I order my coffee and doughnuts and while the chick was putting it together, another chick comes over and says to the nigger buck, "Can I get you something?" So the nigger says, "Ah habs me a hot chocklit and a jelly donit..." As she gets his "donit" he then pipes up and "axes" "Hey! way dem udda garls at?" The woman turns around and asks, "what other girls, sir?" and the nigger buck says, "Them hot lookin ones...damn man, I don't come in heeya fo five days an da manigmint done farred aw dem hotties and harred aw dem uglies..." and he cackles at himself. So, not being able to resist a moment of opportunity, I responded....

I turned to the nignog and said, "I know the girls you are talking about...yeah! yeah! those really fine looking women that worked here...well, I head through the grapevine that they quit because some Nigger kept coming in here and trying to muh dik them..."

Well that nigger went right into a Samuel L. Jackscoon angry nigger face...telling me he was going to "buss yo in yo fat ol mouf fa sayin NIGGER..."

I respond by laughing at the nigger even more and telling him he was a fucking fool. Finally for all his babbling, he challenges me to step outside...I am all too happy to oblige. When we get outside, I turn my head to the right and tell the nigger to, "punch me right here" and I point to the side of my face.

Of course, when we were outside, the nigger changed his tone completely. I goaded him a few more times, called him a groid, a coon a jungle bunny, etc...but I simply could not goad him into trying to punch me. No dice...So I ended it with calling him a cowardly nigger with no spine and he hops into his Mitsubishi Jankey Hoopty and pulled out of the parking lot...But I was right behind him! We stop at the traffic light and I lay on my horn...he looks back at me in the rear view, I give him the finger and mouth the word, "nigger" He ignored me at the next two lights, as I did the same thing...I turned onto my intended direction of travel and had a great laugh over it...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2273730&forum_id=2Elisa#23331078)

I especially enjoyed the phrase "big mouthed buck nigger"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2273730&forum_id=2Elisa#23469065)

TRUE STORY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2273730&forum_id=2Elisa#23469484)