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Help, prude aging wife won’t do my weird sex fetishes

She’ll do vanilla sex twice a week but it’s bori...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Your wife is telling you, quite clearly, that if you do more...
nighttime razzmatazz stage
  03/22/25
I feel like I have tried that stuff but honestly that part i...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Weird that a woman you treat as a tolerable roommate won&rsq...
nighttime razzmatazz stage
  03/22/25
i'll subtract your sarcasm and take the comment at face valu...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
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  03/23/25
TITCR wife: I will suck the marrow out of your cock if yo...
Startling exhilarant gaping station
  03/22/25
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nighttime razzmatazz stage
  03/23/25
She's probably fucking Darnell already. women don't want men...
Cordovan school cafeteria
  03/22/25
Nothing turns a woman on like her husband doing domestic cho...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse
  03/23/25
...
Indigo party of the first part
  03/23/25
If you're not willing to cheat on her, dread game is the onl...
Vibrant masturbator sex offender
  03/22/25
Dread game doesn’t work with her and she doesn’t...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Why are you not willing to cheat on her then?
Vibrant masturbator sex offender
  03/22/25
Fear of stds and fear of getting caught and divorce, which I...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Look man men need sex it's a basic need and if your wife isn...
Vibrant masturbator sex offender
  03/22/25
Maybe
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Wow
Dashing Old Irish Cottage Nursing Home
  03/22/25
She’s like “did you always have these weird sex ...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Such as?
Dashing Old Irish Cottage Nursing Home
  03/22/25
Anal for one example. I get to do it once every 3 months or...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
(Xo 2025)
Dashing Old Irish Cottage Nursing Home
  03/22/25
Kind of jelly of that seekingarrangements poster but the gra...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Here I am brother... Lonely sometimes but that's more a s...
Arousing cream pit
  03/23/25
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geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/23/25
you seem fagg0t
exciting lilac heaven sweet tailpipe
  03/22/25
No objection there
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
How old is the wife? Does she have health problems/weight g...
Pink At-the-ready Office
  03/22/25
Almost 40. Body didn't fully bounce back after kids, but sh...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
So, yeah, she's a wife...
Honey-headed cuckoldry
  03/22/25
thanks, sherlock
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
What are the sex acts you want?
nighttime razzmatazz stage
  03/22/25
Sex video Threesome Vagina-to-mouth Deepthroat Fisting ...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
You’re fucked in the head This is the mother of your...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
(Tony Soprano)
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Ok these fetishes are lame as fuck I no longer support you ...
Vibrant masturbator sex offender
  03/22/25
what are your fetishes?
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Rape
Vibrant masturbator sex offender
  03/22/25
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aquamarine trailer park digit ratio
  03/23/25
lol, start hiring whores
nighttime razzmatazz stage
  03/22/25
vagina to mouth? do you want cancer?
awkward gaming laptop dingle berry
  03/22/25
Dick in vagina to dick in her mouth and back
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Isn’t that just normal? How tall are you
Electric water buffalo rigor
  03/23/25
...
opaque generalized bond
  03/23/25
I've done it with her before but she doesn't like it
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/23/25
hmmm i see what you mean, sounds based actually
awkward gaming laptop dingle berry
  03/23/25
some of these acts are a one way ticket to eternal damnation...
Startling exhilarant gaping station
  03/22/25
turn her into a cuckquean
marvelous sick ticket booth
  03/22/25
Cuckqueen isn't one of the sex fantasies I have, not really ...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Anal is disgusting Just jerk off like a normal guy
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
I like the domination aspects of it I jerk off a lot.
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Why do you want your wife to drink your piss That’s ...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
hedonic treadmill
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Porn put this in your head if u aren’t a kike U would...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
I've gone through the list with her. She can brush her te...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Wow. How magnanimous of u. Porn ruined ur little brain Som...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
Maybe you should try it
