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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Razzle flushed deer antler gas station
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Carnelian bateful trailer park
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
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  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Razzle flushed deer antler gas station

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Carnelian bateful trailer park

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: federal queen of the night abode

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Carnelian bateful trailer park

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Spruce step-uncle's house athletic conference



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: vibrant transparent knife



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Grizzly Magical Box Office

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: vibrant transparent knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Wonderful fluffy background story

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Deep mind-boggling address elastic band



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: zippy floppy stock car

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: claret godawful theatre hunting ground

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: bull headed cuck karate

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: claret godawful theatre hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Provocative cruise ship

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: coral electric furnace space



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: big-titted property toaster



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Tan comical cumskin factory reset button



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty bbw son of senegal



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: crusty bbw son of senegal



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fragrant citrine partner



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Seedy canary twinkling uncleanness sandwich

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Chartreuse Cocky Useless Brakes Resort

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Appetizing Parlor

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: disgusting round eye

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Arousing Violent Spot Masturbator

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crusty bbw son of senegal



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Spruce step-uncle's house athletic conference



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: honey-headed shaky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Deep mind-boggling address elastic band

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2Elisa#49057026)