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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone t...
Domesticated rigpig
  07/26/25
R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i ...
provocative azn
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Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.
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khaki cheese-eating dysfunction set
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What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when...
high-end nursing home
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&fo...
Angry whorehouse hissy fit
  07/26/25
180
poppy laughsome foreskin
  07/26/25
Awkward
Marvelous striped hyena half-breed
  07/26/25
You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
Angry whorehouse hissy fit
  07/26/25
Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
Domesticated rigpig
  07/26/25
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coiffed big multi-billionaire
  07/26/25
no condom, full explosion tp
talented amber gunner
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frisky piazza
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follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed t...
indecent puppy milk
  07/26/25
Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and th...
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talented amber gunner
  07/27/25
she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
histrionic translucent kitty brunch
  07/26/25
The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
talking zombie-like heaven
  07/26/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
soul-stirring crystalline shrine
  07/26/25
This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
Domesticated rigpig
  07/26/25
I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
aphrodisiac crotch
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The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super int...
Domesticated rigpig
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talented amber gunner
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“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my ...
Fantasy-prone Vigorous Garrison
  07/26/25
More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining t...
Domesticated rigpig
  07/26/25
Be handsome Be attractive Dont be unattractive
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histrionic translucent kitty brunch
  07/26/25
I’m 6’7
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  07/26/25
In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. ...
Impertinent seedy volcanic crater pit
  07/26/25
Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawye...
Odious senate
  07/26/25
Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make he...
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  07/26/25
The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenera...
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*tosses BC out the window*
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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I’m horny as shit lol.
Domesticated rigpig
  07/26/25
You should have just paid for an escort.
french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug
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Disgusting.
Domesticated rigpig
  07/26/25
You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: provocative azn

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: glittery hell

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: indecent puppy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Startling community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: titillating unhinged mood crackhouse

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: bright tripping faggotry gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: khaki cheese-eating dysfunction set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: high-end nursing home

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Angry whorehouse hissy fit

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: poppy laughsome foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Marvelous striped hyena half-breed

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Angry whorehouse hissy fit

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: coiffed big multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: talented amber gunner

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: frisky piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: indecent puppy milk

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Walnut adventurous stead

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: talented amber gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: histrionic translucent kitty brunch

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: talking zombie-like heaven

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring crystalline shrine

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac crotch

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant Fanboi New Version

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: talented amber gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Vigorous Garrison

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: black dashing parlour people who are hurt

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: histrionic translucent kitty brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Impertinent seedy volcanic crater pit

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Odious senate

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Odious senate

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: talented amber gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: carnelian lettuce corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: bespoke cerebral home boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Odious senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: frisky piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: passionate henna station patrolman

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Domesticated rigpig

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: mauve frum brethren resort

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: french up-to-no-good public bath antidepressant drug

(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Magical Police Squad Range

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: titillating unhinged mood crackhouse

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Elisa#49134738)