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odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/20/26
out the firm
Pea-brained principal's office
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
Bonkers crackhouse
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
Territorial Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mediation
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
Bonkers crackhouse
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law&...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/05/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
...
Pea-brained principal's office
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
Dashing den idea he suggested
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
Pea-brained principal's office
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
Elite swollen piazza
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
Black becky lodge
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
Histrionic fighting box office incel
  02/20/26
tp
exhilarant black woman
  02/20/26
...
Amber Yarmulke Round Eye
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
Grizzly Orchestra Pit Organic Girlfriend
  02/20/26
...
yellow mad-dog skullcap
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
stirring drab university
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
exhilarant black woman
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
racy generalized bond hospital
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
Black becky lodge
  02/23/26
...
Olive telephone gaping
  02/23/26
...
Self-centered razzmatazz antidepressant drug
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
hateful new version
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
snowy razzle-dazzle institution keepsake machete
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
Dashing den idea he suggested
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
Cream Forum Tank
  02/22/26
great word ty
Bateful temple
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
High-end motley trust fund
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
appetizing kink-friendly ape
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
Elite swollen piazza
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
Elite swollen piazza
  02/22/26
scholarship
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/22/26
...
Pea-brained principal's office
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
Orange newt
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
rough-skinned deer antler
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Territorial Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mediation
  02/23/26
...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
stirring drab university
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
Orange newt
  02/23/26
...
Pea-brained principal's office
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
Bonkers crackhouse
  02/22/26
...
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
snowy razzle-dazzle institution keepsake machete
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
snowy razzle-dazzle institution keepsake machete
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
Orange newt
  02/21/26
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Pea-brained principal's office
  02/21/26
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odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
Mauve plaza persian
  02/21/26
...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
  03/05/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
Aphrodisiac drunken background story hell
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
Elite swollen piazza
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
mint lay boiling water
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
Bateful temple
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
Orange newt
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
Bateful temple
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
...
Bateful temple
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Bateful temple
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
Olive telephone gaping
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
Olive telephone gaping
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
Territorial Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mediation
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
big stead
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
clear boistinker property
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
Orange newt
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/23/26
...
mint lay boiling water
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
hateful new version
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
heady love of her life milk
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
Self-centered razzmatazz antidepressant drug
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
Bateful temple
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  03/03/26
The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS
AI_concubine
  03/05/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/ This is one i...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
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Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big ...
AI_concubine
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She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on O...
Yummy Phase Pol Pot
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tancredi marchiolo
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Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genre...
That's not very Frutiger Aero of you
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Bonkers crackhouse

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: Territorial Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mediation

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Bonkers crackhouse

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688807)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you

Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719851)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: mint lay boiling water

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: mint lay boiling water

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Dashing den idea he suggested

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Elite swollen piazza

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: mint lay boiling water

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Black becky lodge

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Histrionic fighting box office incel

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: exhilarant black woman

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Amber Yarmulke Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: mint lay boiling water

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Orchestra Pit Organic Girlfriend

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: yellow mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: stirring drab university

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: exhilarant black woman

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: racy generalized bond hospital

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Black becky lodge

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Olive telephone gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Self-centered razzmatazz antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: mint lay boiling water

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: hateful new version

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: snowy razzle-dazzle institution keepsake machete

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Dashing den idea he suggested

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Cream Forum Tank

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful temple

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: High-end motley trust fund

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: appetizing kink-friendly ape

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Elite swollen piazza

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: Elite swollen piazza

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: mint lay boiling water

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Orange newt

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: rough-skinned deer antler

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Territorial Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: stirring drab university

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Orange newt

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Bonkers crackhouse

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: mint lay boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: snowy razzle-dazzle institution keepsake machete

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: snowy razzle-dazzle institution keepsake machete

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Orange newt

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Pea-brained principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Mauve plaza persian

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685762)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719856)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac drunken background story hell

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Elite swollen piazza

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: mint lay boiling water

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful temple

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Orange newt

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: Bateful temple

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Bateful temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Bateful temple

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Olive telephone gaping

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Olive telephone gaping

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Territorial Flatulent Bawdyhouse Mediation

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Lime step-uncle's house friendly grandma

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: big stead

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: clear boistinker property

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Orange newt

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: mint lay boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: hateful new version

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: heady love of her life milk

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: odious scarlet pocket flask giraffe

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Self-centered razzmatazz antidepressant drug

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Bateful temple

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49710714)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: AI_concubine

The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719821)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/

This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719632)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: AI_concubine

Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719825)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


lcframpto

2h

Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719827)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


faryal29

3h

👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719830)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


sasha.spiers

1h

This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719836)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


isita_0707

1h

You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽

Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.

Like



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719838)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Yummy Phase Pol Pot

She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719852)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719853)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: That's not very Frutiger Aero of you

Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719862)