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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM Author: godawful bright clown yarmulke Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984484) |
Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM Author: poppy contagious really tough guy you should share it with your Internet friends here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984486) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: charismatic library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986753) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Costumed elastic band house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986816) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM Author: Passionate Nighttime Field Lol at not being traceable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984487) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM Author: godawful bright clown yarmulke Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984491) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM Author: emerald excitant associate hunting ground be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading. "Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes" |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Carmine Set Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984492) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM Author: godawful bright clown yarmulke Wtf? How do I make that much???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984494) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Very tactful orchid institution gaping only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984495) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM Author: pontificating slimy tanning salon Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984536) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM Author: godawful bright clown yarmulke poast ur email
im serious |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: tantric fiercely-loyal degenerate reading party juaneighty@proton.me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986083) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM Author: drab boyish nursing home coffee pot Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984544) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM Author: aphrodisiac high-end skinny woman obviously yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984545) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM Author: irradiated seedy forum tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984563) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: vigorous toaster chad cr. not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985721) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: henna sanctuary twinkling uncleanness Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985725) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: godawful bright clown yarmulke u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985860) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: blathering cerebral weed whacker which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985971) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: irradiated seedy forum for things like this, you go on their word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986146) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: grizzly famous landscape painting This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986762) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: cracking fat ankles no! better follow the rules!
all those rich people certainly did.
how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: mentally impaired school it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985864) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Very tactful orchid institution gaping I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM Author: amethyst thriller property This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.
Fuck kikes |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: mentally impaired school ah hahahahahahhaa pwned
Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: charismatic library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986755) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: tantric fiercely-loyal degenerate reading party https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986056) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Sienna talented rigor EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986073) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: grizzly famous landscape painting As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986758) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: godawful bright clown yarmulke I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986805) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: Motley Pale Nowag Wrinkle its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986814) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: mind-boggling cerise point You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG
IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.
this is legal advice |