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Lol kike Tell us more about how u need to debase ur own wif...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
Report back once you try it and it opens a whole new world f...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Why? So you can jerk off to it? Yo need help
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
I'm more of a visual guy, don't think I could jerk off to yo...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
You aren’t “visual” and these fetishes are...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&mc=...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Agreed. How is pissing a turn on, much less drinking it. S...
Honey-headed cuckoldry
  03/22/25
Dominance/humiliation fetish
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
...
Electric water buffalo rigor
  03/23/25
OP is gibberish tp's pumo account
marvelous sick ticket booth
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mods
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Kike
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
Enjoy your once monthly vanilla missionary sex.
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Only Jews are This depraved It’s really weird. Th...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
how are these weird sex kinks "life denying"?
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
https://youtu.be/He1TntAK2fs?si=6IXdb86jl1s4M1Vs
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
Didn't click but I assume this is Gosling in the Believer
cerise buck-toothed menage blood rage
  03/23/25
You should probably kill yourself
Flickering Overrated National Security Agency
  03/22/25
(Guy who admitted to watching lots of piss drinking porn in ...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Nope, but if you looked at internet porn back in the day, &q...
Flickering Overrated National Security Agency
  03/22/25
(((they're))) now pushing stepsibling and stepparent porn. ...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Haha kike
aquamarine trailer park digit ratio
  03/22/25
we're all gonna die soon what's wrong with sharing our weird...
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
(OP to his wife as she runs to bathroom w mouthful of his fo...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
Just cheat but good luck finding a chick to drink your piss ...
Splenetic property yarmulke
  03/22/25
that's like shaking hands in porn
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Porn isn’t real fyi
Splenetic property yarmulke
  03/22/25
what is real
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
Jewish nihilism & mental illness
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/22/25
fair
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  03/22/25
...
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  03/23/25
bottom line
aquamarine trailer park digit ratio
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per Epistemic Humility above, your wife told you exactly wha...
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  03/22/25
I've tried this in the past and it's hard to keep up & h...
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  03/23/25
fair enough. there is of course a rich discourse on the way...
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  03/23/25
Do you think your wife lets her boyfriend handcuff her and p...
Honey-headed cuckoldry
  03/22/25
this is what asian women are for
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geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
that's because she's not attracted to you anymore, obviously...
transparent home pervert
  03/22/25
Middle aged women aren’t attracted to anyone anymore
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/22/25
OP is 10000% a Jew.
Pearly den
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  03/23/25
He doesn't even deny it
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if its a hedonic treadmill if she gives in then it'll eventu...
Henna titillating hospital dysfunction
  03/23/25
But if it does devolve into gay orgies, this is the right pl...
Splenetic property yarmulke
  03/23/25
...
Henna titillating hospital dysfunction
  03/23/25
OP should hari kari self immediately
Floppy buff plaza cuck
  03/23/25
"because I don’t do enough housework or text her ...
plum soul-stirring fat ankles cuckold
  03/23/25
He wants her to legit swallow his piss. Seems like that&rsqu...
Electric water buffalo rigor
  03/23/25
the piss shit is weird. but he's right about the disparity i...
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  03/23/25
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geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/23/25
...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  03/23/25
Is your wife aging faster than you?
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  03/23/25
Yes
geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story
  03/23/25
...
Rough-skinned lavender double fault
  07/12/25
thats too bad, Pajeetinder. Why dont you get her a bull
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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

