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[Refrain] Two schizophrenic men go 'round the outside, 'Ro...
territorial angry market
  03/28/22
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French stimulating institution
  04/01/22
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territorial angry market
  12/24/24
God tier creative content. Still going to refer to this as '...
Slate Spot
  12/24/24
Welcome back
kink-friendly location
  03/28/22
*is retired*
territorial angry market
  03/28/22
Surely
kink-friendly location
  03/28/22
Expected a blank op
Thriller lime police squad
  03/28/22
cr the song is already pretty accurate
territorial angry market
  03/28/22
Nicely done, contributing to a venerable xo tradition.
Thriller lime police squad
  03/28/22
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Talented black sneaky criminal garrison
  03/28/22
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indigo corn cake
  03/28/22
180 eminem kick
jade senate
  03/28/22
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Exhilarant Casino Windowlicker
  03/28/22
Reminder: It took two blown-out has-been (never-was) garbage...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
this is pretty good and content for the board. what did you ...
nubile school
  03/28/22
I'm literally the center of this controversy, which she's tr...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
I don't think you're as relevant to this as you think. Agai...
nubile school
  03/28/22
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Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
She really eat your ass? Asking for a friend
jade senate
  03/28/22
The ass was eaten.
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
You’re a lucky man
jade senate
  03/28/22
*thousand yard stare*
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
I wrote this by myself on a plane ride
territorial angry market
  12/24/24
> I've triggered the incels, 'cause nobody gives Mel / Th...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
180000
laughsome chocolate hell twinkling uncleanness
  03/28/22
180^180
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/28/22
How'd my shit taste?
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
like catholic priest cum
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/28/22
Press your tongue and check again. I'm not a priest.
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
to be clear, i'm saying your shit tastes like priest cum due...
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/28/22
To be clear, I'm saying some nasty bitch ate my ass and then...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
180 for the parody, 180 bonus mutiplier for mirroring Eminem...
Startled 180 jap circlehead
  03/28/22
tyty it's already basically about me tbh
territorial angry market
  03/28/22
You debuted with his Orange Man Bad, and now you're just pla...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
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Lake Plaza
  03/28/22
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Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/28/22
I did not write any of this it's all Box
Slate Spot
  03/28/22
Legit 175
Supple pungent brethren
  03/28/22
thank! love the uninflated rating (:
territorial angry market
  03/28/22
I don't understand the part about a Catholic priest raping m...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/28/22
did you ever hang out with earl? he was goatus at these
filthy church
  03/28/22
nah i haven't met him irl cr, i came across a classic son...
territorial angry market
  03/28/22
uh.... he was GOOD at them, but, you know. not the GOAT.
passionate drab mood depressive
  03/28/22
I was the GOAT, but earl had more knowledge of bort drama, p...
Mentally impaired hateful coffee pot
  03/29/22
Tyvm for this rap parody, which disparages me for some reaso...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  03/29/22
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indigo corn cake
  03/29/22
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vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
Blank bump social theory tp
indigo corn cake
  03/29/22
"they're all twins"
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
Rule of Two, like the Sith
indigo corn cake
  03/29/22
180
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
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Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
the lagavulin daygolf line is 180
Underhanded fortuitous meteor
  03/29/22
180000000 tyft!! i read along with the song - pure genius. ...
territorial angry market
  03/29/22
shut the fuck up bitch
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
gtfo of this creative content thread. go Group B thread som...
territorial angry market
  03/29/22
I'm not group B. Adolf has in the recent past extended a sin...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
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Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
You just got annihilated, faggot. Don't be bumping shit like...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
Arkan, how many poasters other than you feature into these p...
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
> Do you think they're only chosen for their friendliness...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
Thanks for providing exhibit 2054 of your paranoid narcissis...
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
This entire thread is literally about me, overtly.
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
The whole board is, so that makes sense.
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
If you type "Arkan" into the search bar, which is ...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
I don't really want to continue this myself, but I want you ...
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
Those are simply the facts. I literally took over this place...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
I'm not defending anything, just cheering on the meme king a...
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
I removed all the bad elements as soon as I got here, and th...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
I'm not sure I've ever saved a poast before, but I'm a sucke...
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
I stand by every word.
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
You're a lolcow. People like winding you up and watching you...
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
LOL - the most pathetically over-involved character on the b...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
...
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
(faggot who rambles 100 posts deep into shitty subthreads wi...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
(Guy penning multiparagraph screed due to a single blank bum...
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
("lawyer" who can't even count paragraphs) You ...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
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Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
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Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
On the one hand i feel bad for helping to derail a HILARIOUS...
Thriller lime police squad
  03/29/22
It's nice to log into xo every 8 hours or so and see pages a...
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
I make you spin every time you see a post, and I'm not even ...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
incredible work
Lake Plaza
  03/29/22
🔥1🔥8🔥0🔥
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/29/22
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nubile school
  03/29/22
oh my god. well deserved 180
Twisted Stage
  04/01/22
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appetizing theater stage patrolman
  09/06/22
goatus potus bump
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  09/06/22
thanl.
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  09/06/22
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Splenetic idea he suggested travel guidebook
  09/06/22
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appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/13/22
I missed this at the time. I remember her poasting her paro...
seedy friendly grandma abode
  12/13/22
strong praise; thanks!
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/13/22
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indigo corn cake
  12/13/22
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appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/22/22
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appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/29/22
Your asshole's brown I'm wondering why You spread your chee...
elite field
  03/29/22
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territorial angry market
  03/29/22
You keep running with that "stalker" shit I'm goin...
vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
I'm totally gonna do it this time guise!
Stirring flatulent lettuce
  03/30/22
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vivacious free-loading associate
  03/29/22
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French stimulating institution
  03/29/22
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appetizing theater stage patrolman
  10/03/22
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Slate Spot
  10/03/22
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Stirring flatulent lettuce
  10/03/22
pretty good, ngl. need to step up my game for GJR songs. ...
judgmental lascivious orchestra pit
  12/13/22
This kind of effort poasting is xo at its best, and Arkan&rs...
pearl house
  12/15/22
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Sooty codepig voyeur
  12/30/22
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appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/30/22
Probably best poast Q1 2022 were it not for esoteric sambo's...
indigo corn cake
  12/30/22
TY it took a bit of work
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/30/22
It's literally garbage ljl at thinking you have talent. Your...
Slate Spot
  12/30/22
Ty for that, HATP, and send box my regards.
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  12/30/22
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Twisted Stage
  12/24/24
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Slate Spot
  05/30/26


