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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:31 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat You’ve been playing with your brothers and a couple of neighborhood boys in the woods lining the ravine at the edge of your neighborhood at the fort you built out there and then played a touch football game across the lawns of your three houses. Mom pulls up in the Ford Aerostar and pulls a couple of pizza boxes and a couple of VHS rentals out of the back of the van. She calls you over. It’s pepperoni pizza or cheese pizza, iced tea, and Backdraft (1991) for the evening. You beg mom to let Brian and James stay for a sleepover down in the basement where you can lay out sleeping bags in front of the TV. She says yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402347) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:58 AM Author: Galvanic misunderstood famous landscape painting hospital Thanksgiving 2020: You visit home and are out for a walk with your mask on. You stop by the old ravine at the edge of your neighborhood where you used to play. It looks so much smaller now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403105) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:00 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403120) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:15 AM Author: indigo ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403231) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:57 PM Author: glittery copper mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404405) |
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Date: November 21st, 2020 2:04 AM Author: arousing friendly grandma meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41408493) |
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:48 AM Author: Soul-stirring house haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41409298) |
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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:19 AM Author: Nighttime Theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41433263) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:35 AM Author: vivacious brindle roast beef Hahaha
*Leaps headfirst into ravine* |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Magical Effete Locale Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355294) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:58 AM Author: misanthropic snowy hell toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48356060) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:35 PM Author: Fragrant crystalline faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49432162) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49432213) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:59 AM Author: sticky supple crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49430124) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49430178) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: talented box office affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433842) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433844) |
Date: November 20th, 2020 8:42 AM Author: Olive Casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402392) |
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Date: November 26th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49461560) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:51 AM Author: pale hominid I get just as much satisfaction out of a 12 hour day redlining Asset Purchase Agreements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402432) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 8:55 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat What kind of asset is being purchased? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402445) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:03 AM Author: Geriatric alcoholic love of her life corner All of the assets, tangible and intangible, which are used or useful in the business operations of the Seller and as more specifically defined hereinafter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402480) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:06 AM Author: primrose cruise ship oooooo this one sounds good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402491) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:10 AM Author: shimmering heady center mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402505) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM Author: titillating mauve associate set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402584) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 4:56 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433733) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:11 AM Author: Burgundy aphrodisiac stage primarily or exclusively used? Backdraft didn't have this much plotline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402509) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM Author: pale hominid UNNNNGHHHHH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402551) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49431292) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM Author: Exciting degenerate Funny that's what I'm doing right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402708) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM Author: pale hominid Hi Muscadine,
Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.
Thx,
Client |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM Author: Exciting degenerate I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.
I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.
It's so stupid, I'm not even mad. |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:42 AM Author: Glassy Bat Shit Crazy Candlestick Maker lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402999) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:11 AM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49429800) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:35 PM Author: Laughsome stock car kitchen happy thanksgiving! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403799) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM Author: pale hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404670) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49432127) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:28 PM Author: pale hominid One weird trick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404671) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427652) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM Author: Slate bearded institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402673) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: misanthropic snowy hell toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48356058) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49432130) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:05 AM Author: bull headed jap dilemma damn it we had ravines and forts in the woods too, even a waterfall. Someone a long time before dug out a fort-style trench in the woods and laid fiberglass sheets over it. We would go in a group of like 5-6 bros, and all of our dogs came along. Great times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402486) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:09 AM Author: Painfully Honest Mewling Property Dog Poop Skip to the gay part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402498) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM Author: Jade electric shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402809) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49429618) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:16 AM Author: Glassy Bat Shit Crazy Candlestick Maker 180. Backdraft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402523) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:17 AM Author: Spruce mildly autistic national corn cake you go, we go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402524) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: alcoholic tan becky school I just remember the ride in Universal Studios where you are in a warehouse and the whole thing goes up in flames. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402539) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM Author: Slate bearded institution Same. It was fucking AMAZING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402675) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:19 AM Author: Swashbuckling filthpig I sound kinda gay in this story. Especially for a high school senior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402533) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:22 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat I was 11 on Thanksgiving 1992. Just started jr high. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402541) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:24 AM Author: Swashbuckling filthpig Being six years older, I won't judge you harshly for sharing a sleeping bag with Brian and James, even if all three of you were naked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402550) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:52 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor Being eight years older, I will judge him. The little faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402690) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:53 AM Author: Swashbuckling filthpig 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402696) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:36 AM Author: dark heaven legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402958) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402537) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM Author: Stubborn Insecure Volcanic Crater How old are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402545) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:41 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor 47 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402623) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:04 AM Author: Stubborn Insecure Volcanic Crater Good synergy with your screen name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402747) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat I’m pretty sure that’s dirte (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402761) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:42 PM Author: Stubborn Insecure Volcanic Crater Sorry. I am a new member of this message board and do not understand who "dirte" is. I hope it is a callback to that hilarious David Spade movie. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404263) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:46 PM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat gbti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404304) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:52 PM Author: Stubborn Insecure Volcanic Crater Is that a disease? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404356) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:40 PM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor he's calling you a Jew and telling you to Go Back To Israel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404756) |
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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM Author: Stubborn Insecure Volcanic Crater But I never lived in Israel and am not Jewish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41433803) |
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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:42 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor GBTI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41433813) |
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Date: November 25th, 2020 9:44 AM Author: Stubborn Insecure Volcanic Crater ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41433828) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM Author: Slate bearded institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402678) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427629) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM Author: Exciting degenerate Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.
