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Rate this intra-firm memo re: friday morning meetings

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will...
titillating property
  01/12/15
i rate it delicious
Internet-worthy soggy keepsake machete
  01/12/15
lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag
Ruby Vivacious Striped Hyena
  01/12/15
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titillating property
  01/12/15
is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?
Arousing Rose Weed Whacker Giraffe
  01/12/15
titcq
Internet-worthy soggy keepsake machete
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Trip school
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Henna Contagious Parlor
  01/13/15
How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwi...
twinkling legend
  01/12/15
There is something wrong with this chick.
titillating property
  01/12/15
she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at...
Rough-skinned ruddy cruise ship prole
  01/12/15
is she? really? is she?
Fluffy flesh pocket flask theatre
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titillating property
  01/12/15
tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after y...
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  01/13/15
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Green gaping
  01/15/15
We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless she...
ungodly chrome dilemma dingle berry
  01/12/15
lol
titillating property
  01/12/15
Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those ...
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  01/12/15
...
titillating property
  01/12/15
would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, ...
Fluffy flesh pocket flask theatre
  01/12/15
Honestly, no.
titillating property
  01/12/15
I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.
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floppy stag film mediation
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lol
Histrionic library mood
  01/13/15
XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their f...
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Green gaping
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  04/07/15
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  05/19/25
Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and past...
titillating property
  01/12/15
Here is her reply to me, sent to all: "As stated you...
titillating property
  01/12/15
Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work fo...
Fragrant mint headpube
  01/12/15
HR drone
titillating property
  01/12/15
soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?
Arousing Rose Weed Whacker Giraffe
  01/13/15
She might be half now that you mention it.
titillating property
  01/13/15
"your welcome to" You in shitlaw, bro?
Henna Contagious Parlor
  01/13/15
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Anal Sanctuary Queen Of The Night
  01/13/15
ofs
titillating property
  01/13/15
no way the jews stand for this.
Razzmatazz mildly autistic stage
  01/12/15
You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eat...
offensive wrinkle ceo
  01/12/15
unnngh
Fluffy flesh pocket flask theatre
  01/12/15
that looks fucking disgusting
floppy stag film mediation
  01/12/15
cot DAYUM
Stimulating Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for ...
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  01/13/15
"If any one does not like these options as always peopl...
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  01/12/15
lol, carbmos
swashbuckling canary boiling water office
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light skinny woman feces
  01/13/15
why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?
mind-boggling place of business institution
  01/12/15
Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat...
supple violent personal credit line kitty cat
  01/12/15
It would be funny if I bring something with less calories th...
titillating property
  01/12/15
You can bring 200 calorie donuts
beady-eyed hominid windowlicker
  01/12/15
I am so doing this.
titillating property
  01/12/15
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supple violent personal credit line kitty cat
  01/13/15
Bring donuts
beady-eyed hominid windowlicker
  01/12/15
Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, ...
jade irate laser beams
  01/12/15
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titillating property
  01/12/15
TY bro.
jade irate laser beams
  01/12/15
a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, ri...
splenetic goyim
  01/12/15
Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was &qu...
titillating property
  01/12/15
it can be
Cracking international law enforcement agency
  01/13/15
Panera has a particularly helpful page: https://www.paner...
Wonderful low-t shrine
  01/13/15
600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone
thriller whorehouse dopamine
  01/13/15
what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamchee...
Anal Sanctuary Queen Of The Night
  01/13/15
I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice ...
thriller whorehouse dopamine
  01/13/15
I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my voc...
Stimulating Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and re...
indecent iridescent lay newt
  01/13/15
PLEASE do this. Please.
Aggressive Dragon
  01/13/15
lol evil
disturbing yellow school cafeteria
  01/13/15
this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.
Histrionic library mood
  01/13/15
my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scr...
Ruby Vivacious Striped Hyena
  01/13/15
Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons: 1. Granola has ...
Stimulating Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend
  01/13/15
bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably impro...
brilliant stage cuck
  01/13/15
100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on fr...
titillating property
  01/13/15
Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this ne...
Aggressive Dragon
  01/13/15
I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face ...
titillating property
  01/13/15
bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarb...
pontificating goal in life fortuitous meteor
  01/13/15
Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, an...
Erotic voyeur
  01/13/15
how fat is this dumb woman?
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S C R A P E S C R A P E
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  01/13/15
Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE S...
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  01/13/15
UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me,...
titillating property
  01/13/15
Bravo 180 flame
Cordovan idiot plaza
  01/13/15
Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.
titillating property
  01/13/15
again, I ask: how fat is this woman?
racy tattoo antidepressant drug
  01/13/15
Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.
titillating property
  01/13/15
...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask. ...
racy tattoo antidepressant drug
  01/13/15
Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associat...
titillating property
  01/13/15
Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, ...
Aggressive Dragon
  01/14/15
Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even ...
amethyst startled trailer park
  01/13/15
man this sounds like it could've been my old firm
pontificating goal in life fortuitous meteor
  01/14/15
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
Aggressive Dragon
  01/15/15
She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the hea...
titillating property
  01/15/15
My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paran...
titillating property
  01/15/15
At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for som...
Aggressive Dragon
  01/16/15
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  01/16/15
UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court ...
titillating property
  01/16/15
We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The ...
titillating property
  03/27/15
lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain P...
Trip school
  03/27/15
...
pontificating goal in life fortuitous meteor
  04/06/15
LOL
indecent iridescent lay newt
  04/06/15
This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things ar...
talented violent crackhouse degenerate
  04/07/15
Breakfast is 120 flame.
Slap-happy snowy center
  03/27/15
It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco t...
Dark faggotry pit
  03/27/15
*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel* (basket of ...
charismatic brunch
  04/06/15
will this person be at the meeting?
indecent iridescent lay newt
  09/01/15
Yes.
titillating property
  09/04/15
Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so wil...
titillating property
  09/04/15
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titillating property
  09/18/15
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big saffron point
  01/04/18
lol
titillating property
  01/04/18
this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was b...
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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: titillating property