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: March 28th, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: territorial angry market

[Refrain]

Two schizophrenic men go 'round the outside,

'Round the outside, 'round the outside

(x2)

Guess who's back, back again

Box is back, tell a friend

Guess who's back, guess who's back

Guess who's back, guess who's back ...

 

[Verse 1]

I've triggered the incels, 'cause nobody gives Mel

The time no more; they want Box now, I'm chopped liver

Well if you want Boxxy, this what I'll give ya

A little bit of flirting with a tit picture

Some intel that'll make Arkan split quicker

Than a bitch when he gets dicked at the Catholic church

In the sick hell of his twisted mind imploding

While y'all flipping a shit that the board's exploding (Hey!)

You've waited this long, now stop shitpoasting

'Cause I'm back, I'm still not fat, and done atoning

You say that you got a job, J homie

But you spend all day getting Benzo going

So MASE TP won't let me be

Or that fag Queen LaB, so let me see

They try to shut us down, HATP

But it feels so empty without me

So come on and spin, done with this shit

Fuck that, not buying in, I just can't win

Don't tempt fate, 'cause I'm about to get irate

I just settled all my lawsuits—fuck my ex-roommate!

 

[Chorus]

Now this looks like a thread for me,

So everybody come ITT

'Cause we need a little controversy

'Cause the board's so empty without me

I said this looks like a thread for me ...

