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They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi bloo...
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
Rate me as a UC university.
amber queen of the night love of her life
  09/05/22
No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
TY Is this pornstar hot?
amber queen of the night love of her life
  09/05/22
She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest...
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
DESCRIBE her.
Greedy Titillating Corn Cake Menage
  09/05/22
28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very...
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
Emailing you brother
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  09/07/22
The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is...
orange unholy church building death wish
  09/05/22
More like if the free dinners stopped would these people com...
avocado abnormal parlor
  09/05/22
Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy di...
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  09/05/22
I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand ...
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  09/05/22
Lmaoooo
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  12/05/25
say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying...
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  09/05/22
now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly reti...
Buff school
  09/05/22
Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
Breaking: Hooker seeks money
Awkward thirsty gaping mother
  09/05/22
...
Bull headed red cuck patrolman
  09/05/22
Does she mean Calvin Harris?
Odious Dilemma
  09/05/22
No, not that dude.
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you ...
maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann
  09/05/22
basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skill...
learning disabled corner filthpig
  09/05/22
It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems li...
maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann
  09/05/22
I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, broth...
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
of course i would meet up with you in plano she still thi...
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  09/05/22
Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the conte...
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
yeah i give 0 fucks
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  09/05/22
Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no ...
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  09/05/22
we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking...
learning disabled corner filthpig
  09/05/22
III Forks?
maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann
  09/05/22
i think they're turning it into a poker room...
learning disabled corner filthpig
  09/05/22
End of an era
maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann
  09/05/22
Will you come too, brother?
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.
maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann
  09/05/22
HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he...
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  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/07/22
Cocks out for content!
Awkward thirsty gaping mother
  09/06/22
is that a Pixel phone?
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  09/05/22
Galaxy S22+
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?
Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Lay
  09/05/22
I'm not interested in men.
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/05/22
I love men
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  09/06/22
ran here
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  09/07/22
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  09/06/22
Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.
chrome up-to-no-good national
  09/06/22
Same.
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  09/06/22
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  09/07/22
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chrome up-to-no-good national
  09/07/22
iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.
claret crackhouse
  09/07/22
pics of girls?
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  09/06/22
To be fair, Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged marrie...
Jet Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship
  09/06/22
I just wish I had some friends.
Awkward thirsty gaping mother
  09/06/22
im going to the brazzers house
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  09/06/22
L'Chaim!
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  12/22/25
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Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/06/22
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Jet Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship
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Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
credit where it is due, 180 post
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  12/05/25
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Jet Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship
  09/06/22
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TY, brother.
Kink-friendly white stage boiling water
  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly...
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  09/06/22
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saffron exciting space scourge upon the earth
  09/06/22
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Supple Ladyboy
  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it
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  09/07/22
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well-lubricated address
  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
"I need to go read to my kids"
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  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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learning disabled corner filthpig
  09/06/22
he's right tho
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  09/07/22
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Fuchsia filthy french chef
  09/06/22
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  09/06/22
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  09/07/22
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  09/07/22
We did it!
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  09/07/22
What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?
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  09/07/22
Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Appare...
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  09/07/22
those don't have huge insurance policies
learning disabled corner filthpig
  09/07/22
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  09/07/22
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  09/07/22
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  09/07/22
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Awkward thirsty gaping mother
  09/07/22
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  12/05/25
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  12/05/25
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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

They just can't help being drawn to the alpha Ashkenazi blood. I might start a course for people on XO to help talk to girls. I mean, it's basically just a sales skill. It's insane how obsessive some women are to me even though I'm a short balding lawyer. I never had a problem getting women to be drawn to me.

Saturday night was 180 too (that's why my client says "have fun being weird tonight"). Had a nice MFFF foursome (first time for me!). Wife and I met a lesbian (I guess I should call bi since they like men too) couple from Idaho. Was two girls. One was decent looking with a good body and below average face. The other was very pretty and had a great body. They were definitely very interested in my wife. She makes a great wingman.

https://imgur.com/a/eVxkJ5i

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124142)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:55 PM
Author: amber queen of the night love of her life

Rate me as a UC university.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124151)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

No idea who you are. Do you have a different moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124153)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:59 PM
Author: amber queen of the night love of her life

TY

Is this pornstar hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124165)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

She is attractive but not at all my type. I have no interest in her physically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124208)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Greedy Titillating Corn Cake Menage

DESCRIBE her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124478)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

