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Proles are in love with Crown Victoria Police Interceptors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCZGh6tqzg8 There are cer...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  12/26/19
they think it'll trick cops into not pulling them over.
Infuriating Fat Ankles
  12/26/19
For some reason it's always super easy to tell. Do cops wash...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  12/26/19
cops have to clean their shit. also, the ones sold are usual...
Infuriating Fat Ankles
  12/26/19
Like I am confident enough of which ones are proles that I d...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  12/26/19
most cops these days have like malibus, impalas, fusions or ...
Infuriating Fat Ankles
  12/26/19
Seeing more SUVs than anything. Unibody FWD/AWD Explorers. T...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  12/26/19
i assume cops buy american because of some deals between the...
Infuriating Fat Ankles
  12/26/19
I mean there are no Korean cars that are "specced out&q...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  12/26/19
it's because they want to look like cops. why put spotlights...
Infuriating Fat Ankles
  12/26/19
Cops should decide this all at once due to pressure from vot...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  12/26/19
they prefer white ones
Cheese-eating amethyst cuckoldry karate
  12/26/19
Why were boomers buying Cars called “crown victoria&rd...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  06/24/25
eat a dick cowshit 😡😡
hairless set
  06/24/25
Ok champ
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  06/24/25
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Lime Fragrant Area
  06/24/25
🚗 Examples of Grandiose, Almost Comically Overwrought Car...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  06/24/25
my Dad had a 97 Crown Vic when I was growing up. it had a V8...
internet-worthy obsidian juggernaut
  06/24/25
Why did some 90s/00s dads get random big cars like these? Yo...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  06/24/25
SUVs weren't as popular back in the 90s IIRC. My dad cared a...
internet-worthy obsidian juggernaut
  06/24/25
The taxis I’ve ridden in all had shitty rides but I gu...
Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria
  06/24/25
what a dumb bitch!
yapping hospital
  06/24/25


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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCZGh6tqzg8

There are certain things that they just go crazy for imo and this is one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329771)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:34 PM
Author: Infuriating Fat Ankles

they think it'll trick cops into not pulling them over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329775)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

For some reason it's always super easy to tell. Do cops wash their cars twice a week or something? The civilian prolemobiles always look either shabby af, or the occasional one that is meticulous af looking and driven by an old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329792)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:39 PM
Author: Infuriating Fat Ankles

cops have to clean their shit. also, the ones sold are usually older models that are decommissioned with like 250K miles on them. cop cars are really only used a few years and then upgraded to keep them cop budgets high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329799)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

Like I am confident enough of which ones are proles that I don't think for a second that they're cops. Even a few years ago when they were more common as cop cars. Nowadays it's like 80/20 proles:cops practically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329808)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Fat Ankles

most cops these days have like malibus, impalas, fusions or tauruses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329843)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

Seeing more SUVs than anything. Unibody FWD/AWD Explorers. They don't need the ruggedness of a separate frame/chassis like proles always say. Like literally the only reason they don't drive Korean subcompacts is just, "because."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329857)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Fat Ankles

i assume cops buy american because of some deals between the unions. yeah i meant for cars but yeah plenty of new explorers which are overpriced $35-40K and of course huge ass yukons/tahoes that are closer to $75K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329863)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:52 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

I mean there are no Korean cars that are "specced out" with Lights and Bars and shit. I'm just saying they don't want to drive something that makes them look like fags and the taxpayers have to pay the price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329882)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: Infuriating Fat Ankles

it's because they want to look like cops. why put spotlights and bumpers on a korean car that cops don't use?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329898)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

Cops should decide this all at once due to pressure from voters imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329900)



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Date: December 26th, 2019 4:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating amethyst cuckoldry karate

they prefer white ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#39329865)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

Why were boomers buying Cars called “crown victoria” and “cutlass supreme” and “grand marquis?” What was this ever meant to evoke? Being a pre-WWI grenadier with a Sabre as part of his uniform? Is this what was considered Cool on the 70s?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49045934)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: hairless set

eat a dick cowshit 😡😡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49046195)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

Ok champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047044)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Lime Fragrant Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047051)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

🚗 Examples of Grandiose, Almost Comically Overwrought Car Names:

Name Brand Type of Pretension

Crown Victoria Ford Monarchical authority

Cutlass Supreme Oldsmobile Naval sword + luxury tier

Coupe DeVille Cadillac French nobility vibes

Fleetwood Brougham Cadillac Naval + aristocratic

Imperial LeBaron Chrysler Imperialist monarchy

Grand Marquis Mercury Nobleman of grandeur

Continental Mark V Lincoln Evokes vast dominion

Bonneville Pontiac Named after a salt flat, but sounds elegant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49045939)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: internet-worthy obsidian juggernaut

my Dad had a 97 Crown Vic when I was growing up. it had a V8 and a 6 CD changer in it with a remote, it ruled.

i got to drive it a bit as a teenager but then my dumbass sister totaled it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047058)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

Why did some 90s/00s dads get random big cars like these? You’d think they’d get a Blazer or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047178)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: internet-worthy obsidian juggernaut

SUVs weren't as popular back in the 90s IIRC. My dad cared about having a "Smooth Ride" which the Crown Victoria Excelled at. I grew up in Proleville so naturally my dad drove Long Distances for work. Much better to do that in a Crown Vic than a bumpy SUV IMO. He also wanted a large trunk and used to joke that he had a "Jimmy Hoffa" trunk in the Crown Vic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047198)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all passionate school cafeteria

The taxis I’ve ridden in all had shitty rides but I guess 300,000k will do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047256)



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Date: June 24th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: yapping hospital

what a dumb bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4408819&forum_id=2Elisa#49047200)