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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Cyan trust fund https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684033) |
Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: adulterous drunken parlor out the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684037) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM Author: Cyan trust fund davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.
she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess. |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM Author: Cyan trust fund https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/
just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM Author: Wine Curious Mediation Fortuitous Meteor She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687040) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM Author: Rambunctious rehab must be some type of strange minority play (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688564) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Wine Curious Mediation Fortuitous Meteor Or she fucked the right older guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688803) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Useless Pink Nursing Home she already is
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM Author: Cyan trust fund she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.
note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:37 PM Author: yapping blathering gunner piazza Bald of counsel: "I'm the Michael Jordan of tranny law" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719851) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM Author: chocolate flickering bbw "Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."
Let me stop you right there, hoss |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Cyan trust fund lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688915) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM Author: chocolate flickering bbw I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688925) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Cyan trust fund ice cream is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688943) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: adulterous drunken parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691248) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM Author: Medicated lodge layers and layers of makeup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684038) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM Author: adulterous drunken parlor tough to take seriously, would not engage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684040) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM Author: Cordovan Unhinged Center imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684132) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM Author: Cyan trust fund shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.
she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM Author: chocolate flickering bbw That's what's so crazy about this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688897) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM Author: arousing black woman Painted Harlot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687009) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: cracking filthy boiling water as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684064) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: duck-like iridescent abode tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684071) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Laughsome orchestra pit ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685742) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM Author: chocolate flickering bbw Dare I say, tp? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688898) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM Author: Doobsian ratface public bath How do I go back in time and ignore this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684066) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM Author: Indigo location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684471) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM Author: Startling thriller business firm yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684656) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM Author: duck-like iridescent abode dude, i'm eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684072) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM Author: Bright boltzmann What manner of mystery meat is this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684085) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM Author: arousing black woman South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688384) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM Author: ebony sickened church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688527) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM Author: Slate vivacious temple corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688703) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM Author: chocolate flickering bbw , if you can keep it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688906) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM Author: Salmon Antidepressant Drug Deer Antler Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684099) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM Author: orange razzle-dazzle marketing idea they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684445) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM Author: Medicated lodge They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684450) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM Author: black glittery tanning salon This is sort of true when one looks back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686468) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Heady Crackhouse Faggotry great word ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687032) |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Stirring Bat Shit Crazy Genital Piercing There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684103) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM Author: Swollen supple house becky correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold' |
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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: Cordovan Unhinged Center Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684126) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Cyan trust fund she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.
these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.
i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.
i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM Author: Cordovan Unhinged Center just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.
She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.
If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex. |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM Author: Cyan trust fund scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686464) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM Author: adulterous drunken parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686471) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM Author: chocolate flickering bbw utility sex tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688923) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM Author: Hyperventilating address It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684425) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: Wild Depressive Tale as old as time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684429) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM Author: Rambunctious rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688521) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM Author: Cyan trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684430) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM Author: Startling thriller business firm Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684467) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Hyperventilating address Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689067) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM Author: adulterous drunken parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686473) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Wine Curious Mediation Fortuitous Meteor CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687052) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM Author: chocolate flickering bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688932) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM Author: orange razzle-dazzle marketing idea i bet she knows farsi AND arabic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684439) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Cyan trust fund what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684441) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM Author: orange razzle-dazzle marketing idea she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684454) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM Author: Hyperventilating address Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684458) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM Author: adulterous drunken parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684726) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM Author: Cyan trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685739) |
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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM Author: coral beady-eyed national there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685762) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: yapping blathering gunner piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719856) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM Author: 180 rigor faggot firefighter How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686477) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM Author: Cyan trust fund she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686480) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM Author: Cordovan Unhinged Center do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688275) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM Author: Cyan trust fund at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688340) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM Author: chocolate flickering bbw Dare I say, preftigious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688942) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Heady Crackhouse Faggotry she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687037) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM Author: Hyperventilating address Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689026) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: Heady Crackhouse Faggotry this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691243) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Cyan trust fund i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.
when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.
the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.
anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it. |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM Author: Heady Crackhouse Faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688536) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM Author: Cyan trust fund estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688547) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM Author: Heady Crackhouse Faggotry no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49695453) |
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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: Cyan trust fund maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49696209) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM Author: Useless Pink Nursing Home maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile
https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM Author: ebony sickened church can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688531) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM Author: Cyan trust fund i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688580) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: ebony sickened church look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688648) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM Author: Useless Pink Nursing Home why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688716) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM Author: Cyan trust fund she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688741) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Useless Pink Nursing Home "pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Cyan trust fund ozempic and valtrex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688757) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM Author: Useless Pink Nursing Home lol what about adderall and prozac? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688760) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Cyan trust fund oh yea good point, those too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688766) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Rambunctious rehab and some oral antifungals (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688781) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Useless Pink Nursing Home here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/ |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Cyan trust fund lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.
can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM Author: dun fluffy forum gorgeous girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688885) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM Author: fighting electric furnace Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688956) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Hyperventilating address Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689044) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Cyan trust fund it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689333) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM Author: chocolate flickering bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691338) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM Author: Salmon Antidepressant Drug Deer Antler (Tiff the lawyer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49693513) |
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM Author: Odious purple base haunted graveyard I know a chick like this at my old firm
She somehow is a senior aassociate
She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: Cyan trust fund most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691246) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM Author: Slate vivacious temple corn cake yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691378) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM Author: Heady Crackhouse Faggotry you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49692824) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM Author: Cyan trust fund https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/
She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!
According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content” |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:30 PM Author: Salmon Antidepressant Drug Deer Antler The DEALS the DEALS omg the DEALS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719821) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Cyan trust fund https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/
This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao. |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Salmon Antidepressant Drug Deer Antler Leave a comment: “you are the Sacramento Kings of big law lawyers” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719825) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: mentally impaired locale lcframpto
2h Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: mentally impaired locale faryal29
3h 👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME! |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: mentally impaired locale sasha.spiers
1h This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥 |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: mentally impaired locale isita_0707
1h You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽 Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Salmon Antidepressant Drug Deer Antler “the lsats” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49720693) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: hideous elastic band She should be gulc gulcing an Of Counsel and posting it on Onlyfans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719852) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:38 PM Author: Flirting poppy roommate puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719853) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: yapping blathering gunner piazza Fantastic thread. Zurich is the Michael Jordan of this genrea of threading and I am here for it. That being said, rather than hate on this bitch I wanna say something positive: I like how she enjoys the teamwork of late night striving. I am a solo and I stay up late working all the time (after dicking around all day) but it's just me. I liked the camaraderie of everyone putting in late hours to get shit done like you're all in the shit together. Now I just vent on XO to other autistic kikes and turds that probably hate me and I have pretty much no one to commiserate with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49719862) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 7:27 AM Author: Cyan trust fund i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyone (even me), but there is NO redeeming quality about this bitch. she is a vile person in every respect.
she's clearly still in her 20s but has injected her face with botox (her lips don't move when she talks). she is a vapid fucking retard. has a vastly overinflated self-image (yes, Davis Polk is a preftigious firm indeed so good on her for making it there, but she is a nobody comma-chaser and is going to be pushed out by the time she's a 5-6th year associate and like i said above, we will be treated to "content" about her "life as in-house counsel for a F500 company" and of course it'll be identical to this bullshit: her walking around NYC, buying handbags, etc. but anyway, she clearly thinks that "she" is "closing deals" right alongside "the labron james of biglaw" or whatever nonsense she said in the latest video i poasted.)
can you imagine being a relationship with a person like this? |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: yapping blathering gunner piazza Some people appreciate scholarship and some don’t, what can I say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49720786) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM Author: Cyan trust fund how Frutiger Aero of you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49720793) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: yapping blathering gunner piazza TY. I may DM this bitch a pic of my cock next to my old 1L property casebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49720813) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: Cyan trust fund do you have her contact info? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49720827) |
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Date: July 26th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained)) check out these videos from her birthday!
https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRMnZJSUAl/
https://www.instagram.com/p/DbRevHgtNJU/ |