"As a way to promote a healthier staff in 2015 we will no longer be having bagels at our admin meetings on Friday. We are going to do our best to provide you with healthier options starting with Greek yogurt this Friday and cereal to put with it. Other options are some jimmy dean breakfast sandwiches that are 250 calories per sandwich. These things are already taken care of so no one needs to go out and buy them on Friday and we will NOT be having bagels this Friday and each Friday going forward.

It’s our goal to help everyone with their goals to be healthier!!

If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104110)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Internet-worthy soggy keepsake machete

i rate it delicious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104113)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: Ruby Vivacious Striped Hyena

lol somebody complained, probably some nocarbfag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104115)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104132)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Arousing Rose Weed Whacker Giraffe

is your firm sponsored by Jimmy Dean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104117)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Internet-worthy soggy keepsake machete

titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104120)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: Trip school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108828)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:02 PM
Author: Henna Contagious Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109789)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: twinkling legend

How on earth could a processed jimmy dean sausage egg sandwich be healthier than a bagel. Just LOL at equating calories as unhealthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104124)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: titillating property

There is something wrong with this chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104137)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Rough-skinned ruddy cruise ship prole

she's talking about the egg white and turkey sausage ones at costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104709)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Fluffy flesh pocket flask theatre

is she? really? is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104733)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104748)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Zombie-like soul-stirring athletic conference station

tbf a bagel is pretty shitty, enjoy your 10am snooze after you carbcrash you SHMEERpig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Green gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27126019)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: ungodly chrome dilemma dingle berry

We serve Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches at the homeless shelter. Things are disgusting, but the homeless bros love them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104127)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: titillating property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104139)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: ungodly chrome dilemma dingle berry

Not kidding, it's the only time I've ever seen one of those things. They have like 400 ingredients listed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104145)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104188)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:48 PM
Author: Fluffy flesh pocket flask theatre

would you fuck her if no one would know and you were horny, yes or no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104765)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: titillating property

Honestly, no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104781)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:08 PM
Author: chestnut hot garrison crotch

I bet she vaccinates the hell out of her kid too. Sheesh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104854)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Thirsty tanning salon becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104143)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Adventurous background story son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104199)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: floppy stag film mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104737)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Histrionic library mood

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108807)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: comical native

XO: where bros who volunteer at homeless shelters in their free time come after to nigger thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27111597)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:28 PM
Author: Green gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27126022)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: ungodly chrome dilemma dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27638429)



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Date: September 25th, 2016 2:52 PM
Author: ungodly chrome dilemma dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#31487345)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: vigorous impertinent step-uncle's house sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#48945456)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: titillating property

