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Why so few bald pro athletes?

far fewer than the general population
bonkers den
  07/11/26
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Cerebral deranged pervert parlor
  07/12/26
Because pro athletes are young and balds are older You j...
Submissive Kitty Cat
  07/11/26
Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their...
irradiated abnormal keepsake machete
  07/11/26
Michael Jordan was the pioneer.
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  07/12/26
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bonkers den
  07/12/26
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Cerebral deranged pervert parlor
  07/12/26
Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their head...
awkward medicated feces brethren
  07/12/26
OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requir...
rose travel guidebook
  07/12/26
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Cerebral deranged pervert parlor
  07/12/26
And they’re predominantly soccer players.
trip organic girlfriend
  07/12/26


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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: bonkers den

far fewer than the general population

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2Elisa#49993290)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Cerebral deranged pervert parlor

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Date: July 11th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Submissive Kitty Cat

Because pro athletes are young and balds are older

You just think otherwise because you balded young

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2Elisa#49993297)



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Date: July 11th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: irradiated abnormal keepsake machete

Hair transplants (LeBron, Rooney, etc). Or they shave their heads and pretend it was a choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2Elisa#49993302)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored ultramarine volcanic crater pit

Michael Jordan was the pioneer.

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bonkers den



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Cerebral deranged pervert parlor

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Date: July 12th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: awkward medicated feces brethren

Tons of baldmos--athletes and regular guys--shave their heads now. Add hair transplants and hair systems to that. In general, there are just fewer guys walking around with visible male pattern baldness than there were 20+ years ago, when a big portion of guys over 30 or 40 out and about were visible MPBmos. This doesn't apply in biglaw, where the standard MPB coif remains common.

BTW, LeBron has been a male pattern baldmo for years: https://media.gq.com/photos/5942ce8fff7d4e0397e51d10/4:3/w_1632,h_1224,c_limit/lebron-james-hair.jpg

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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: rose travel guidebook

OP is right though. The actual truth is pro athletics requires a ridiculously good phenotype and bad phenotype shit co-varies and correlates. Basketball is the most obvious where there are random Balding guys in college but JJ Reddick had Hair at Duke, you get the drift. Also, Matt Hasselbeck stands out more than he doesn’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2Elisa#49994554)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Cerebral deranged pervert parlor

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Date: July 12th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: trip organic girlfriend

And they’re predominantly soccer players.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5881832&forum_id=2Elisa#49994574)