 

[Didn't do Verse 2 because the original lyrics are boring]

 

[Chorus]

 

[Verse 3]

Clitdicks and maggots, I'll go tit-for-tat with

Anybody who's poasting, "This bitch, that bitch"

To Be Fair creep, you used to scare me

Worse than that little Tommy Turdskin aspie

And Adolf? You can shut up, go AWOL

You pretentious dimwitted fag, fuck way off

You can stay off; you're done here, you're toast

You hater, nobody's reading your dumb poasts

Now let's go, just send me an email

I'll be there with a Boxthread full of new details

I've been dope, a female raising new hell

Ever since Rach cucked himself living with dumb Bel

But lately, the shit just seems

AutoAdmit only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm disgusting

But it's just me, I'm just a meme

Though I'm not the first queen of Group B threading

I am the worst thing since NOWAG Teddy

To share lewd pictures so shamelessly

And dare admit I think I'm pretty (Hey!)

There's a new shtick that works

Twenty seven other fempoasters emerge

But no matter how many CAWGs in the sea

It'd be so empty without me

 

[Chorus]

 

*gently sets down mic and fades back into retirement*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44233518)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 11:02 PM
Author: French stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44263022)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:10 PM
Author: territorial angry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#48483886)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Slate Spot

God tier creative content. Still going to refer to this as 'Group B' threading fuck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#48483888)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 2:03 PM
Author: kink-friendly location

Welcome back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44233578)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: territorial angry market

*is retired*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44233833)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 2:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly location

Surely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44234019)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

Expected a blank op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44233691)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: territorial angry market

cr the song is already pretty accurate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235105)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:28 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

Nicely done, contributing to a venerable xo tradition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235363)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: Talented black sneaky criminal garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44233858)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 2:39 PM
Author: indigo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44233866)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: jade senate

180 eminem kick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44234074)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: Exhilarant Casino Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44234097)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

Reminder: It took two blown-out has-been (never-was) garbage posters a week to come up with THIS.

Fuck off roastie, you're irrelevant. Quit trying to DHV over a guy who dumped you 5 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44234325)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 5:47 PM
Author: nubile school

this is pretty good and content for the board. what did you create in her 2 week hiatus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235129)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

I'm literally the center of this controversy, which she's trying to revive from irrelevance (nobody cares about her stinky hoe horseface). She's been trying to capitalize on my lifeblood ever since she first started eating my ass many years ago. She wants me to fight with her here because it makes her feel better, but when she left the truth became undeniable: I just want her to get the fuck out of my face, and this thread is yet another violation of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235207)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 7:16 PM
Author: nubile school

I don't think you're as relevant to this as you think.

Again, what did you create while she was away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235627)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 8:49 AM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44238577)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 8:10 PM
Author: jade senate

She really eat your ass? Asking for a friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236015)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 8:15 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

The ass was eaten.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236067)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: jade senate

You’re a lucky man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236075)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 2:23 AM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

*thousand yard stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44238195)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: territorial angry market

I wrote this by myself on a plane ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#48483892)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

> I've triggered the incels, 'cause nobody gives Mel / The time no more; they want Box now, I'm chopped liver

Hilarious self-own. "I'm too ugly and insufferable to date IRL, so I'm back to roping incels in the creepiest corners of the internet."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44234419)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: laughsome chocolate hell twinkling uncleanness

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235124)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235202)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

How'd my shit taste?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235213)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

like catholic priest cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235219)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

Press your tongue and check again. I'm not a priest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235223)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:07 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

to be clear, i'm saying your shit tastes like priest cum due to the fact you were brutally anally raped by priests during your childhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235230)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:09 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

To be clear, I'm saying some nasty bitch ate my ass and then I blew in her mouth a thousand times. Now you're lapping it up.

However you want to cope with that, you go ahead, but keep the deranged fantasy to yourself. I inhabit the real world, where we know to throw these nasty used up whores away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235238)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Startled 180 jap circlehead

180 for the parody, 180 bonus mutiplier for mirroring Eminem's career/life with your song selection.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235203)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: territorial angry market

tyty it's already basically about me tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236510)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

You debuted with his Orange Man Bad, and now you're just playing poseur. Give it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236520)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 6:27 PM
Author: Lake Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235358)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235926)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 7:58 PM
Author: Slate Spot

I did not write any of this it's all Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44235931)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 10:06 PM
Author: Supple pungent brethren

Legit 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236838)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 10:07 PM
Author: territorial angry market

thank! love the uninflated rating (:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236844)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 10:08 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

I don't understand the part about a Catholic priest raping me. I've only been raped once, and it was when you literally ate my ass.