Welp, looks like I stirred the pot a bit when I cut and pasted the ingredients and nutritional info, replied to all, and asked whether we were really taking the position that these things are "healthier" than bagels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104586)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: titillating property

Here is her reply to me, sent to all:

"As stated your welcome to bring your own stuff but also as stated what has been bought is 250 calories and the Greek yogurt bought is 80 calories so yes the stance is that it IS healthier than the bagels with shmear we have been getting on Fridays!" [sic]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104623)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: Fragrant mint headpube

Is this person an HR drone or your boss? I could not work for someone this retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104630)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:34 PM
Author: titillating property

HR drone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104674)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Arousing Rose Weed Whacker Giraffe

soo cr use of "shmear" tho, is she of the tribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109350)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: titillating property

She might be half now that you mention it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109368)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Henna Contagious Parlor

"your welcome to"

You in shitlaw, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109803)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Anal Sanctuary Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109972)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: titillating property

ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110000)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mildly autistic stage

no way the jews stand for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104592)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: offensive wrinkle ceo

You are a complete FAGGOT if you don't show up and begin eating AT LEAST one of these every friday

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-osrhU6lbc28/VEkX24ilkFI/AAAAAAAAhA4/8kA2eUwlW68/s1600/Carls-Jr-Hardees-Double-Loaded-Omelet-Biscuit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104608)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Fluffy flesh pocket flask theatre

unnngh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104736)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: floppy stag film mediation

that looks fucking disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104967)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 4:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend

cot DAYUM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108219)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Cracking international law enforcement agency

you'd have to pay me to eat one of those. but I'd do it for 5 bucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108268)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone odious old irish cottage tank

"If any one does not like these options as always people are welcome to bring and eat whatever they would like."

I like how they have to go out of their way to tell law drones this part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104620)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling canary boiling water office

lol, carbmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104632)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: light skinny woman feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109413)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling place of business institution

why did she not capitalize Jimmy Dean? Is she a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104633)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: supple violent personal credit line kitty cat

Show up with a dozen bagels, lox, cream cheese, etc. and eat all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104698)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: titillating property

It would be funny if I bring something with less calories that is even less healthy than the jimmy dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104729)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed hominid windowlicker

You can bring 200 calorie donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104745)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:44 PM
Author: titillating property

I am so doing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104747)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: supple violent personal credit line kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108798)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed hominid windowlicker

Bring donuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104727)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: jade irate laser beams

Translation: I want to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast, so I am going to pretend they are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104764)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:49 PM
Author: titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104768)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: jade irate laser beams

TY bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104778)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:25 PM
Author: splenetic goyim

a bagel w/ cream cheese can't be much more than 300 cals, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104946)



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Date: January 12th, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: titillating property

Yeah, not sure. Just about every cream cheese option was "lite", too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27104964)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:05 AM
Author: Cracking international law enforcement agency

it can be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108267)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Wonderful low-t shrine

Panera has a particularly helpful page:

https://www.panerabread.com/en-us/menu-categories/bagels-and-spreads.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109832)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse dopamine

600-700 bro. Big NYC bagels run 500+ calories alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109965)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:48 PM
Author: Anal Sanctuary Queen Of The Night

what about "deluxe" kikebagels with lox, creamcheese, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110003)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: thriller whorehouse dopamine

I dunno. My standard breakfast is 2 hard boiled eggs, slice of toast with almond butter and coffee. Tons more nutrients and protein than a bagel with 250 fewer calories. Bagels are kind of TTT except got especial occasions or brunch and then it is ok to get cream cheese, smoked salmon etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110014)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:01 PM
Author: Stimulating Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend

I'm officially adding "deluxe kikebagel" to my vocabulary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110045)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:47 AM
Author: indecent iridescent lay newt

lol i just spit out my drink. PLEASE bring the donuts and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108154)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: Aggressive Dragon

PLEASE do this. Please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108160)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: disturbing yellow school cafeteria

lol evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109321)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: Histrionic library mood

this is hilarious because it sounds pretty fucking real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27108818)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Ruby Vivacious Striped Hyena

my bro's work used to have a southwestern breakfast day (scrambled eggs w onions green peppers etc and tortillas) and someone complained to get it replaced w granola and yogurt not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109333)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Stimulating Principal's Office Organic Girlfriend