I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.
I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).
I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again. |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM Author: Swashbuckling filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402553) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:25 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat Dayum. I’m the same as you, except I was never a jock, but I definitely hooked up with dem overweight girls in HS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402555) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM Author: Exciting degenerate I loved them, and I did it quietly because I didn't want the cool girls to get down on me. I knew that the cheerleader types were the girls I was supposed to date, but what just drove me nuts was those girls with big asses and huge tits. The girl from this story, I would grab her ass and it was just huge and soft, and the sight of her tits would make my mouth go dry. I never felt that way about the thin girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402587) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:49 AM Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402668) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM Author: Swashbuckling filthpig Hmm, I always pictured you as a white guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402677) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:10 AM Author: Exciting degenerate Swedish heritage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402781) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427641) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:38 AM Author: Exciting degenerate Calabasas, man what a place to grow up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402613) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:07 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403173) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427643) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:28 AM Author: Elite school cafeteria https://movieweb.com/movies/1992/november/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402567) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:31 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat At this age I never went and saw new releases at the movie theater. Not until high school. If I went to a theater at all, it was always older releases at the dollar theater. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402585) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:39 AM Author: Elite school cafeteria Still, remembering ads for HA2 on tv, people buzzing like idiots about that shitty Dracula movie, etc, really brings me back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402617) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor The bodyguard soundtrack was huge. Couldn't go anywhere without hearing that Whitney Houston song. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402685) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM Author: Elite school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402700) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:56 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat This. It was the anthem for Winter ‘92 going into ‘93. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402703) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:03 AM Author: Drunken Claret Locus I saw Passenger 57 in the theater.
Also Home Alone 2. |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:40 AM Author: Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Multi-billionaire Remember when thanksgiving used to be a big movie week? Movies would come out Tuesday night IIRC so dads and kids could go to the movies Wednesday while mom stayed home and cooked. I’m pretty sure this is the week new Bond films usually came out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402618) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 12:32 PM Author: Elite school cafeteria Rocky IV came out on that day - fuck libs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403782) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433991) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:43 AM Author: trip charcoal stain Ravines, creeks, forts in the woods. REAL American youths. Things east coast liberals were denied and will never understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402636) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:50 AM Author: Slate bearded institution TRIGGERED! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402672) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:51 AM Author: Swashbuckling filthpig (guy who definitely got naked with Brian and James) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402683) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:57 AM Author: racy cream liquid oxygen potus The construction paper headband with feathers you wore to play an Indian in the school reenactment of the first Thanksgiving is stuffed in the bottom of your bookbag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402709) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:30 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor It says 92, not 82 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402903) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:32 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402926) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427642) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:08 AM Author: beady-eyed milk later that night your uncle walks into your bedroom and unzips his pants...you stare at it with surprise and desire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402774) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:17 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat changed up my moniker for a little more poast/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41402812) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:56 AM Author: charismatic bright pit this is toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403098) |
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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:17 AM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49461852) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 11:02 AM Author: Drunken Claret Locus *Purchases 5,000 shares of Apple for 50 cents a piece with money I made over summer* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41403137) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:45 AM Author: hairraiser rambunctious pozpig location (oldmo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355318) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 1:49 PM Author: floppy tripping stage son of senegal Lol remember Backdraft. Mods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404329) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM Author: slimy half-breed international law enforcement agency 40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw |
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:51 AM Author: Soul-stirring house haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41409313) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49430177) |
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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:36 PM Author: harsh pink whorehouse there are some old motherfuckers on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41404730) |
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:32 AM Author: idiotic sex offender private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41409210) |
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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:33 AM Author: Stirring useless partner jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41409212) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427631) |
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Date: November 25th, 2020 7:18 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#41433261) |
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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:25 PM Author: pale hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#42982587) |
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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#42982593) |
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Date: August 20th, 2021 5:26 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#42982590) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 4:23 AM Author: silver out-of-control piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#47089152) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day! You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though. You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come). As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet. Einfuehlung never comes. |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:44 AM Author: vivacious brindle roast beef I don't recall writing this post and yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355313) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49430050) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:06 AM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat This is my life down to the last detail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355351) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:15 AM Author: Aquamarine Range Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355813) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:59 AM Author: misanthropic snowy hell toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48356064) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:34 AM Author: silver out-of-control piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355287) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:38 AM Author: Lavender Lodge Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355293) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 8:48 AM Author: pale hominid I can't do this today. No. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355321) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427630) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Striped Hyena Lettuce Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:
- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match
- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match
- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon
- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels
Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.
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Date: November 19th, 2024 10:56 AM Author: Insanely Creepy Striped Hyena Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48355744) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427647) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 11:57 AM Author: lake therapy we get home from blockbuster with a freshly rented SNES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#48356054) |
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Date: November 13th, 2025 4:51 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49427648) |
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Date: November 14th, 2025 10:22 AM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49429864) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: aromatic trailer park sneaky criminal You can recapture 20-30% of this joy by having kids and seeing them experience it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433801) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433864) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Zippy sanctuary toilet seat Is this one of my classic threads at this point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433805) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:23 PM Author: Boyish honey-headed police squad garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49433839) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49461082) |
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Date: November 25th, 2025 11:34 PM Author: ethereal \\(> ' v ' <)// tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4694266&forum_id=2Elisa#49461437) |