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The Racism in Soccer is Amazing, but the Rules need some US fixing
| cell phones | 07/06/26 |
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Date: July 6th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: cell phones Right off the bat, I must give soccer full-credit. Its not only the most racist sport on earth, it's the most racist culture on earth. Its wonderful. The levels of racism are not only astronomical, but highly refined and sophisticated. These are not incidental, but essential to the game.
I don't know how I, as a racist, have missed this most of my life. I feel like the bumble bee girl in that 90s video, finally finding my people. Thank you Soccer.
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On the other hand, the rules seem cobbled together by a band of retarded faggots who half-remember a childhood game they once witnessed from afar and are now trying to recreate.
Red-carding, offsides measurement, timekeeping, flopping, amd substitutions are just the most obvious and glaringly counterproductive rules that come to mind.
The legal language behind the red card is dumber than you could imagine. The penalty is nuclearly disproportionate.
Offsides, clearly intended to prohibit cherry-picking, now simply prohibits athleticism and scoring. Introducing lasers and chips only makes it 1000x worse
Timekeeping is the most arbitrary stupid shit ever. For a sport that SCREECHES when a striker's left nut is one centimeter offsides, they seemingly don't care about giving a side an extra, un-merited ~4 minutes to score
Flopping should be punished with death until it is run out of the sport. Current defcon level red card penalties should instead be given to VAR-confirmed flopping
Subbing is dumb as shit. Star player needs to come out for two minutes -- can't come back, sorry fans! Better to have guys limping around dead.
The USA is obviously the greatest sporting nation ever, and we have mostly solved most sports officiating problems. We should take over Fifa, fix these and other issues, and then give it back.
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