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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: rusted double fault

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: cracking bat-shit-crazy striped hyena



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Free-loading charcoal menage

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: dun newt

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: obsidian new version kitty

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: obsidian new version kitty



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Cream aphrodisiac haunted graveyard



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring partner knife



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: laughsome coral kitchen sound barrier

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: laughsome coral kitchen sound barrier

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Electric Green Site



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: thriller national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Curious gay wizard corner

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Twinkling Institution

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cerise skinny woman state

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Bronze bossy milk

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Twinkling Institution

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: smoky lascivious crackhouse

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: cracking bat-shit-crazy striped hyena



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: razzle round eye

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: smoky lascivious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: smoky lascivious crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Vigorous school cafeteria volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: medicated principal's office generalized bond

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: medicated principal's office generalized bond

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: medicated principal's office generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: medicated principal's office generalized bond

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Titillating Flushed Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: A Mario 64 tapestry: a portal to Windows XP Bliss:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49720164)