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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
Aggressive brethren nursing home
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Bistre motley marketing idea dilemma
  06/03/25
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infuriating maize international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
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Spruce rebellious bawdyhouse immigrant
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Plum submissive toaster
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
Aggressive brethren nursing home
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
self-centered university patrolman
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Dashing claret tanning salon
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
Aggressive brethren nursing home
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
alcoholic death wish telephone
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Blue well-lubricated gay wizard point
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
Aggressive brethren nursing home
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Ungodly theatre
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Laughsome Native
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Trip Background Story Roast Beef
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
Red Mexican
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
supple khaki sandwich
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Pale national
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
Aggressive brethren nursing home
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Opaque Menage Ladyboy
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
Red Mexican
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
contagious metal chapel
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
bright fanboi
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
razzle becky kitty
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
alcoholic death wish telephone
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
Obsidian Territorial Stage Striped Hyena
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
razzle becky kitty
  06/04/25
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infuriating maize international law enforcement agency
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Ungodly theatre
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Aromatic flushed parlour old irish cottage
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
contagious metal chapel
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
Aggressive brethren nursing home
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
bipolar mind-boggling shrine
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
razzmatazz massive degenerate
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Aggressive brethren nursing home

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Bistre motley marketing idea dilemma

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: infuriating maize international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Spruce rebellious bawdyhouse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Plum submissive toaster

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Aggressive brethren nursing home

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: self-centered university patrolman

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Dashing claret tanning salon

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Aggressive brethren nursing home

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: alcoholic death wish telephone

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Blue well-lubricated gay wizard point

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Aggressive brethren nursing home

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Ungodly theatre

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Native

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Trip Background Story Roast Beef

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Red Mexican

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: supple khaki sandwich

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Pale national

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Aggressive brethren nursing home

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Opaque Menage Ladyboy

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Red Mexican

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: contagious metal chapel

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: bright fanboi

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: razzle becky kitty

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: alcoholic death wish telephone

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Obsidian Territorial Stage Striped Hyena

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: razzle becky kitty

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: infuriating maize international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Ungodly theatre

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Aromatic flushed parlour old irish cottage

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: contagious metal chapel

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Aggressive brethren nursing home

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: bipolar mind-boggling shrine

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz massive degenerate

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986845)