She’ll do vanilla sex twice a week but it’s boring. I can occasionally get her to do weirder shit but it’s like pulling teeth. My sex drive is also much higher than hers. I understand twice a week is already better than most men get in long term marriages. She’s still attractive although aging and not as hot as when younger obviously. I could see whores or get side pieces but havnt cheated before and dont really want to. Wife won’t give permission for it anyway I think. Conversations with her on this topic are circular, she says she has low sex drive because I don’t do enough housework or text her kissy faces or “funny cat videos” or whatever, which imo is a nonsense excuse. Aging women in marriages just don’t care about sex at all. Thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773132)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: nighttime razzmatazz stage

Your wife is telling you, quite clearly, that if you do more housework and send more emojis she would be willing to lick your asshole every now and then but you haven’t tried and apparently won’t try doing the exact things she has specified you should do. You sound entitled AF. At least do what she is suggesting for three months and if no improvement then you can point that out. If she is reasonable then she will start fisting you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773185)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

I feel like I have tried that stuff but honestly that part is hard for me to do because she is annoying and screeching a lot, does not handle stress well. She is more like a tolerable roommate instead of someone I want to send "lovvies" to. I could force myself if I needed to but it would be forcing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773189)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: nighttime razzmatazz stage

Weird that a woman you treat as a tolerable roommate won’t lick your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773312)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

i'll subtract your sarcasm and take the comment at face value, thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773313)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: naked adventurous gas station kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774900)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant gaping station

TITCR

wife: I will suck the marrow out of your cock if you dust the fine china

op: lol but no be serious for a second

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773875)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: nighttime razzmatazz stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775316)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Cordovan school cafeteria

She's probably fucking Darnell already. women don't want men to put on an apron and wash the dishes lol. she's just hoping this will get her out of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773871)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse

Nothing turns a woman on like her husband doing domestic chores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775076)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Indigo party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775083)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Vibrant masturbator sex offender

If you're not willing to cheat on her, dread game is the only way. And it probably won't even work if she has that low of a sex drive

Marriage and women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Dread game doesn’t work with her and she doesn’t care about staying in the marriage that much. We’re both doing it for sake of kids basically, but me more than her. She’s threatened divorce regularly in the past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773138)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Vibrant masturbator sex offender

Why are you not willing to cheat on her then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773161)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Fear of stds and fear of getting caught and divorce, which I don’t want. Also don’t want the nagging feeling of being dishonest / immorality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773163)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Vibrant masturbator sex offender

Look man men need sex it's a basic need and if your wife isn't gonna give it to you you're just gonna have to go see a prostitute when you need to

Any intrinsic "immorality" to this act is nullified if you getting sexually satisfied by a whore makes your married life at home more pleasant and tolerable for you both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773171)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Maybe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773173)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Dashing Old Irish Cottage Nursing Home

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773147)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

She’s like “did you always have these weird sex fetishes and you hid them?”

Well kind of, bitch, you’re also 15 years older and not that hot anymore so I need weird shit to get off. But everyone knows looking at porn is a hedonic treadmill.

It also turns me on when it humiliates or hurts the chick a bit which wife obviously isn’t into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773149)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Dashing Old Irish Cottage Nursing Home

Such as?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773154)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Anal for one example. I get to do it once every 3 months or so. The last time she cried and I said we wouldn’t do it anymore because it made me feel bad, but then I wanted to do it again. I tried backtracking and she got very upset

Sigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773157)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: Dashing Old Irish Cottage Nursing Home

(Xo 2025)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773159)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Kind of jelly of that seekingarrangements poster but the grass is always greener I guess. He’s probably pretty lonely in between all the banging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773160)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Arousing cream pit

Here I am brother...

Lonely sometimes but that's more a symptom of leaving a long term marriage and is a passing fleeting emotion. Rest of the time I'm pretty damn stoked. I also have a regular one I stopped paying who fucks me all the time and stays at my house for days on end.

But yeah I was in a very similar marriage to you but with no kids so finally decided wtf is the point esp since i had no kids. Kids are a different situation so i won't pretend to have any advice on wtf to do given your situation.