28 year old thin white girl with big natural tits and a very average face. Basically the average porn star.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124551)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz citrine blood rage athletic conference

Emailing you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131355)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: orange unholy church building death wish

The part you’re not showing, and will never admit, is that you and your wife pay for that pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124177)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: avocado abnormal parlor

More like if the free dinners stopped would these people communicate with him more than a couple more times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124191)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Ive never paid for her dinner, brother. Only people I buy dinners for are poasters and my staff. She actually gets me a $500 Mastros gift card every year for my bday even though Ive never given her a dime or present (besides her case I settled of course). Im just an alpha jew dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124310)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

I've never paid for pussy in my life, brother. I understand why people might get offended or even jealous of my 180 degenerate lifestyle. But I only post the truth on this glorious message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124194)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Submissive vermilion ticket booth potus

Lmaoooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49486213)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:56 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

say what you want about me, but i'm straight up about paying for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124518)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: Buff school

now that KamalaSexy is back would you consider possibly retiring and never coming back here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124182)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Why would I do that? I love it here, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124187)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Awkward thirsty gaping mother

Breaking: Hooker seeks money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124190)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:24 PM
Author: Bull headed red cuck patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124295)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: Odious Dilemma

Does she mean Calvin Harris?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124496)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

No, not that dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124580)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann

I couldn’t tell what was going on. I’m glad you are having a nice time. Wish you all the luck in the world brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124525)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

basically he is pretending to be using his "sales skills" and she is too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124553)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann

It seems like no transaction was arranged. Also, it seems like porn stars care a lot of about obesity. I would do poorly with pornstars.

I really wish I could live the glamorous LA life. I want to be somebody. I want to maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124569)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

I've never given her a gift, money, or slept with her, brother. No interest in sleeping with her either. If I visit your city can we hang out? I might be out that way middle of next year to see some law school friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124571)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

of course i would meet up with you in plano

she still thinks she can get money off you (maybe she can't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124575)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Can we take a photo together for XO? I really like the content it generates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124584)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

yeah i give 0 fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124589)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Fuck ya! What is the nicest place we can go to? Money is no object, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124622)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

we don't really have anything you could brag about by taking pictures of receipts in Plano

that's the Austin mentality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124651)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann

III Forks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124679)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

i think they're turning it into a poker room...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124691)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann

End of an era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124692)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Will you come too, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124700)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: maniacal coldplay fan boltzmann

Brother you know me. I’ll come wherever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124755)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:26 AM
Author: saffron exciting space scourge upon the earth

HVAC getting his frequent customer card stamped thrice as he waves CSLG and disco fries into the Korean whorehouse like a third base coach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125154)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:21 AM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae829mFAGGE&t=147s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125382)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:22 AM
Author: amber queen of the night love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125383)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:14 PM
Author: Diverse crystalline generalized bond rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126558)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz citrine blood rage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: Awkward thirsty gaping mother

Cocks out for content!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125138)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 10:58 PM
Author: Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Lay

is that a Pixel phone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124531)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Galaxy S22+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124557)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Lay

why doesn't a richmo like yourself use apple?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124560)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 11:03 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

I'm not interested in men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124574)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:27 AM
Author: Blathering dashing casino

I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125155)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Aggressive Famous Landscape Painting Lay

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125806)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: chrome up-to-no-good national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125482)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia filthy french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126601)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: claret crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45127916)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: emerald bipolar gunner orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131569)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: twisted sweet tailpipe gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131581)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:59 PM
Author: well-lubricated address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131623)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:15 AM
Author: Awkward thirsty gaping mother

That's what I have. I like it. I wish the screen had just a bit more pixel density though, for when you've really got your face a few inches from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125141)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: chrome up-to-no-good national

Galaxy S22 Ultra here. Soooo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125502)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: claret crackhouse

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45127918)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: emerald bipolar gunner orchestra pit

I'm poasting from mine right now. I also have an iPhone 12 because I'm gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131571)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:56 PM
Author: chrome up-to-no-good national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131610)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: claret crackhouse

iPhone 11 here for work. The Samsung is MUCH better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:02 AM
Author: flushed site nibblets

pics of girls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45124844)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:19 AM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship

To be fair,

Lol, imagine that you're a middle-aged married father of two and yet you still think it's, like, soooooooooooooooo cool (omg lol) to be "friends" with pornstars (omg lol!) aka worthless broken whores who literally sell their bodies for money in the most despicable ways which are filmed forever by amoral predators, and oh btw you like to spend your limited time on this Earth texting back and forth with these filthy diseased cunts for some sort of sick misplaced affirmation and also you sometimes pressure your "wife" to have orgies with them (omg lollll!!!) and then to top it all off you like to spend some more of your limited time on this Earth bragging about all of this empty and sick and degenerate meaningless bullshit to a bunch of total strangers online just so that they can hopefully tell you how cool and awesome you are and how great that all sounds.

