that. she and her husband needed a series of inflated investments as a landing strip for the illegal money that would be flowing in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829388)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: At-the-ready stead international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829442)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Lascivious massive theater stage therapy

she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit counts or is in some trust or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829411)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready stead international law enforcement agency

Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing probably "accounted for" a bunch of trusts, LLCs, S-Corps, off-shore accounts, and other assets that she owns, controls, and benefits from directly or indirectly. The corrected filing only "accounts for" her checking account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829429)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: excitant french fat ankles shrine

what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to her self-reporting that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830392)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: pontificating yellow background story

sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting error.

libs lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829473)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Saffron Glittery Preventive Strike

It's all funny money anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829072)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: arrogant french chef

i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulling, or the brownoids need to show off and brag about money they don't have.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829078)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829088)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Costumed spectacular antidepressant drug

Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but should have just put 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Electric chocolate giraffe

30000k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829275)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Titillating Nibblets Fortuitous Meteor

, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829924)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Mewling diverse state rigpig

guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829235)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: provocative sick coffee pot

killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829343)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Talented church

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829368)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: pontificating yellow background story

if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads off of americans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829476)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac jet-lagged travel guidebook

If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829446)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Mewling diverse state rigpig

If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and will)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829472)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Talented church

🚨 this is a WLMAS account 🚨



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829477)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: pontificating yellow background story

trump is your savior you shall not want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829480)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruel-hearted university

'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarked, "You're thinking of this all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The, the money's not here. Well, your money's in Mohamed's day care... that's right next to yours. And in the Maxamed day care, and Mohamud's day care, and, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can."'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829672)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

"And every time the funds deposit, a malāk get its wings."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829726)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the worth of her husband's investment vehicles even though he owned only tiny shares.

nothing to see here ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829733)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: pontificating yellow background story

i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market account.

i'm worth about $380 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830411)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Cerebral organic girlfriend

sWeet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830490)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Bisexual institution

What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this?

I'm honestly not sure.

Is this a 93k situation?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829915)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Chrome crusty piazza weed whacker

Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating" his assets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830399)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: pontificating yellow background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832121)