Pros are probably the answer unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775538)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48776031)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: exciting lilac heaven sweet tailpipe

you seem fagg0t

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773162)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

No objection there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Pink At-the-ready Office

How old is the wife? Does she have health problems/weight gain, or is it the passage of time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773179)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Almost 40. Body didn't fully bounce back after kids, but she's not "fat" per se. Minor health problems otherwise. Whines and complains a lot though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773192)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Honey-headed cuckoldry

So, yeah, she's a wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773198)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

thanks, sherlock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773203)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: nighttime razzmatazz stage

What are the sex acts you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773182)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Sex video

Threesome

Vagina-to-mouth

Deepthroat

Fisting

sex/anal/facial/swallow all in one night

prostate massage

Anal

Facial

Piss in her mouth and have her wallow it

Save up my cum in a shotglass and have her drink it

Give her creampie then have her push it out and swallow it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773200)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

You’re fucked in the head

This is the mother of your kids, kisses ur children on the cheek in morning off to school. Ur insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773209)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

(Tony Soprano)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773211)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Vibrant masturbator sex offender

Ok these fetishes are lame as fuck I no longer support you

PS stop watching degenerate porn you fucking dweeb. This is your own fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773220)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

what are your fetishes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773223)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Vibrant masturbator sex offender

Rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773225)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773227)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Mind-boggling Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774774)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Electric water buffalo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774785)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: aquamarine trailer park digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775266)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: nighttime razzmatazz stage

lol, start hiring whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773314)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop dingle berry

vagina to mouth? do you want cancer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773727)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Dick in vagina to dick in her mouth and back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773844)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Electric water buffalo rigor

Isn’t that just normal? How tall are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774791)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: opaque generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775183)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

I've done it with her before but she doesn't like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48776033)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: awkward gaming laptop dingle berry

hmmm i see what you mean, sounds based actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774815)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Startling exhilarant gaping station

some of these acts are a one way ticket to eternal damnation

seek jesus, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773877)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: marvelous sick ticket booth

turn her into a cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773187)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Cuckqueen isn't one of the sex fantasies I have, not really anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773195)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Anal is disgusting

Just jerk off like a normal guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773204)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

I like the domination aspects of it

I jerk off a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773207)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Why do you want your wife to drink your piss

That’s just insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773219)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

hedonic treadmill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773221)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Porn put this in your head if u aren’t a kike

U would never have reached this lvl of depraved wo it

Ur sick. Have u asked her point blank for piss or just anal and piss is one fetish u have on back burner ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773228)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

I've gone through the list with her.

She can brush her teeth and wash her mouth out with listerine after i piss in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773233)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Wow. How magnanimous of u. Porn ruined ur little brain

Some sad stuff

Your menopausal wife learning unique taste of flavoured listerine and piss comingling on her tongue won’t build up any resentment for u surely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773241)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Maybe you should try it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773248)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Lol kike

Tell us more about how u need to debase ur own wife to dribble out ur watery cialis

Disgusting man

Piss? Lol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773259)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Report back once you try it and it opens a whole new world for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773261)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:06 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Why? So you can jerk off to it?

Yo need help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773267)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

I'm more of a visual guy, don't think I could jerk off to your written report unless you also took video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773275)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

You aren’t “visual” and these fetishes aren’t about dominance

Plenty of normal healthy ppl get off and feel “dominant” without ur insane kike depravity

It’s just your little Jew brain ruined by porn and novelty. Let’s not pretend youe some special snowflake coping about “needing to dominate” “I’m

Just visual”

Nope!

You’re a sick freak Jew who has watched porn too much

You hate your wife and want to debase her not “dominate” her

You are a jew. This is what Jews do. It’s just in your nature. It’s about debasement and life denying (fellatio, anal) all this weird bs because you people are just filled with hatred, scorn etc

Never forget this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773303)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&mc=61&forum_id=2#48773217

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773307)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed cuckoldry

Agreed. How is pissing a turn on, much less drinking it. She should divorce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773234)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Dominance/humiliation fetish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773252)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Electric water buffalo rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774794)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: marvelous sick ticket booth

OP is gibberish tp's pumo account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773210)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773291)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773214)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Enjoy your once monthly vanilla missionary sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773217)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Only Jews are

