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Crazy how Alive Girl’s big tits turned Bezos into a Trumpmo

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Cruel-hearted autistic property
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shaky hairraiser tanning salon kitty cat
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soggy duck-like indirect expression
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The same guy twenty years ago: https://i.insider.com/56e0...
Talented Jet-lagged Friendly Grandma Cuckoldry
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Emerald Hyperactive Giraffe
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soggy duck-like indirect expression
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Pea-brained charismatic national antidepressant drug
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It's never too late to maek it
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Cruel-hearted autistic property
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They are 180.
magical chapel
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rambunctious roommate
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she's hideous
supple pale field
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chestnut mind-boggling principal's office personal credit line
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She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Other...
Learning disabled hall pocket flask
  06/21/25
have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a s...
crawly orchid state private investor
  06/21/25
Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years: https...
exhilarant salmon location
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It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. I...
Learning disabled hall pocket flask
  06/21/25
I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route w...
exhilarant salmon location
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Bezos is definitely a cuck someone once posted that the e...
Emerald Hyperactive Giraffe
  06/21/25
Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm ca...
Green stain
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This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.
Coral bawdyhouse generalized bond
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none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be ...
crawly orchid state private investor
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He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even p...
Coral bawdyhouse generalized bond
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I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like d...
exhilarant salmon location
  06/21/25
I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor
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stubborn soul-stirring candlestick maker
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Will big titty Latina milfs be the salvation of western masc...
Green stain
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wow
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not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak i...
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Date: November 17th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: stubborn soul-stirring candlestick maker

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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted autistic property



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Date: January 24th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: stubborn soul-stirring candlestick maker



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Date: February 22nd, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: shaky hairraiser tanning salon kitty cat



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: soggy duck-like indirect expression



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Talented Jet-lagged Friendly Grandma Cuckoldry

The same guy twenty years ago:

https://i.insider.com/56e0ac9a91058427008b55a3?width=600&format=jpeg&auto=webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#48686100)



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Date: February 23rd, 2025 5:08 AM
Author: Emerald Hyperactive Giraffe



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: soggy duck-like indirect expression



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Pea-brained charismatic national antidepressant drug



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Henna Blood Rage Electric Furnace

It's never too late to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038212)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted autistic property



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Date: June 10th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: magical chapel

They are 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49001964)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 3:03 AM
Author: rambunctious roommate



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: supple pale field

she's hideous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036958)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: chestnut mind-boggling principal's office personal credit line



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Learning disabled hall pocket flask

She ruined her face. Her tits are too big and comical. Otherwise her body looks good I guess. Her face looks like ass though. I wonder if he can get a good surgeon to undo whatever she had done to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49036987)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: crawly orchid state private investor

have you ever once seen a celebrity successfully reverse a shitty plastic surgery

it just gets worse the more they try to "fix" it. she's fucked for the rest of her life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037006)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: exhilarant salmon location

Her face has been super hacked up for like 20 years:

https://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-lauren-sanchez-2009-american-music-awards-arrivals-held-at-the-nokia-35816014.html

That generation of celebrities also got that disgusting filler that calcifies and floats around in their faces, but I think it’s possible to deal with that eg Kris Jenner definitely had this and did something to address it. Alive Girl’s main issue that makes her face look so bizarre today is the massive bimbo lips, but I can imagine Bezos may have a CBA calculus on those that are like her huge fake tits ie there’s a sexual utility benefit that outweighs any concerns about social stigma.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037021)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Learning disabled hall pocket flask

It’s rare but like the dood above said, Kris Jenner. It has to be possible. Her fave looks awful. Her lips are just awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037047)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: exhilarant salmon location

I gather he has some problem with just going the Leo route with an infinite loop of 20 year old models. But stipulating to that moronic premise, I can somewhat understand this, especially if he mainly fucks her doggystyle. For one thing, he’s from Miami, so of course this would be his type. But more importantly, from the neck down her body is 99.9th percentile for non-gay dudes who can appreciate the appeal of giant fake tits. And I can also see how it would be flattering to a dweeb like Bezos to be Eskimo brothers with Tony Gonzalez, ie basically every time she pretends to enjoy fucking him and/or lies to him about TG’s cock not being an 11”x8.5” monster fuck stick that is 400-500x bigger he gets to feel like he’s a stud capable of pleasing a woman who had a virility maxxed bro at his physical peak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037000)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Emerald Hyperactive Giraffe

Bezos is definitely a cuck

someone once posted that the essence of the cuck fetish is the cuck is (in his mind anyways) “competing” with the bull’s sperm. so in that sense Bezos thinks he’s equal to or better than the ultimate jock Gonzalez, who obviously represents the Jocks who shoved him into lockers in school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037018)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Green stain

Alive Girl is just his daily driver and public facing arm candy. She’s absolutely curating his Leo-style rotating harem for him and joyfully joining in the group sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037027)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Coral bawdyhouse generalized bond

This is my assumption and I'd be astounded if I was wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037616)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: crawly orchid state private investor

none of the techbro billionaires are confident enough to be able to keep that sort of thing to themselves. if bezos had a leo-like stable of 20 year olds it wouldn't be on the down low, he'd be carrying them around on yachts for everyone to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037625)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Coral bawdyhouse generalized bond

He's pretty private. The names of his four kids isn't even public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038197)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: exhilarant salmon location

I’m sure this is a component, but it also seems like dude is very into Brazzers style, huge titted MILFs. I’m mainly questioning the public facing choice here, ie he obviously perceives her as a corrective for whatever feelings he had about being King of the Nerds for 20 years, but we all know he’s wealthy enough to do way better. So I’m curious about whether it’s a disconnect in his appraisal of the public perception and overindexing on the experience of being at a big event with lots of famous people or if he just really loves Brazzers MILFs and he’s now out to the world about it and doesn’t care if we all think she’s trashy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037626)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Coral bawdyhouse generalized bond

I honestly hate to say it but Occam's razor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038070)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: stubborn soul-stirring candlestick maker

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2025/01/97030007.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038085)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Green stain

Will big titty Latina milfs be the salvation of western masculinity and men? Find out on the new season of humanity coming 2030-2055!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49039740)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: irradiated confused boistinker step-uncle's house

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037048)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Trip jewess

not gonna lie her body is perfect, she is probably a freak in the bed and has no problem with him philandering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49037113)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: spectacular crimson death wish

Imagine how much of a loser you have to be to be one of the richest men in history and that is what you marry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635865&forum_id=2Elisa#49038205)