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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
Harsh Heaven Organic Girlfriend
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Pink medicated philosopher-king
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
Carmine macaca tank
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
ebony windowlicker lay
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
ebony windowlicker lay
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
translucent cerebral puppy corn cake
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
translucent cerebral puppy corn cake
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
ebony windowlicker lay
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
ebony windowlicker lay
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Stirring pistol public bath
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https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
ocher disrespectful office background story
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
ebony windowlicker lay
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
ocher disrespectful office background story
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Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
Avocado Sneaky Criminal
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
rusted bearded casino
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
rusted bearded casino
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
rusted bearded casino
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
Cobalt Keepsake Machete
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Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs
  05/27/25
😔
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Costumed Orchestra Pit Giraffe
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That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
translucent cerebral puppy corn cake
  05/27/25
😔
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7...
floppy coffee pot spot
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
Chartreuse theater stage karate
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Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
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provocative site
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drunken anal multi-billionaire home
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
Insanely creepy station
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
Black crusty headpube field
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
Black crusty headpube field
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
Black crusty headpube field
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
Black crusty headpube field
  05/27/25
great subthread
Dashing psychic
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Avocado Sneaky Criminal
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
Black crusty headpube field
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
Black crusty headpube field
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
Black crusty headpube field
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
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Summon spritezero
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Shimmering Volcanic Crater
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An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
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Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
turquoise frum elastic band turdskin
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
disgusting aphrodisiac space preventive strike
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
Rambunctious deer antler
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Pink medicated philosopher-king
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
exciting zippy hall
  05/27/25
upvoted
green thriller tanning salon
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slam dunk poast
translucent cerebral puppy corn cake
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
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racy nowag mental disorder
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Gently
Jade piazza
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move to Jersey
Bat-shit-crazy learning disabled police squad
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Im already in Alabama
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
provocative site
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Black crusty headpube field
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Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
Costumed Orchestra Pit Giraffe
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
Costumed Orchestra Pit Giraffe
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Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
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How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
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cringe
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you're the one who doesn't even get laid
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crystalline locale
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Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
Cruel-hearted indecent becky hissy fit
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Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/30/25
this.
turquoise frum elastic band turdskin
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
Cruel-hearted indecent becky hissy fit
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https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
ocher disrespectful office background story
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
Shimmering Volcanic Crater
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He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
Cruel-hearted indecent becky hissy fit
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
crystalline locale
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do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Magenta hairraiser plaza
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Yes imo
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Black crusty headpube field
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You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
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how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
tan set prole
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Stirring pistol public bath
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so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
tan set prole
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Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
Stirring pistol public bath
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
tan set prole
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How do I get Pure cocaine
Stirring pistol public bath
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from scumbags then you test it
tan set prole
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Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Stirring pistol public bath
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with money
tan set prole
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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Harsh Heaven Organic Girlfriend

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Pink medicated philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Carmine macaca tank

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: ebony windowlicker lay

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: ebony windowlicker lay

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: translucent cerebral puppy corn cake

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: translucent cerebral puppy corn cake

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: ebony windowlicker lay

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: ebony windowlicker lay

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: ocher disrespectful office background story

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: ebony windowlicker lay

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: ocher disrespectful office background story

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Avocado Sneaky Criminal

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: rusted bearded casino

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: rusted bearded casino

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: rusted bearded casino

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Cobalt Keepsake Machete

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973508)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: translucent cerebral puppy corn cake

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Rambunctious deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: buck-toothed soul-stirring stage community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965100)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Shimmering Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: floppy coffee pot spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater stage karate

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse theater stage karate

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Hideous circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965473)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965667)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: provocative site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48970085)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: drunken anal multi-billionaire home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Insanely creepy station

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Dashing psychic

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Avocado Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

Because he can handle her at her worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966231)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac space preventive strike

shoot yourself in the thigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964993)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: maroon magical hominid

Summon spritezero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965097)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: self-centered principal's office antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966970)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Shimmering Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968870)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: appetizing legend

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965128)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965239)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: turquoise frum elastic band turdskin

you have to not be jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965348)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac space preventive strike

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Rambunctious deer antler

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Pink medicated philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972910)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: exciting zippy hall

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: green thriller tanning salon

upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966039)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: translucent cerebral puppy corn cake

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966071)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: racy nowag mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Jade piazza

Gently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966025)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy learning disabled police squad

move to Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966066)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: provocative site

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967032)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966253)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit Giraffe

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Costumed Orchestra Pit Giraffe

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969139)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972141)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972142)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972143)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: disgusting aphrodisiac space preventive strike

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972147)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972188)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: Violet laughsome pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972688)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: crystalline locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972912)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted indecent becky hissy fit

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Greedy ruddy shrine hairy legs

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973080)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: turquoise frum elastic band turdskin

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973863)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted indecent becky hissy fit

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: ocher disrespectful office background story

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973137)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Shimmering Volcanic Crater

dear god, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973791)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted indecent becky hissy fit

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: crystalline locale

Tatted chick is super hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974047)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Magenta hairraiser plaza

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973375)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Yes imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973500)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Black crusty headpube field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973981)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: excitant ticket booth

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: tan set prole

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: tan set prole

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975099)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: tan set prole

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975272)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

How do I get Pure cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975294)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: tan set prole

from scumbags then you test it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975302)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Stirring pistol public bath

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975306)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: tan set prole

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975307)