Please revise. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236851)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: filthy church

did you ever hang out with earl?

he was goatus at these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236859)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 10:11 PM
Author: territorial angry market

nah i haven't met him irl

cr, i came across a classic song parody from him recently (can't think of what), and i was like, "oh right, he was actually funny"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44236872)



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Date: March 28th, 2022 11:54 PM
Author: passionate drab mood depressive

uh.... he was GOOD at them, but, you know. not the GOAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44237573)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 9:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired hateful coffee pot

I was the GOAT, but earl had more knowledge of bort drama, personalities, and law memes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44243010)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Tyvm for this rap parody, which disparages me for some reason (maybe you've taken my good natured advice in bad odor).

I'm on hiatus, but love a good gay rap battle, so please find my response below.

FORGOT ABOUT AA

(parody of "Forgot About Dre," Dr. Dre. feat. Eminem)

VERSE 1 (in the style of Dr. Dre)

Y'all know me, still the same O-P

That you one-eighty

Hated on by box and pumos with no cheese,

no peps or ronis--

Hoe squeals, but no memes

No hope no poasts with skills--

broke ovaries

Mad at me 'cause I can afford to mortgage a real house with no lease.

Got a pad in the studio and it's all full of poasts

For the by-you page of the GOAT

Hanging up in the office like your abortion trophies

Simp, think I give a fuck 'bout roasties?

Hoe, please!

You know she licked taint on both knees!

Who Sabu watched while she choked, wheezed?

Who you think hit slime-pit lowkey?

Prolly steez,

Sam Hyde from M-D-E,

and Twist with the double-SLEEVE--

hey H-A-T-P: they all fucked your showpiece!

I gave y'all a board full of dope screeds to read while you bill time at your firm,

And now box dick drunk on some new pisswyrm,

She steps to AA grandiosely?

Y'all better listen up closely:

All you simps that said that some screamo,

can redeem hoe,

Y'all are just fiending for sub-Arby's roast beef.

So fuck y'all,

all of y'all!

If y'all don't like me, blow me!

If y'all gon' keep fucking around with me why not turn around and poast memes?

CHORUS x2 (in the style of Eminem)

Nowadays, all the simps just wanna talk like he got something to say

But (((echoes))) come out when they move they lips

Pussywhipped by cavernous

And motherfuckers act like they forgot Adolf A.

VERSE 2

So what do you say to the Anderssen A. (What?)

You really wanna tryna bring trouble his way?

Wanna crab forward your smuckers today? (Yup)

Just study a tape of M to the P-A

One day I was strollin' by

Got my trollin' on, I controlled a guy

Diaper filled and he stopped scrolling, why

Brown note in the thread I made on the sly

I don't give a fuck if it's day or night

I'm retarder than box starting gay ass fights

but I slay on sight

old nags like her just bray, white knights

mounting this horse-faced aging kike

entering blowjob contest with a broken jaw, tryna take a bite

Fuck you too, simps! shake your pipe

I'ma clown you on the bort when she claims through tears "I was raped tonight!"

And when the feds come through

and it's me poasting to a long dead board

it will still be a gas and I'll have lots of laughs

at your notch on her headboard (Right here!)

So until I'm bored, it's farewell to you

Good luck and goodnight to daycrew

But I'm still loco enough to blank bump TBF when he names the Jew

CHICK-A CHICK-A CHICK-A

ANDERS-SEN A-DOLF

Chiller than Lagavoulin daygolf

In a private club with the guest list set so RSF's not been yet:

they won't even let in Madoff!

one seven nine's thin, grade's off.

Sorry rach, but I'm not fin'a stay soft.

There's no way that you can stave off,

Adolf Anders-sen, k box? (JACK: mama?)

