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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
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  06/25/12
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  01/05/14
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  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
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WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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literally rofling
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  06/26/12
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  08/02/12
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  08/27/21
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  09/16/22
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self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
  06/25/12
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confused main people
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man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
bipolar provocative cuckold ape
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
honey-headed son of senegal
  08/02/12
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  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
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  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
heady transparent abode jew
  06/25/12
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  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Coiffed Property
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self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
  06/25/12
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bull headed alcoholic home
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
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Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge
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Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Passionate lilac shrine water buffalo
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
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consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
frisky slippery theatre mediation
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self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
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Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
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  06/27/12
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self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
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self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault
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another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
beta locus
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
honey-headed son of senegal
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
honey-headed son of senegal
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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  08/03/12
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Coiffed Property
  08/21/13
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Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Coiffed Property
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Vivacious site

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Scarlet Abnormal New Version Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: confused main people

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: heady transparent abode jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: excitant sapphire sanctuary

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring point elastic band

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: beta locus

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Sexy principal's office

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Balding base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Razzle casino sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: maize thriller macaca house

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: avocado blood rage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: green nudist gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Dead psychic halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded amber ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded amber ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Hairless quadroon location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: arousing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: milky adventurous cruise ship

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: heady transparent abode jew

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: heady transparent abode jew

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: confused main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: bipolar provocative cuckold ape

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: high-end pearl step-uncle's house

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Jet Flatulent Bbw

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: heady transparent abode jew

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome emerald church gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: heady transparent abode jew

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Coiffed Property

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: bull headed alcoholic home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Cerebral know-it-all garrison corn cake

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Passionate lilac shrine water buffalo

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: frisky slippery theatre mediation

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Razzle-dazzle Doctorate

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling ocher headpube

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: naked business firm friendly grandma

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: beta locus

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: trip chad really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Wild partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: naked business firm friendly grandma

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: metal meetinghouse

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: trip chad really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Bossy reading party

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: trip chad really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed cheese-eating toaster double fault

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Razzle casino sound barrier

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Razzle casino sound barrier

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Coiffed Property

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Razzle casino sound barrier

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: avocado blood rage gaming laptop

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Coiffed Property

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: supple nubile kitchen depressive

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Cobalt sneaky criminal lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: mauve filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: dark circlehead

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: avocado blood rage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: saffron charismatic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Locale

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: very tactful razzmatazz mexican whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: misanthropic hall alpha

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Stimulating copper school international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: racy vermilion mood internal respiration

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Twinkling dysfunction piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: jade ceo pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: bateful turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: comical milk

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Brindle Fanboi

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Stimulating copper school international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: honey-headed son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Stimulating copper school international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Abusive Hospital Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Chestnut Razzle-dazzle Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Vigorous athletic conference

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Motley iridescent pisswyrm temple

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Dull feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Chestnut Razzle-dazzle Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: cruel-hearted police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: thirsty fat ankles wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: lascivious yellow spot puppy

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Curious Bawdyhouse People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Tantric immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: arousing digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated glittery deer antler skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Ruby Sinister Hell Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964828)