This depraved

It’s really weird. They need to copulate in such life denying ways

Ur basically hate fucking lol

Just copp a divorce and fuck whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773216)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

how are these weird sex kinks "life denying"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773289)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

https://youtu.be/He1TntAK2fs?si=6IXdb86jl1s4M1Vs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773309)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: cerise buck-toothed menage blood rage

Didn't click but I assume this is Gosling in the Believer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775166)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Flickering Overrated National Security Agency

You should probably kill yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773236)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

(Guy who admitted to watching lots of piss drinking porn in another thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773255)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Flickering Overrated National Security Agency

Nope, but if you looked at internet porn back in the day, "they" were really pushing the piss drinking. That's probably how your brain got scrambled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773299)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

(((they're))) now pushing stepsibling and stepparent porn. gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773305)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: aquamarine trailer park digit ratio

Haha kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773244)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

we're all gonna die soon what's wrong with sharing our weird sex fantasies among FRIENDS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773287)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

(OP to his wife as she runs to bathroom w mouthful of his foamy piss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773320)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Splenetic property yarmulke

Just cheat but good luck finding a chick to drink your piss that’s kinda weird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773292)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

that's like shaking hands in porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773294)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Splenetic property yarmulke

Porn isn’t real fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773315)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

what is real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773322)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault

Jewish nihilism & mental illness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773324)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773331)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: plum soul-stirring fat ankles cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775126)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: aquamarine trailer park digit ratio

bottom line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773296)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: peach hot jew address

per Epistemic Humility above, your wife told you exactly what you need to do. why tf wouldn't you just do it, see what happens, and bring it up if that fails to yield progress. that said, if your wife isn't into power exchange like you are, it'll be hard or impossible to change that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773655)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

I've tried this in the past and it's hard to keep up & hasn't resulted in an appreciable difference of outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48776039)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: peach hot jew address

fair enough. there is of course a rich discourse on the ways in which a married man can become frustrated sexually. did the sex used to be good, and you just kept getting weirder? or it was never good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48776092)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Honey-headed cuckoldry

Do you think your wife lets her boyfriend handcuff her and pound her ass out bent over a chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773672)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Haunted Graveyard

this is what asian women are for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773768)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773846)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: transparent home pervert

that's because she's not attracted to you anymore, obviously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773770)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Middle aged women aren’t attracted to anyone anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773847)



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Date: March 22nd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Pearly den

OP is 10000% a Jew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773848)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Henna titillating hospital dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774760)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: cerise buck-toothed menage blood rage

He doesn't even deny it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775171)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: galvanic community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775321)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: Henna titillating hospital dysfunction

if its a hedonic treadmill if she gives in then it'll eventually lead to destruction. you'll be having gay orgies before you know it

stop while youre ahead and stop watching porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48773904)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Splenetic property yarmulke

But if it does devolve into gay orgies, this is the right place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774804)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Henna titillating hospital dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48774892)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Floppy buff plaza cuck

OP should hari kari self immediately



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775082)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: plum soul-stirring fat ankles cuckold

"because I don’t do enough housework or text her kissy faces or “funny cat videos” "

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775118)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Electric water buffalo rigor

He wants her to legit swallow his piss. Seems like that’s the least he could do.

I’m guessing the idea of give and take goes against his idea of domination. That’s likely why won’t do those simple things. He wants her to swallow his piss on his terms. Kind of sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775149)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: plum soul-stirring fat ankles cuckold

the piss shit is weird. but he's right about the disparity in sex drive in marriage after age 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775173)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48776040)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775319)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: glittery hissy fit codepig

Is your wife aging faster than you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48775153)



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Date: March 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: geriatric idiotic mad-dog skullcap background story

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#48776041)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Rough-skinned lavender double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#49096571)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Floppy buff plaza cuck

thats too bad, Pajeetinder. Why dont you get her a bull

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5698299&forum_id=2Elisa#49096579)