Author: Johann Whokebe

he is striking with two mallets, then four, then six; then he stops and exits through a side door. you look now at the judge, who you realize is also whokebe. the judge remarks that the marimba bars, his gavel, your chair and, in fact, all the wood surfaces of the trial chamber are made from rosewood found in the forest outside belmopan in which you killed your wife.

"but i was never married," you say. you realize you have said this in spanish, a language which you have never studied.

the judge shakes his head impatiently. "the victim was not your own wife, of course," he says, "but the wife of the man in whose place you now stand trial."

you notice a mirror on the table in front of you. "we always supply a mirror," the judge says. you look at your reflection.

"johann whokebe," the judge says, "stand to receive your sentence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1013289&forum_id=2#11934704)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2Elisa#20257267)

Things Vodka gummy bears, racist shitmod, has posted about himself.

1. He's a mod

Date: March 20th, 2012 12:14 PM;

Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,.,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,;;

Why the FUCK was this deleted?;;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1902619&forum_id=2#20249541)

Date: March 20th, 2012 12:16 PM;

Author: Vodka gummy bears;;

Sorry I thought you were the spammer. All the PUMOs look alike. Make a real name if you don't want to be mistaken. ;;(

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1902619&forum_id=2#20249545)

2. He's never had sex with a white woman

Date: June 6th, 2011 12:44 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

awwww ya.

gonna try my first white woman then!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1666820&forum_id=2#18179509)

3. He has a non-white GF and is interested in visiting a German brothel to try out his first white woman.

Date: June 6th, 2011 12:48 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

I have a gf and she wouldnt be down for some STD hooker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1666820&forum_id=2#18179534)

4. He's a homophobe

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1685016&forum_id=2

Date: June 25th, 2011 4:05 AM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

Jump off a cliff fags.

And this comes from a guy whose sucked a cock or 2 in his life.

5. He's been to Sudan

Date: June 26th, 2011 7:10 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

I want to visit Zambia and Zimbabwe and have been to Sudan. Some of us like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1686371&forum_id=2#18352965)

6. He's into white power

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1677880&forum_id=2

Date: June 17th, 2011 3:08 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

Can we have a white only section rach?Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1677880&forum_id=2#18276802)

7. He's aiming for an MBA, and as of 8/11, was studying for the GMAT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1803319&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1743850&forum_id=2

GMAT is such bullshit

Date: August 27th, 2011 7:02 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

Fuck this example math problem.

For any integer k > 1, the term “length of an integer” refers to the number of positive prime factors, not necessarily distinct, whose product is equal to k. For example, if k = 24, the length of k is equal to 4, since 24 = 2 × 2 × 2 × 3. If x and y are positive integers such that x > 1, y > 1, and x + 3y < 1000, what is the maximum possible sum of the length of x and the length of y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1743850&forum_id=2#18849133)

8. He hasn't gotten laid a lot

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1562045

9. Is obsessed with porn

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680464

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1682028

10. Masturbates all day. Is/was unemployed as of 6/11.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1688280

Date: June 28th, 2011 5:58 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

All day but I'm jobless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1688280&forum_id=2#18370993)

11. Wants to take HGH

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1686344

Date: June 26th, 2011 6:26 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

If so what and is it worth it?Assume I already take creatine, fish oils.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1686344&forum_id=2#18352643)

12. Well, seems to like porn quite a bit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1674947

13. Hopes blacks get beaten up

Date: August 18th, 2011 3:00 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

As an American, I was rooting for the Chinese to fuck up the black brahs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1735515&forum_id=2#18782839)

14. REALLY into white power

Date: June 17th, 2011 1:39 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

She wishes she was white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1677807&forum_id=2#18276024)

15. Of Scottish extraction

Date: August 31st, 2011 9:40 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

German-Scots for the win.

Scots pwned the English many times, Germany has pwned the world many times.

Irish are niggers of Northern Europe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1747015&forum_id=2#18880517)

16. Takes great umbrage at Scots being called ugly

Date: August 31st, 2011 9:41 PM

Author: assless chaps

Scots are definitely underrated

Not very pleasant looking, tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1747015&forum_id=2#18880523)

Date: August 31st, 2011 9:41 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

Fuck you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1747015&forum_id=2#18880524)

17. Apparently into pedophilia. Posts porn videos of a 13 year old girl.

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1843133&forum_id=2

18. Really seems to have a thing for hookers. In Egypt.

Date: July 25th, 2011 10:24 AM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

Egypt son a hooker is $20USD.

Coke too risky for me to try to get brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1714126)

19. Has trouble in the bathroom

Date: November 25th, 2011 3:40 PM

Author: Vodka gummy bears

I started adding fiber to my diet and the first week I had several no wipes. Now after 3 weeks my shits are back to normal requiring a lot of wiping. What to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1815794&forum_id=2#19438505)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903648&forum_id=2Elisa#20257269)