http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3911101&mc=14&forum_id=2

bad move! Now this thread is going to exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558179)

William L. Marcy, who proclaims that his middle name stands for LOVE, announces that the United States will annex the entire Caribbean unless the leaders of Europe can find for him a woman who satisfies his incredible LUST.

The British Prime Minister, Lord Palm-my-stones (a thinly veiled parody of Lord Palmerston), desiring to check American expansionism, begins fucking all the women in England, in the hopes of finding one who can stand a chance of satisfying the lecherous American Secretary of State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558217)

The first part of the movie features Cathars having sex with each other in public while blaspheming. The middle part of the movie shows Catholic knights, dressed as Crusaders and having the support of the Pope, attacking and defeating the Cathars. The final part of the movie shows the Cathars burning in hell for their many sins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558281)

http://zizki.com/ien/styles/large/public/comics/ignacio-noe-barreiro/e763309483.jpg?itok=DDPhW_g6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558369)

EDIT: never mind https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Convent_of_Hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35562094)

The wives of the French knights, acting on their strong Christian faith and desire to bring the Holy Sepulcher back under Christian rule, delay Prester Long John's departure from France by seducing him. This buys time for the Knights of France to rethink their decision, and at the end Crusaders are shown triumphantly entering Jerusalem while a choir of angels sings.

(if you don't know, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prester_John)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558340)

After completing a "Five Year Plan" (tee hee), the General Secretary announces that he is going to test three promising young party members by letting them have time with his GOSPLAN harem, to see which of them will be invited to join the Politburo. They are to find out which of them truly FUCKS like a Communist and incorporates principles of dialectical Marxist-Leninism into intercourse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558583)

Recognizing his duty to the country to prevent the spread of opium, Wang Lihung heroically offers his body to the young Englishwomen, having his way with each and every one of them, and thereby buying time for the local military commander to bring forces to the port and drive the English back into the sea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558626)

Gunther is a young Catholic student in an unnamed German university town. Gunther refuses to go along with the rebels - he stays loyal to the king, the nobility, and the Church. Gunther is visited by two demonic succubi who attempt to tempt him into supporting the revolution. They perform lewd sex acts on each other, and Gunther watches all of this but does not give into temptation.

Finally, Gunther summons a priest who exorcises the female demons, who are cast into Hell. Meanwhile, an army arrives, announcing it has defeated the rebels, who pathetically fled the field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558814)

The Crimean Khan sues for peace. He sends a tall, handsome emissary to parlay with the Russian Empress. The emissary, Haci Bey, arrives on a magnificent Arabian stallion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35558838)

The film appears to be a straight up historical period piece with no sexual content, but Charles considers it a porno because Phil Sheridan is metaphorically making the south suck his huge northern cock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35560460)

They call the game manufacturer. A sultry female voice answers and says, yes, they found a flaw in the game, and deserve to be rewarded...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35561408)

General Scott, nicknamed "Old Fuss and Feathers" believes in gallantry, tradition, and magnificent uniforms. He bans his men from using the barbaric reformed spelling of that hippie Noah Webster - he still says centre and colour.

General Scott seizes the coastal city of Veracruz and then marches on Mexico City. He has no supply line and tells his men they will need to live off the land: so being nice to the natives is key.

Many Mexican women, unable to resist the handsome and well dressed general, throw themselves at General Scott but he refuses them all, so as to not make enemies of their husbands. One of his men rapes a Mexican woman and Scott has him court-martialed and hanged. He wins over the Mexican people who supply his army with food and do not resist his advance on CDMX, which he captures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35564174)

The three pairs fall into an argument about whose utterly non-canonical "yaoi" pairing is superior to the others. They decide to compete by each reenacting the best sex scenes from their respective fandom communities (well, reenacting badly, since they're all women and instead do lesbian shit). To judge the contest, three male conference attendees are brought in; they are cosplaying as Sokka from Avatar: The Last Airbender, Beast Boy from Teen Titans, and Germany from Axis Powers Hetalia. At the end of the contest, the three judges announce that it is impossible to choose a winner, and they can only judge by having sex with each of the competitors as all of them remain in character. The scene then becomes a total orgy as the three men couple with the six women. No winner is ever actually decided on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35571560)

i beg to differ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35577344)

https://www.deviantart.com/cptfarfegnugen/art/The-REAL-Axis-Powers-Hetalia-172500259

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#39282858)

not a bad poaster otherwise either, but it's his bread and butter, like Steph Curry's jumpshot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35571573)

c'mon man this is a racist thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35577390)

just familiar enough to make this comparison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3912667&forum_id=2Elisa#35577409)