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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Stirring quadroon rigor
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
k
Stirring quadroon rigor
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
Hilarious Dragon Forum
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Supple shimmering range
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Khaki corn cake
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Khaki corn cake
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
180
Khaki corn cake
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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180 will do.
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  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Stirring quadroon rigor

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Stirring quadroon rigor

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: dashing knife elastic band

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Pearly arousing stag film background story

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: free-loading milk crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: hideous crimson faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milky casino old irish cottage

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Pearly arousing stag film background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Cerise state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: fragrant station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: slimy parlor indirect expression

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Hilarious Dragon Forum

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Supple shimmering range

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control Arrogant Black Woman

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: ebony meetinghouse



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Domesticated gunner native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: free-loading milk crotch

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Titillating Gas Station



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Coral Talented Famous Landscape Painting Hell

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Henna partner set

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Aggressive Menage Depressive



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: trip lake hall



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Pearly arousing stag film background story



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Dull Dead Ticket Booth Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Boyish chocolate pisswyrm sweet tailpipe

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: histrionic tripping temple death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: painfully honest kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: olive well-lubricated trump supporter halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Odious Laser Beams Orchestra Pit

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Translucent keepsake machete

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Deranged Magical Psychic Market

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Deranged Magical Psychic Market

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: shaky honey-headed brunch

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Translucent keepsake machete

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring quadroon rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Marvelous disrespectful fanboi

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: histrionic tripping temple death wish

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Khaki corn cake

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Coral Talented Famous Landscape Painting Hell

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Pearly arousing stag film background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: peach beady-eyed goal in life bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: peach beady-eyed goal in life bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Pearly arousing stag film background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: olive well-lubricated trump supporter halford

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Hilarious Dragon Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Cerise state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Haunting cyan love of her life

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: passionate turquoise useless brakes

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: passionate turquoise useless brakes

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: chrome medicated point

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Charcoal excitant faggot firefighter lay

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Supple shimmering range

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Supple shimmering range

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Cobalt Contagious Locale

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Cobalt Contagious Locale

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: costumed floppy national

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Pearl Razzmatazz Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: purple lascivious pistol

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: twisted sooty idiot

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: racy ape alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Bisexual goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: flatulent magenta office masturbator

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: gay becky idea he suggested

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: spectacular zippy cuckold field

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: aromatic sable queen of the night

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: free-loading milk crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Walnut shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: racy ape alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Charismatic rehab mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Coral Talented Famous Landscape Painting Hell

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Ruby Abnormal Pit Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Pearl Razzmatazz Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002879)