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Friend quit his job and blew entire savings on a stupid invention for Shark Tank

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a foo...
Diverse Blue Senate
  05/27/25
If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher...
chestnut passionate field boltzmann
  05/27/25
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Diverse Blue Senate
  05/27/25
sounds 180 you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he mak...
self-absorbed elastic band
  05/27/25
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Diverse Blue Senate
  05/27/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q
Tantric rehab
  05/27/25
If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucra...
aquamarine disrespectful idea he suggested
  05/27/25
id buy one u got a link?
arousing ungodly regret
  05/27/25
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very tactful fishy idiot really tough guy
  05/27/25
I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumb...
violet spot shitlib
  05/27/25
Much like my wife
Diverse Blue Senate
  05/28/25
jfc
Carmine philosopher-king set
  05/28/25
tbf she was already yellow, Moshe
aphrodisiac violent tanning salon
  05/28/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Diverse Blue Senate

His invention was a "beer coozy" shaped like a football. You can put the beer can in and throw it to someone. He swore it would go viral and catch on with frats, cfb tailgates, etc. We told him nobody wants to drink a shaken up beer, he was undeterred.

Shark Tank producers humored him for a 60 second pitch and politely told him no. He didn't even get on the show. He paid a ton of money to build and store this retarded thing & he can't get rid of them. 100% chance his wife divorces him over this and he ends up living in the loft above one of our garages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966223)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: chestnut passionate field boltzmann

If he slipped in some bullshit about the koozie being kosher or made in a special way so that jews can have it too or whatever he would have made money on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966234)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Diverse Blue Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966240)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed elastic band

sounds 180

you're gonna be SEETHING with rage when he makes his first Birrion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966238)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Diverse Blue Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966241)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Tantric rehab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDEL4Ty950Q

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966244)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: aquamarine disrespectful idea he suggested

If he can solve the exploding beer issue it could be a lucrative invention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966245)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: arousing ungodly regret

id buy one u got a link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966246)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: very tactful fishy idiot really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966256)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: violet spot shitlib

I believe it. I know proles who blew their money on the dumbest stuff imaginable. One printed tens of thousands of "patriotic" themed stickers after 9/11, apparently hoping to cash in on the hysteria. Years later I found piles of these stickers in a relative's garage, worthless and yellowing with age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966433)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:57 AM
Author: Diverse Blue Senate

Much like my wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966782)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:26 AM
Author: Carmine philosopher-king set

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966787)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac violent tanning salon

tbf she was already yellow, Moshe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730493&forum_id=2Elisa#48966805)