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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
odious hyperventilating university
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henna rambunctious heaven pocket flask
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
bisexual spot cuck
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
buff station liquid oxygen
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
buff station liquid oxygen
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
buff station liquid oxygen
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
Flickering multi-billionaire
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
Flickering multi-billionaire
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buff station liquid oxygen
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
Aromatic flatulent indian lodge background story
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
Frozen hateful step-uncle's house
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
Frozen hateful step-uncle's house
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
Frozen hateful step-uncle's house
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
Gaped Ladyboy
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buff station liquid oxygen
  05/27/25
😔
marvelous ocher area death wish
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Thriller deer antler stain
  05/30/25
That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat
  05/27/25
😔
marvelous ocher area death wish
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Bateful Temple
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talented purple hall
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Haunting range ape
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7...
cerebral dark depressive
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
Crystalline Nursing Home
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
Crystalline Nursing Home
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adventurous magenta den
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Supple chad
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Erotic Comical Newt Mexican
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gay jet-lagged tattoo hell
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
honey-headed orchestra pit boistinker
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
great subthread
Provocative idiot
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Aromatic flatulent indian lodge background story
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
Concupiscible emerald idea he suggested
  05/27/25
Summon spritezero
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Haunting range ape
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An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
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marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
180 base preventive strike
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
Concupiscible emerald idea he suggested
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
Bateful Temple
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henna rambunctious heaven pocket flask
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
Insane Arrogant Business Firm Son Of Senegal
  05/27/25
upvoted
white mind-boggling resort legal warrant
  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
marvelous ocher area death wish
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Wild wine famous landscape painting
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Gently
burgundy theater goal in life
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move to Jersey
stimulating mental disorder point
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Im already in Alabama
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
Erotic Comical Newt Mexican
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Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/27/25
Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
Thriller deer antler stain
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
Thriller deer antler stain
  05/28/25
Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
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marvelous ocher area death wish
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How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
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marvelous ocher area death wish
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cringe
Concupiscible emerald idea he suggested
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
marvelous ocher area death wish
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razzle-dazzle jew
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Chocolate Theater Stage Main People
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Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
Silver passionate public bath genital piercing
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Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
buff station liquid oxygen
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/30/25
this.
180 base preventive strike
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
Silver passionate public bath genital piercing
  05/30/25
https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
Flickering multi-billionaire
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
Haunting range ape
  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
Silver passionate public bath genital piercing
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
Chocolate Theater Stage Main People
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Clear Maniacal Principal's Office
  05/30/25
Yes imo
marvelous ocher area death wish
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Grizzly friendly grandma
  05/30/25
You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
Irate vigorous site patrolman
  05/30/25
how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
Opaque national
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
Opaque national
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Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
Opaque national
  05/30/25
How do I get Pure cocaine
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
Opaque national
  05/30/25
Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
marvelous ocher area death wish
  05/30/25
with money
Opaque national
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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: odious hyperventilating university

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: henna rambunctious heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: bisexual spot cuck

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: buff station liquid oxygen

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: buff station liquid oxygen

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: buff station liquid oxygen

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Flickering multi-billionaire

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy hairraiser parlor athletic conference

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Flickering multi-billionaire

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: buff station liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Aromatic flatulent indian lodge background story

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Frozen hateful step-uncle's house

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Frozen hateful step-uncle's house

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Frozen hateful step-uncle's house

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Gaped Ladyboy

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: buff station liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973508)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Bateful Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: talented purple hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965100)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Haunting range ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cerebral dark depressive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Nursing Home

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Crystalline Nursing Home

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: adventurous magenta den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965473)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Supple chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965667)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Erotic Comical Newt Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48970085)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: gay jet-lagged tattoo hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: honey-headed orchestra pit boistinker

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Provocative idiot

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Aromatic flatulent indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

Because he can handle her at her worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966231)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Concupiscible emerald idea he suggested

shoot yourself in the thigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964993)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: dashing foreskin

Summon spritezero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965097)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Ruddy Laughsome Garrison Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966970)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Haunting range ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968870)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: ultramarine box office shitlib

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965128)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965239)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: 180 base preventive strike

you have to not be jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965348)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible emerald idea he suggested

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Bateful Temple

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: henna rambunctious heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972910)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Insane Arrogant Business Firm Son Of Senegal

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: white mind-boggling resort legal warrant

upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966039)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant Brass Toilet Seat

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966071)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Wild wine famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: burgundy theater goal in life

Gently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966025)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: stimulating mental disorder point

move to Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966066)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Erotic Comical Newt Mexican

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967032)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966253)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Thriller deer antler stain

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Thriller deer antler stain

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969139)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972141)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972142)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972143)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible emerald idea he suggested

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972147)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972188)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972688)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Chocolate Theater Stage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972912)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Silver passionate public bath genital piercing

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: buff station liquid oxygen

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973080)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: 180 base preventive strike

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973863)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Silver passionate public bath genital piercing

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Flickering multi-billionaire

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973137)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Haunting range ape

dear god, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973791)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Silver passionate public bath genital piercing

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Chocolate Theater Stage Main People

Tatted chick is super hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974047)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Clear Maniacal Principal's Office

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973375)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Yes imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973500)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Grizzly friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973981)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Irate vigorous site patrolman

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Opaque national

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Opaque national

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975099)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: Opaque national

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975272)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

How do I get Pure cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975294)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Opaque national

from scumbags then you test it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975302)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: marvelous ocher area death wish

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975306)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Opaque national

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975307)