CHORUS x2

Nowadays, all the simps just wanna talk like he got something to say

But (((echoes))) come out when they move they lips

Pussywhipped by cavernous

And motherfuckers act like they forgot Adolf A.

VERSE 3 (in the style of Dr. Dre)

If it was up to me, HATP would stop

Coming up to me with his hands out

Looking up to me like he want something free

When my last effortpoast was out, he wasn't bumping me

But now that he got a little company

He wanna come to me

But just like her STD's: she won't get a bump from me

'Cause I always keep clean my J-J-Johnson (Johnson!)

I told 'em all

All 'em little memesters, who you think helped mold 'em all?

Now you wanna run around talking 'bout shticks like I ain't got dick

What, you think I chopped it off?

'Cause I stay logged off?

Now all I get is emails all day that say AA fell off

What, 'cause I been in the lab

With a pen and a pad trying to get this damn business off?

I ain't having that

I'll be back to cleanup for the aftermath

It ain't gon' be nothing after that

So give me one more blank bump, rach

and xo, you can have it back

So where's all the BPD'ers at?

Try DBT, you can't even battle rap

But all you savage cats know I was in Alcatraz

And I'll chuck'em in an acid bath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239658)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: indigo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239674)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239680)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: indigo corn cake

Blank bump social theory tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239694)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

"they're all twins"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239956)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: indigo corn cake

Rule of Two, like the Sith

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44240006)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:32 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239678)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239707)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 12:40 PM
Author: Underhanded fortuitous meteor

the lagavulin daygolf line is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239715)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: territorial angry market

180000000 tyft!! i read along with the song - pure genius. and this is one of my fav em songs too!!

for the record, my callout was just for fun; i harbor no ill will toward you. i was telling HATP yesterday that i thought you'd enjoy being mentioned the most out of everyone i put in there... but i had no idea you would hit back. love it.

(i, too, am on hiatus - re-retired at midnight yesterday - but obv this is worth a 180 from beyond the grave, 1000000x over!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239916)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

shut the fuck up bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239932)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: territorial angry market

gtfo of this creative content thread. go Group B thread somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239959)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

I'm not group B. Adolf has in the recent past extended a sincere offer to literally fight to the death IRL, and I like him more than you. BTW, when I blew up here the first time supreme Group A style I didn't even mention your nasty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44239981)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241459)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:27 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

You just got annihilated, faggot. Don't be bumping shit like you're in on it. Go bump my XO music, you worthless simp. You're NOTHING next to me, A or B.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241486)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

Arkan, how many poasters other than you feature into these parodies? Do you think they're only chosen for their friendliness or hostility towards you? This is a vibrant board, even still, and as scp said above, you are much smaller in this world than you think. Hth, go back to bumping your own unhinged threads about other poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241620)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

> Do you think they're only chosen for their friendliness or hostility towards you?

Yes, obviously. Though Adolf is not purely on my side (has issued new death threats as recently as a few days ago, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241690)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

Thanks for providing exhibit 2054 of your paranoid narcissism right here so that no one had to dig for an example, very kind of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241704)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:53 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

This entire thread is literally about me, overtly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241710)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

The whole board is, so that makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241715)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

If you type "Arkan" into the search bar, which is an alias that doesn't even technically belong to me, you will get hundreds of threads. I am more XO than anyone else here, especially for the amount of time I've spent here (and as much as it has diverged from my spirit at the hands of jealous poseurs).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241736)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

I don't really want to continue this myself, but I want you to have as much metaphorical rope as you need to show us just how far your narcissism goes, so please, continue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241775)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:02 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

Those are simply the facts. I literally took over this place in two months, and I didn't do it by shaking my pussy. AFTER fucking the garbage poster you're defending right now a thousand times. I hadn't even mentioned it.