Congratulations. You now know what it feels like to be Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125148)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:24 AM
Author: Awkward thirsty gaping mother

I just wish I had some friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125153)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:29 AM
Author: Snowy nofapping piazza

im going to the brazzers house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125158)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan

L'Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49531456)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:39 AM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

My man, if you're jealous I'd be happy to get one of them to text you if you shoot me an email. You seem very angry about the entire situation. I just do what makes me happy. My wife is into girls, so no pressure needed, brother. Also, I'd be down to take you out for a nice dinner too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125173)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:40 AM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship

To be fair,

"'Fuck gay people'? Lol bro what are you, gay? You know only closeted gay people hate gays, right? So are you GAY?!"

Yeah you got me brother I'm so fucking jealous that you get to interact with pornstars and sometimes even have sex with them. Insanely jealous. I'll slink away now and not criticize your life anymore since you got me so good here with this call out which revealed that ackshually, I'm just really jealous of you.

Also just for the record, gay people are awesome and I'm definitely not gay. Please don't call me gay! I have no problem with gays, they're great!

(Damn all of these Jewish moves are so effective in 2022, how can we ever overcome them? Guess we should probably just give up now and stop trying cc: Consuela the Pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125176)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:44 AM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

I mean, you're ranting against some middle age balding lawyer who has threesomes at midnight, brother. You seem upset about something. I just don't know what. I'm just here to share some content with my fellow poasters, give them a window into my life and adventures, and kill 5 minutes while I wait for my green tea to brew. I have no anger towards anyone. I love you, my man.

I must have hit a nerve because you edited your post multiple times. I'm really sorry man. You're a 180 poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125182)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:35 AM
Author: Ebony sexy set mediation

"I have no anger towards anyone."

That'd be terribly sad if not the case seeing how desperate for approval you are here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125220)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Submissive vermilion ticket booth potus

credit where it is due, 180 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49486221)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:28 AM
Author: Ebony sexy set mediation

This is pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125157)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:38 AM
Author: Jet Bat Shit Crazy Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125171)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:43 AM
Author: hideous pearly native mad cow disease

Slay, qween.

Slay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125181)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 2:45 AM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

TY, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125184)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:51 AM
Author: histrionic shrine ceo

What are the texts about even bud? Doesn’t make any sense in context of the OP. Would’ve been 180 if the link were just three asses in the air instead of some drivel exchange with some lady who no one knows and can’t see pics of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125234)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:04 AM
Author: obsidian talented property

I think he’s proud that some high porn star supposedly wants him to like her because she is supposed to be doing something else but is texting with him to rate how much he likes her. Pretty weird behavior. Also kind of funny since it is clear that it is cslg that has the insecurity issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125277)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:09 AM
Author: saffron exciting space scourge upon the earth

They're all fucked in the head, it's very common in California.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125283)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:36 AM
Author: Supple Ladyboy

Dinner is mentioned several times, pretty clear these "friends" just like using him for free stuff. Much like everyone else in his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125392)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Fluffy contagious parlour cumskin

I would have thought this was cool in 7th grade i also thought weird al was hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125287)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: scarlet library

Stop lying, he's still hilarious and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125480)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: concupiscible karate garrison

Weird Al was and remains the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131637)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:28 AM
Author: well-lubricated address

Suga, I lived dat life long nuff, I can tell ya....dey want something from you baby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125385)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 7:59 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rose toaster

This is all very sinful, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125413)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: dull soul-stirring center electric furnace

"I need to go read to my kids"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125489)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: startled public bath

i dont see the appeal at all of interacting with porn stars. would you engage in long text chains with prostitutes? it's the same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125494)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: crawly exhilarant sneaky criminal

You buy nice dinners for pornstars and in exchange they put you in touch with women who would be willing to have sex with you and your wife.