Holy fuck that's retarded, for 2 reasons:

1. Granola has a fuckton of calories, and most manufactured granolas (e.g. Bear Naked) have so much extra crap in them that they end up being unhealthy

2. Yogurt is filled with hormones, lactose, and all kinds of other shit that will make your gut hate you forever

...Eggs and tortillas actually sounds like a pretty healthy way to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110028)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: brilliant stage cuck

bro, yogurt is just fine for white people and probably improves gut health. only asians usually have to fear lactose.

any hormones and antibiotics in cheap yogurt are going to be in cheap eggs too.

tortillas are obviously 180, but fucking lol at them being healthy. massive bombs of calories made entirely of cheap carbs and fat with zero good nutritional content.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110714)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 12:18 PM
Author: titillating property

100% not flame and I'm bringing a donut to the meeting on friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109341)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Aggressive Dragon

Will you bring enough for everyone and enthuse about this new healthy eating push, lauding the 200 calorie spa food that is Krispy Kreme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110664)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: titillating property

I was just going to bring one and rub it in everyone's face how much healthier my breakfast is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110780)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: pontificating goal in life fortuitous meteor

bagels are stupid ebcause they are like 80 grams of shitcarbs

at least sausage has protein and fat to make you full

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109802)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:19 PM
Author: Erotic voyeur

Bring another brand of sausage biscuits, enough to share, and make a big deal about how much tastier they are than Jimmy Dean® Brand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109865)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:29 PM
Author: racy tattoo antidepressant drug

how fat is this dumb woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109908)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 2:45 PM
Author: big saffron point

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27109984)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: dashing market

Turns spoon upside down, sucks it like a cock, moar SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110109)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 5:45 PM
Author: brilliant stage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110716)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: titillating property

UPDATE: She is all offended now and just emailed this to me, the office manager and my partner:

"The sandwiches in discussion taken from the jimmy dean website:

[jimmy dean sausage sandwich nutritional info]

Compared to an everything bagel which is a typical bagel eaten in the office

Below numbers taken straight from the Einstein Bagel website.

Nutrition Facts

Everything Bagel

Calories 269

Calories from Fat 17

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 2g 3%

Saturated Fat 0g 0%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 0mg 0%

Sodium 616mg 26%

Total Carbohydrates 56g 19%

Dietary Fiber 2g 8%

Sugars 5g

Protein 9g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Then add in “schmear”

Nutrition Facts

Plain

Calories 150

Calories from Fat 130

% Daily Value*

Total Fat 15g 23%

Saturated Fat 10g 50%

Trans Fat 0g

Cholesterol 45mg 15%

Sodium 140mg 6%

Total Carbohydrates 2g 1%

Dietary Fiber 0g 0%

Sugars 2g

Protein 2g

*Percent Daily Values (DV are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.)

Now do we wish to discuss nutritional values further….

This is an effort to take a step in a different direction. NO one has to eat what is provided and not everyone likes yogurt therefore as a compromise to not completely shutting out the carbs people are used to on Friday mornings the above was seen as a medium.

This is something that was an attempt to be thoughtful and help promote my personal healthy goals as well as other people’s health goals that have been mentioned. It is frustrating that people would make it so difficult to do something caring."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110920)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Cordovan idiot plaza

Bravo 180 flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110945)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: titillating property

Not flame, bro. This is 100% real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27110970)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: racy tattoo antidepressant drug

again, I ask: how fat is this woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27111928)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:39 PM
Author: titillating property

Obese, but I wouldn't say morbidly. Very close.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27111939)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:40 PM
Author: racy tattoo antidepressant drug

...yeah, I really don't know why I even bothered to ask.

are others in the office LJLing at her behind her back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27111947)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: titillating property

Yes, everyone is loling at her behind her back. One associate plans on bringing in a box of Krispy Kremes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27111955)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:31 AM
Author: Aggressive Dragon

Just say you fully support a move towards healthier eating, and wanted to help by bringing all of the artificial ingredients in the muffins to her attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27114729)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: amethyst startled trailer park

Agreed with the idea of bringing in boxes of bagels or even 2 gigantic pizzas and just laying them out in the middle of the conference table and just start eating pizza like it's nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27111582)



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Date: January 14th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: pontificating goal in life fortuitous meteor

man this sounds like it could've been my old firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27114734)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Aggressive Dragon

I'm so excited for tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27123092)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: titillating property

She was really personally offended lol. I don't have the heart to rub it in now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27123522)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: titillating property

My boss was acting weird all day and I started getting paranoid I may have crossed some line by offending the jimmy dean girl.