All you freaks have my name (and shit) in your mouths for your own reasons. I'd prefer it any other way. I was gone for five years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241782)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:04 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

I'm not defending anything, just cheering on the meme king apparent who singlehandedly altered the core fabric of xo's long and storied culture for the better. What a shithole this was before!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241797)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

I removed all the bad elements as soon as I got here, and they rebelled against me. Everything bad about XO right now is a consequence of their sick and disgusting triumph in my absence. They've festered like my shit in Box's mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241815)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

I'm not sure I've ever saved a poast before, but I'm a sucker for hubris stories:

Date: March 29th, 2022 6:06 PM

Author: enough

I removed all the bad elements as soon as I got here, and they rebelled against me. Everything bad about XO right now is a consequence of their sick and disgusting triumph in my absence. They've festered like my shit in Box's mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2#44241815)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44242003)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

I stand by every word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44242012)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

You're a lolcow. People like winding you up and watching you spin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241858)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

LOL - the most pathetically over-involved character on the board. You're so chill and aloof and in control bro, it's so obvious! I haven't been bashing your fucking shit in at all! Haven't been making "your" "girl" scream and cry and flail and flee (from her abortive attempts at harassing me) five years after fucking her so hard the neighbors call the police. You're not just mad she ate my ass. It's all so clear now, bro. Wow. I've been had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241883)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241849)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

(faggot who rambles 100 posts deep into shitty subthreads with me at every opportunity)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241854)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

(Guy penning multiparagraph screed due to a single blank bump from me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241866)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

("lawyer" who can't even count paragraphs)

You are supremely low IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241887)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:20 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241897)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241851)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:20 PM
Author: Thriller lime police squad

On the one hand i feel bad for helping to derail a HILARIOUS thread.

On the other, let this subthread be a monument.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241899)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:22 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

It's nice to log into xo every 8 hours or so and see pages and pages and pages of arkan spinnin. I'm all for it no matter how it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241914)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 6:24 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

I make you spin every time you see a post, and I'm not even trying. The aloof schtick doesn't work on you, pal. You've already blown that option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241926)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: Lake Plaza

incredible work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44240062)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

🔥1🔥8🔥0🔥

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241450)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: nubile school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241703)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Twisted Stage

oh my god. well deserved 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44263193)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:26 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45125459)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

goatus potus bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45125499)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 9:24 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

thanl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45125558)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Splenetic idea he suggested travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45125513)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 9:16 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45625656)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: seedy friendly grandma abode

I missed this at the time. I remember her poasting her parody but I guess I never went back. This is 1-fucking-80. Up there with the “Glaucon, what of the cock” thread as some of the best original content of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45625681)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 9:24 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

strong praise; thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45625687)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: indigo corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45625660)



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Date: December 22nd, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45674585)



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Date: December 29th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45712242)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: elite field

Your asshole's brown I'm wondering why

You spread your cheeks at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241503)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: territorial angry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241509)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate

You keep running with that "stalker" shit I'm going to show everybody what you've really been like. Is this an invitation? You're OK with that now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241522)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 12:17 AM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce

I'm totally gonna do it this time guise!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44243846)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 5:31 PM
Author: vivacious free-loading associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44241510)



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Date: March 29th, 2022 9:04 PM
Author: French stimulating institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#44242875)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 8:19 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45274137)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 8:22 PM
Author: Slate Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45274171)



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 8:24 PM
Author: Stirring flatulent lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45274186)



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Date: December 13th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: judgmental lascivious orchestra pit

pretty good, ngl. need to step up my game for GJR songs.

here was latest one

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5250402&mc=18&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45625679)



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Date: December 15th, 2022 10:11 PM
Author: pearl house

This kind of effort poasting is xo at its best, and Arkan’s histrionic attention-whoring is despicable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45640739)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 11:40 AM
Author: Sooty codepig voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45716514)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45716139)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 10:39 AM
Author: indigo corn cake

Probably best poast Q1 2022 were it not for esoteric sambo's romance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45716158)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 11:30 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

TY it took a bit of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45716447)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 11:46 AM
Author: Slate Spot

It's literally garbage ljl at thinking you have talent. Your parody is unreadable and not funny. OP did it best and it's obvious to any objective observer.

You tried 10x harder and got half as far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45716538)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Ty for that, HATP, and send box my regards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#45716548)



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Date: December 24th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Twisted Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#48483934)



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Date: May 30th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Slate Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5070340&forum_id=2Elisa#49908130)