At my wits end of my wife's latest spending spree (disco fries)
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Date: May 7th, 2025 11:13 AM Author: Traditional Latin ass
Come home from work exhausted & hungry to find my wife beaming with pride, she tells me "you'll never guess the bargain I got at Costcos". In my mind im hoping it was a couple chicken bakes and double chunk chocolate cookies, but it turns out they had a huge sale on studded snow tires so she bought 4 for $599. We live in Houston, Texas. She said the purchase comes with free rotation & balancing at all Costcos nationwide so even if we don't need the snow tires any time soon it"s still a great deal. I haven't eaten in 4 days because I'm trying to lose weight & save cash and this is about to send me into a fast food binge just to cope with stress.
She had the snow tires put on and they make an insane clacking noise when she pulls up in the driveway. She says she'll put the old tires back on soon but she just wanted to give these a spin. She also says we're gonna have to start doing ski trips up in Colorado each winter so we can really get our money's worth on the tires. The kids were running around the living room making wooshing noises and getting into that aerodynamic pose pretending they were skiing. More money down the drain.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721503&forum_id=2Elisa#48910778) |
Date: May 7th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: disco fries (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)
I would never poast anything remotely close to this:
1. We don’t live in Houston, Texas
2. My wife doesn’t go to Costco’s—she’s NEVER gone with me
3. My wife doesn’t buy tires, let alone snow tires
4. Nobody in my entire lineage has ever tried snow skiing and I doubt anyone in my entire lineage ever will.
5. I have never eaten chocolate chunk cookies or chicken baked pies from Costco’s.
6. I ate last night.
In summation, this is incredible and sloppy work all around. You should be ashamed of yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721503&forum_id=2Elisa#48910794) |
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