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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
Jade parlour volcanic crater
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks
  01/23/15
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Bright Irradiated Mother
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Only to a certain extent
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internet-worthy lake bawdyhouse
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Amazing work here.
ivory sexy queen of the night
  12/20/15
lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks
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Cq
cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
Canary titillating generalized bond philosopher-king
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
Effete striped hyena
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
Passionate light hell
  01/31/15
Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
Effete striped hyena
  02/17/15
wait, there are different species of azns?
lilac frozen double fault
  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
Razzle lodge
  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
Effete striped hyena
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
Razzle lodge
  02/18/15
Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represe...
Effete striped hyena
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
infuriating prole internal respiration
  02/18/15
Yes
hairraiser feces
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
hairraiser feces
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
bull headed mad cow disease
  01/23/15
what the fuck
Passionate light hell
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Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon
  02/17/15
lol
Very tactful cyan idiot pocket flask
  02/01/15
what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
Effete striped hyena
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
Boyish garrison rigpig
  02/17/15
you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
Razzle lodge
  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
infuriating prole internal respiration
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
Boyish garrison rigpig
  02/18/15
concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
infuriating prole internal respiration
  02/18/15
OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
dead indirect expression
  02/18/15
?
Red set
  06/13/20
tyvmft.
internet-worthy lake bawdyhouse
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner
  02/17/15
1:35 LJL
Massive Range Mediation
  02/17/15
HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
Effete striped hyena
  02/17/15
There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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Magical spruce hall roast beef
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
Provocative abode
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think its russian or some shit
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It's Swedish
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Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks
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lol. fuckin chinks
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Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon

Or do they still handwrite everything?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27169681)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Jade parlour volcanic crater

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27169724)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170158)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral genital piercing



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: aqua orchestra pit becky



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Bright Irradiated Mother



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: cerebral genital piercing

Only to a certain extent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170266)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: drab multi-colored boistinker sanctuary



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Unholy Headpube National



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Lemon razzmatazz sneaky criminal forum



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
Author: wild bearded juggernaut heaven



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
Author: Provocative abode



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: internet-worthy lake bawdyhouse



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: ivory sexy queen of the night

Amazing work here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29422261)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Crawly School

lol at the monsoon part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#30277056)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: cordovan stage ladyboy



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
Author: Magical spruce hall roast beef



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: Doobsian public bath giraffe

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (å’Œ), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#47033831)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Canary titillating generalized bond philosopher-king

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: Effete striped hyena

What a SPS language and writing system

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170198)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Passionate light hell

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27220556)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: Effete striped hyena

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338302)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: lilac frozen double fault

wait, there are different species of azns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339800)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: Razzle lodge

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339935)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Effete striped hyena

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27340005)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: Razzle lodge

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27340648)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Effete striped hyena

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342273)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: infuriating prole internal respiration

boosts children's IQs though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342467)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: hairraiser feces

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170205)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: hairraiser feces

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: bull headed mad cow disease

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27170258)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Passionate light hell

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27220563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Very tactful cyan idiot pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27225576)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Effete striped hyena

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Boyish garrison rigpig

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: Razzle lodge

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: infuriating prole internal respiration

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342463)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Boyish garrison rigpig

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: infuriating prole internal respiration

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342605)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: dead indirect expression

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27346030)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Red set

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy lake bawdyhouse

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338408)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: Massive Range Mediation

1:35 LJL

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: Effete striped hyena

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Massive Range Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339788)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: Massive Range Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27340623)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Copper Whorehouse National Security Agency

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: spectacular institution

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: Provocative abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342441)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: infuriating prole internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342488)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342262)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: drab multi-colored boistinker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29422195)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Magical spruce hall roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#47033747)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Provocative abode

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: infuriating prole internal respiration

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: disturbing sapphire space black woman

It's Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29037170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Exciting Misanthropic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#30276995)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: cordovan stage ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#40408686)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27176101)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Big deep old irish cottage

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27220547)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Passionate light hell

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27225515)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Sickened Abusive Den Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27225563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338418)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: drab multi-colored boistinker sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#30277049)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338290)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338421)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Arrogant Buff Pit

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27338482)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Sienna anal trailer park mood

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27342265)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Glassy rehab cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29037152)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: Massive Range Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27345983)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mentally impaired partner

Uvt explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27346060)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27346618)



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Massive Range Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#27730574)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Exciting Misanthropic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29037129)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: disturbing sapphire space black woman

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon

I'm Brian Fellows!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29037225)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: exhilarant shimmering stage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#40408681)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29392980)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: disrespectful ruby library

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29393097)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: dark deer antler office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#30277145)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29422075)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Sick Flushed Scourge Upon The Earth Stead

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: talented dilemma

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#30277097)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: exhilarant shimmering stage

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#40408684)



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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Ruddy Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#38863740)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#40408656)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: Peach Marvelous Stag Film Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#47033726)



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Galvanic slimy center

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#47033769)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2Elisa#50066992)