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Crazy how Alive Girl’s big tits turned Bezos into a Trumpmo

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/11/17/16/92166737-14093181...
Obsidian electric ape
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plum lay macaca
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Obsidian electric ape
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curious lemon address
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The same guy twenty years ago: https://i.insider.com/56e0...
blue odious hell pervert
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hairraiser painfully honest nowag twinkling uncleanness
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curious lemon address
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tripping insane native
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It's never too late to maek it
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plum lay macaca
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They are 180.
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Trip Up-to-no-good Step-uncle's House Sneaky Criminal
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she's hideous
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Sexy French Point Codepig
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She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Other...
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have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a s...
jet irradiated home therapy
  06/21/25
Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years: https...
bearded garnet senate marketing idea
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It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. I...
tan bipolar market toilet seat
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I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route w...
bearded garnet senate marketing idea
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Bezos is definitely a cuck someone once posted that the e...
hairraiser painfully honest nowag twinkling uncleanness
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Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm ca...
Cruel-hearted spruce shrine
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This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.
comical rose degenerate school
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none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be ...
jet irradiated home therapy
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He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even p...
comical rose degenerate school
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I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like d...
bearded garnet senate marketing idea
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I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor
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Will big titty Latina milfs be the salvation of western masc...
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wow
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not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak i...
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Date: November 17th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Obsidian electric ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#48349196)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: plum lay macaca



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Date: January 24th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Obsidian electric ape



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Lime Rehab



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: curious lemon address



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: blue odious hell pervert

The same guy twenty years ago:

https://i.insider.com/56e0ac9a91058427008b55a3?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#48686100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest nowag twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#48686116)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: curious lemon address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036925)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: tripping insane native



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Awkward crawly set

It's never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038212)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: plum lay macaca



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: motley henna depressive tanning salon

They are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49001964)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: Trip Up-to-no-good Step-uncle's House Sneaky Criminal



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Brass metal travel guidebook

she's hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036958)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Sexy French Point Codepig



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: tan bipolar market toilet seat

She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Otherwise her body looks good I guess. Her face looks like ass though. I wonder if he can get a good surgeon to undo whatever she had done to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036987)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: jet irradiated home therapy

have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a shitty plastic surgery

it just gets worse the more they try to "fix" it. she's fucked for the rest of her life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037006)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: bearded garnet senate marketing idea

Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-lauren-sanchez-2009-american-music-awards-arrivals-held-at-the-nokia-35816014.html

That generation of celebrities also got that disgusting filler that calcifies and floats around in their faces, but I think it’s possible to deal with that eg Kris Jenner definitely had this and did something to address it. Alive Girl’s main issue that makes her face look so bizarre today is the massive bimbo lips, but I can imagine Bezos may have a CBA calculus on those that are like her huge fake tits ie there’s a sexual utility benefit that outweighs any concerns about social stigma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037021)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: tan bipolar market toilet seat

It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. It has to be possible. Her fave looks awful. Her lips are just awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: bearded garnet senate marketing idea

I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route with an infinite loop of 20 year old models. But stipulating to that moronic premise, I can somewhat understand this, especially if he mainly fucks her doggystyle. For one thing, he’s from Miami, so of course this would be his type. But more importantly, from the neck down her body is 99.9th percentile for non-gay dudes who can appreciate the appeal of giant fake tits. And I can also see how it would be flattering to a dweeb like Bezos to be Eskimo brothers with Tony Gonzalez, ie basically every time she pretends to enjoy fucking him and/or lies to him about TG’s cock not being an 11”x8.5” monster fuck stick that is 400-500x bigger he gets to feel like he’s a stud capable of pleasing a woman who had a virility maxxed bro at his physical peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037000)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: hairraiser painfully honest nowag twinkling uncleanness

Bezos is definitely a cuck

someone once posted that the essence of the cuck fetish is the cuck is (in his mind anyways) “competing” with the bull’s sperm. so in that sense Bezos thinks he’s equal to or better than the ultimate jock Gonzalez, who obviously represents the Jocks who shoved him into lockers in school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037018)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted spruce shrine

Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm candy. She’s absolutely curating his Leo-style rotating harem for him and joyfully joining in the group sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037027)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: comical rose degenerate school

This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037616)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: jet irradiated home therapy

none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be able to keep that sort of thing to themselves. if bezos had a leo-like stable of 20 year olds it wouldn't be on the down low, he'd be carrying them around on yachts for everyone to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037625)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: comical rose degenerate school

He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038197)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: bearded garnet senate marketing idea

I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like dude is very into Brazzers style, huge titted MILFs. I’m mainly questioning the public facing choice here, ie he obviously perceives her as a corrective for whatever feelings he had about being King of the Nerds for 20 years, but we all know he’s wealthy enough to do way better. So I’m curious about whether it’s a disconnect in his appraisal of the public perception and overindexing on the experience of being at a big event with lots of famous people or if he just really loves Brazzers MILFs and he’s now out to the world about it and doesn’t care if we all think she’s trashy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037626)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: comical rose degenerate school

I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038070)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Obsidian electric ape

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/01/97030007.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038085)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted spruce shrine

Will big titty Latina milfs be the salvation of western masculinity and men? Find out on the new season of humanity coming 2030-2055!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49039740)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: gaped medicated stage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037048)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling House

not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak in the bed and has no problem with him philandering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037113)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: pearly sweet tailpipe

Imagine how much of a loser you have to be to be one of the richest men in history and that is what you marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038205)