Halfway through the day I asked him if everything was okay because he wasn't his normal self and he just said he was busy.

He came into my office just to shoot the shit at the end of the day and I said I hope I didn't offend Sue by my email.

He said, "What email? You mean about the jimmy dean sandwiches?"

I said, "Yeah," and he goes, "Listen. She's nuts. Did you see what she ate today for lunch? A fried hamburger and french fries. I said, 'What are you eating, Sue? That doesn't look healthy,' and she said, 'It isn't'".

So I don't feel bad anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27125886)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Aggressive Dragon

At least she didn't try to claim that it was healthy for some obscure reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27127646)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 9:00 AM
Author: mewling glittery piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27127266)



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Date: January 16th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: titillating property

UPDATE: I couldn't stay for the meeting because I had court in the morning, but I wanted to pop in and see how breakfast was going.

Thirteen people at the meeting. A big box of jimmy dean sandwiches on the counter, a bag of granola and a bunch of greek yogurt. No one was eating anything except for the maintenance guy who was eating grapes that he brought himself. The vibe was weird if not a little tense. Off to court I went.

So after court I go back to the office and see the box of jimmy dean sandwiches still on the counter. Oh, hey, she actually got the turkey egg white ones. No one was around so I popped one in the microwave because I was hungry.

While I'm standing next to the microwave waiting for my tasty jimmy dean sandwich, guess who walks in? Yep, the jimmy dean girl. She's all, "What are you eating."

I'm all, "Uh, nothing." Then I pull the sandwich out of the microwave and she's standing there with her hand on her hip and this smug as fuck grin on her face.

"You didn't say you were getting the egg white ones." I took a bite, said, "Hey, these are pretty good," and went upstairs to my office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27128282)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: titillating property

We had bagels today for the first time since the email. The HR girl was all pissy and didn't eat anything. People were still making their bagels when the meeting started so the HR girl decided to interrupt the partner and suggest he wait until everyone was done with their bagels before starting the meeting. . . .

Since this girl was recently 'demoted' from 2nd-in-command of HR to 3rd-in-command, the partner responded by making her move from the head of the table, where she was sitting, and told the 2nd-in-command HR girl to switch places with her.

It created this awesome awkward silence as the girls switched seats and then the partner carried on as nothing happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27564417)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:46 AM
Author: Trip school

lol, I'm picturing the conference room in TNG with Captain Picard and everyone eating bagels and then he tells Counselor Troi to GTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27564436)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: pontificating goal in life fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27634247)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 6:26 PM
Author: indecent iridescent lay newt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27634241)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 7:48 AM
Author: talented violent crackhouse degenerate

This is fucking hilarious but tbh those jimmy dean things are marginally more healthy i think - they are fucking gross tho and do not microwave well. And what, you're supposed to wait in line with everyone from the meeting nuking that crap?

They should serve boiled eggs for the diet mos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27638412)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Slap-happy snowy center

Breakfast is 120 flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27564424)



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Date: March 27th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Dark faggotry pit

It sounds like an attempt to save money by making a Costco trip instead of ordering catering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27564443)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: charismatic brunch

*arduously places 2 cubes of butter on bagel*

(basket of butter cubes was emptied from local diner when server wasn't looking and stuffed into pants pocket- 'oy vey,free butter...think of the savings!')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#27634686)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: indecent iridescent lay newt

will this person be at the meeting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#28668483)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:23 AM
Author: titillating property

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#28686480)



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Date: September 4th, 2015 2:22 AM
Author: titillating property

Update: will be bagels tomorrow, but will be in court so will miss the meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#28686478)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 1:07 AM
Author: titillating property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#28782914)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:27 PM
Author: big saffron point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#35080526)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: titillating property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#35080673)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Flirting bisexual patrolman ladyboy

this thread was made exactly 7 days after my first son was born

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780827&forum_id=2Elisa#48945465)