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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Apoplectic french chef
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Apoplectic french chef
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Apoplectic french chef
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Apoplectic french chef
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Apoplectic french chef
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Apoplectic french chef
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Apoplectic french chef
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Apoplectic french chef
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Apoplectic french chef
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Superior gooK culture DURR DURR https://www.nbcnews.com/...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Aromatic irate volcanic crater goal in life
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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  05/22/26
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Trip Massive House
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Exhilarant chapel
  05/22/26
Colt
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garnet step-uncle's house
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vibrant jade ticket booth nowag
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Disco Fries
Titillating Newt Theater Stage
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Talented dragon
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Zippy legal warrant
  05/22/26
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sinister liquid oxygen brethren
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Zippy legal warrant
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Trip Massive House
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Zippy legal warrant
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
swollen internet-worthy national
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Swashbuckling station
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
flickering jew quadroon
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Deep maniacal stage
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Titillating Newt Theater Stage
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Plum passionate menage wrinkle
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Deep maniacal stage
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Talented dragon
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Pungent Azn
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Pungent Azn
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Supple Athletic Conference
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Trip Massive House
  05/24/26
mods
magical weed whacker
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
zombie-like university
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Fragrant ruby codepig
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
zombie-like university
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
Fragrant ruby codepig
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Balding Public Bath
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
zombie-like university
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
startling garrison headpube
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
lol
Aromatic irate volcanic crater goal in life
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Comical location trump supporter
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
heady fanboi
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Pungent Azn
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
heady fanboi
  05/22/26
Link?
Pungent Azn
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
heady fanboi
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
geriatric psychic nursing home
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Pungent Azn
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Pungent Azn
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Pungent Azn
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Dashing Amber Whorehouse
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Pungent Azn
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Boyish Peach Personal Credit Line
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
Pungent Azn
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
heady fanboi
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
well-lubricated genital piercing property
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
High-end multi-billionaire
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Fiercely-loyal Spectacular Corner Karate
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Pungent Azn
  05/24/26
AI
Titillating Newt Theater Stage
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Trip Massive House
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Provocative Piazza
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Dashing Amber Whorehouse
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
carnelian den
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Pungent Azn
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
zombie-like university
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
pontificating nubile main people
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: abusive thriller brunch patrolman

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: abusive thriller brunch patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: abusive thriller brunch patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: abusive thriller brunch patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: abusive thriller brunch patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50121351)



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Date: September 15th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50136959)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50141651)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Apoplectic french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Aromatic irate volcanic crater goal in life

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Trip Massive House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant chapel

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Zippy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: garnet step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Deep maniacal stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: vibrant jade ticket booth nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Titillating Newt Theater Stage

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Talented dragon

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Zippy legal warrant

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: sinister liquid oxygen brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Zippy legal warrant

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Trip Massive House

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Zippy legal warrant

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: swollen internet-worthy national

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling station

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: flickering jew quadroon

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Deep maniacal stage

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Titillating Newt Theater Stage

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Plum passionate menage wrinkle

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Deep maniacal stage

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Talented dragon

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Aromatic irate volcanic crater goal in life

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Pungent Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Comical location trump supporter

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Pungent Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Supple Athletic Conference

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Trip Massive House

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: magical weed whacker

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: zombie-like university

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Fragrant ruby codepig

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: zombie-like university

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Fragrant ruby codepig

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Balding Public Bath

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: zombie-like university

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: startling garrison headpube

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Aromatic irate volcanic crater goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Comical location trump supporter

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: heady fanboi

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: heady fanboi

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Pungent Azn

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: heady fanboi

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: geriatric psychic nursing home

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Pungent Azn

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Dashing Amber Whorehouse

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Boyish Peach Personal Credit Line

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: heady fanboi

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: well-lubricated genital piercing property

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: High-end multi-billionaire

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Spectacular Corner Karate

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Titillating Newt Theater Stage

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Trip Massive House

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Provocative Piazza

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Dashing Amber Whorehouse

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: carnelian den

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Pungent Azn

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: zombie-like university

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: pontificating nubile main people

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50068093)