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There's an 184 year-old tortoise living on St. Helena

Not flame: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortois...
yellow house brethren
  05/05/16
As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive ...
at-the-ready incel haunted graveyard
  05/05/16
"""""alive and well""&quo...
Curious field factory reset button
  05/05/16
Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napol...
yellow house brethren
  05/05/16
ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive an...
cracking people who are hurt
  05/05/16
...
yellow house brethren
  05/05/16
(tortoise)
Unholy principal's office
  05/05/16
...
Iridescent headpube rigor
  11/21/19
How does one even prove that?
navy bipolar antidepressant drug chapel
  11/21/19
He's still alive today
Abnormal stain
  06/21/25
Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almo...
Hairraiser step-uncle's house gay wizard
  06/21/25
This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still ...
yellow house brethren
  06/21/25
Pic of him (left) from 1886 https://upload.wikimedia.org/...
Stirring brilliant windowlicker
  06/21/25


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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:29 AM
Author: yellow house brethren

Not flame:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30412235)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:51 AM
Author: at-the-ready incel haunted graveyard

As of December 2015 Jonathan was reported to be "alive and well". "He’s blind from cataracts, has lost his sense of smell, and so cannot detect food (his fellow giants mug me and can detect the tiniest morsel dropped on the ground), but he has retained excellent hearing.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30412267)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:02 AM
Author: Curious field factory reset button

"""""alive and well""""" eh? sounds like every adult male over 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30412272)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: yellow house brethren

Wow, just realized he was there only a few years after Napoleon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30412269)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 7:10 AM
Author: cracking people who are hurt

ljl “age” is flame even 200 “year” old turtles are “alive and well” just ljl at this age $hit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30412282)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: yellow house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30414410)



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Date: May 5th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Unholy principal's office

(tortoise)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#30414414)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:43 PM
Author: Iridescent headpube rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#39154750)



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Date: November 21st, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: navy bipolar antidepressant drug chapel

How does one even prove that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#39154776)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Abnormal stain

He's still alive today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#49037980)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser step-uncle's house gay wizard

Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex, for money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#49037991)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: yellow house brethren

This is my thread from nine years ago and Jonathan is still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#49037997)



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Date: June 21st, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Stirring brilliant windowlicker

Pic of him (left) from 1886

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Jonathan_and_another_tortoise%2C_St_Helena.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3214906&forum_id=2Elisa#49038003)