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Dear Prudence: Guy in AGWWG doesn't want sons because they'll have small penis

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2017/09/dea...
Flatulent turdskin
  09/19/17
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
blue property
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Buff spectacular native mad cow disease
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I thought I once read that your penis size is hugely correla...
Idiotic smoky alpha background story
  09/19/17
No idea. Even if true, you can either bring a son into the ...
Flatulent turdskin
  09/19/17
what if your son had the small nimble body and quick mind of...
Idiotic smoky alpha background story
  09/19/17
I don't want to put peterman out of a job.
Flatulent turdskin
  09/19/17
Toxic!
Rose kitty friendly grandma
  09/19/17
lol at the answer being he is irredeemably racist and you sh...
orchid zippy haunted graveyard
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Husband dumped for hoping his future child is born without a...
White submissive stead marketing idea
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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Flatulent turdskin

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/dear_prudence/2017/09/dear_prudence_my_fianc_thinks_our_son_will_have_a_small_package_because.html

Q. Fiancé worried my genes will affect his son’s “package:” I have recently become engaged to my longtime boyfriend. Whenever the topic of children came up he would insist he only wanted girls because his siblings were all brothers so another male in the family would be boring. Last week, however, he forwarded me an email from his brother (also his best man) with some information I needed for wedding planning, but the email was part of a much larger running conversation. I was mortified when I read his real reason for not wanting a son is that my “Asian genes” would mean his son would have a “small package!” My brother was bullied by jocks using this idiotic stereotype in high school so I was incredibly angered, but I haven’t said anything about what I read yet. He has begun asking why I am so distant lately, but I have no idea how to confront him!

A: I can understand why you have no idea how to speak to him about it, because finding out your almost-husband is a racist who’s bizarrely fixated on the size of his hypothetical son’s dick has got to be jarring and shocking for you (not to mention the fact that he’s dumb enough to forward you an email about it). I imagine that, were you to bring this up to him, he will likely sputter and try to explain why you’re overreacting, or what he said wasn’t that bad, or that he’s not “really like that.” He is really like that. That’s why he said it. Is there an answer he could give you that would make what he said seem reasonable, kind, loving, intelligent, or in any way acceptable? I certainly can’t think of one.

He has given you a valuable insight into his character, how he sees the world, how he assigns value to people based on race, and how he sees any future children the two of you might have together. If what you saw doesn’t seem like something you want for yourself or for any children you may someday have, I think you should consider yourself lucky you got to see this before you married him, and call it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34241939)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:48 AM
Author: blue property

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34241947)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:58 AM
Author: Buff spectacular native mad cow disease



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: Idiotic smoky alpha background story

I thought I once read that your penis size is hugely correlated with your father's. Although it could have been some gay incest flame on xo or an LSAT prompt or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34241953)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Flatulent turdskin

No idea. Even if true, you can either bring a son into the iron chains of NOWAG or a dotter who will have her choice of suitors. The former is basically child abuse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34242013)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Idiotic smoky alpha background story

what if your son had the small nimble body and quick mind of of an asian man, but with a big white cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34242027)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Flatulent turdskin

I don't want to put peterman out of a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34243011)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Rose kitty friendly grandma

Toxic!

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Date: September 19th, 2017 10:01 AM
Author: orchid zippy haunted graveyard

lol at the answer being he is irredeemably racist and you should call off the wedding

"But, but, my Handsome!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34242033)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: White submissive stead marketing idea

Husband dumped for hoping his future child is born without a crippling disability? Odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34243124)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: haunting den party of the first part

lol at this fat bitch running a dating column- it might as well be a fitness column

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3736318&forum_id=2Elisa#34243299)



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Date: September 19th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle telephone trailer park



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Date: November 24th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: joshua coinblatt ((zurich is stained))



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Date: April 17th, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: Apoplectic messiness



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Date: November 24th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




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