I rate it 3/10 as a lifestyle and 6/10 as bort content. You should do more shitlaw posting it’s more engaging and I rate that stuff 8/10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45125518)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

I've never bought any pornstars dinners or anything for that matter, brother. Only XO posters and staff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126220)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:15 PM
Author: avocado abnormal parlor

You have almost surely posted that you have. Are you excluding ex pornstars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126562)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 11:36 AM
Author: flushed site nibblets

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126111)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: crimson state

your wife is a binary zero and you both are gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126596)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Copper costumed twinkling uncleanness jewess

i will never understand why CLSG thinks it is enviable or desirable to be around people involved with pornography, let alone 'porn stars.' they are all mentally ill drug-addicted hookers. i can practically smell the vape clouds and body spray. i don't know why you would have any proximity to this if you're raising a family and trying to establish a great 'all-american lifestyle' for them as CSLG likes to claim.

i guess it cuts along with the general dorky vibe he gives off. he's a small-statured video game nerd who got married at 20, so there may be some arrested development there. if he thinks about what is appealing to other adults but has the mentality of a 22 year old or whatever, it makes sense that he would think this is really cool. if you are wealthy and attractive, you probably don't have to send a bunch of chumpy texts to someone named 'chloe' who takes a gallon of cum to her face from strangers monthly and makes extra money shoving things in her asshole in front of her laptop while a bunch of teenagers and incels send her cash app money.

there are plenty of attractive women in the world who would somewhat set aside looks if you are cool and have money. people in porn are dumb, trashy, and unstable. what is the appeal? and sorry brother but you are a little slippery with the truth on this issue -- similar to RSF claiming no woman has ever been with him due to his $$$. what do you think the odds are that this woman is friendly to you if you manage a produce section at Ralph's but otherwise are the same person ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45126728)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:23 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

u sound jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45127127)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: carmine abode crotch

he's right tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131619)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia filthy french chef

he's the epitome of new money as every fucking thread of his demonstrates, so nbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45127129)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:25 PM
Author: Arousing insanely creepy location trust fund

Lol a fucking porn star is schooling you for being around fat proles and thinking it's cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45127134)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 3:31 PM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded temple fanboi

he didn't really need to explain himself at all

....maybe "And? Fat people are actually pretty funny...especially when they struggle to tie their shoes"

"Beats hanging out with people who have gonorrhea"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45127162)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Nursing Home Cuckold

Let's get this to 100 folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131615)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

Let's do it, brothers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131890)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 3:19 PM
Author: Cerebral Nursing Home Cuckold

We did it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132332)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: aquamarine gaming laptop

What type of work do you do for pornstar clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131908)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

They are all car accident clients. It started when I repped one of them, then she referred her friends, who referred friends, etc. Now I have about 6-8 active cases with pornstars and I've handled maybe 20 or so for different pornstars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45131955)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: well-lubricated address

Would you ever get into wage and hour stripper cases? Apparently they are all improperly labeled as independent contractors and when they decide it's time to hang up their heels, they can all get a pay day by suing the club. Maybe Tommy can do this for you with his employment law experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132122)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

those don't have huge insurance policies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132126)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:34 PM
Author: well-lubricated address

Attorneys fees attach. And I'd guess the clubs might be insured somehow for that. Regardless it's probably a file a complaint and get a settlement without any work type situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132144)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:36 PM
Author: learning disabled corner filthpig

πŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏπŸ’ƒπŸΏ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132151)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly white stage boiling water

I sued a strip club before and it settled. I'm sure you can find it since you Google me multiple times a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132221)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: Awkward thirsty gaping mother

Then sue the place and then go after the shady owners on a fraudulent transfer (or similar) theory. I've been able to reach small business owners behind their entities in nearly every case I've tried to do it where bankruptcy didn't save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#45132233)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal friendly grandma water buffalo

Wow I wonder why this piece of shit’s wife left him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49485905)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: saffron exciting space scourge upon the earth

Can you imagine the discovery in this case lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49485938)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Trip zombie-like brunch

discovery in all divorce cases makes me shudder, this one included. i saw the screenshot of the exhibits with cslg reddit posts on salary and networth a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49486209)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: charismatic vengeful church

She got depressed and abusive after having kids! (((Trust me brother!!)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49485952)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Fluffy contagious parlour cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49486217)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Submissive vermilion ticket booth potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49486387)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Chris Spinelli did WHAT to that kid?!?!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49531446)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Passionate Medicated Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49486195)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow, this is pretty cool brother. You seem very cool and awesome, I'm very jealous of your life (just FYI).

BTW how are things going for you these days, my man? Any major life updates? Still killing it with your totally awesome wife and perfect family, I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186498&forum_id=2Elisa#49531454)