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Tommy T $1.2 Million Net Worth Celebration Thread

Thanks ORANGE Man, need another 15%ish gain to get to $1.4m ...
cracking stage
  06/09/25
My net worth didn't grow fast enough so I'm going to kill my...
startled step-uncle's house
  06/09/25
im content and happy, cheerful and youthful in my advancing ...
cracking stage
  06/09/25
Mazel tov! 🥳 Well deserved!
Cobalt parlor
  06/09/25
I am at $1,776,539.68.
Cobalt parlor
  06/09/25
General line items and corresponding amount from net worth (...
Disturbing indigo toaster
  06/09/25
Investment accounts—mix of retirement pretax, post tax...
Cobalt parlor
  06/09/25
Your wellbeing depends on how much of that is in your retire...
Disturbing indigo toaster
  06/09/25
Stop arbitrarily "writing down" your house, you fu...
startled step-uncle's house
  06/09/25
My house drops in value (1% of original sale price per month...
Cobalt parlor
  06/09/25
It doesn't, though. If you listed your house for $71k + mor...
startled step-uncle's house
  06/09/25
La’Chaim!
Pearl Pungent Organic Girlfriend Circlehead
  06/09/25
how much would you have if you actually liquidated everythin...
flickering filthpig
  06/09/25
wtf does that mean? im like 95% stocks so i wld get 100% of ...
cracking stage
  06/09/25
i mean if its any is in a 401k you owe income tax and cap ga...
flickering filthpig
  06/09/25
i have 300k in my IRA and its never gone much abv 300k in ye...
cracking stage
  06/09/25
How do you make to have your IRA perform so poorly. You don...
startled step-uncle's house
  06/10/25
If you take into consideration the present value of your cur...
Salmon Parlour Personal Credit Line
  06/09/25
this is highly dependent though on the economic strength of ...
cracking stage
  06/09/25
when you started talking about $1.2m net worth years ago I w...
Irate drab business firm keepsake machete
  06/09/25
CR. I'm younger than Tommy T so the first time I saw him mi...
burgundy striped hyena
  06/09/25
I hit 1m late 2019 I think abd1.33m was my peak I can't even...
cracking stage
  06/09/25
I remember when you would poast and you’d be like &ldq...
Cobalt parlor
  06/09/25
Rofl when I hit 600k in circa 2016 I thought I was set for l...
cracking stage
  06/10/25
I'm sorry for your poverty :(
burgundy striped hyena
  06/10/25
Lol dude you actually went down in NW from six years ago. ho...
zippy rambunctious preventive strike forum
  06/10/25
...
zippy rambunctious preventive strike forum
  06/10/25
congrats on your seventh time hitting $1.2 mil.
zippy rambunctious preventive strike forum
  06/10/25


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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: cracking stage

Thanks ORANGE Man, need another 15%ish gain to get to $1.4m which is my new FURK YOU level!

$1,205,960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000690)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: startled step-uncle's house

My net worth didn't grow fast enough so I'm going to kill myself to escape my miserable job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000693)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: cracking stage

im content and happy, cheerful and youthful in my advancing age, the world is my oyster and im a lizard rapist just enjoying it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000705)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cobalt parlor

Mazel tov! 🥳

Well deserved!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000707)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Cobalt parlor

I am at $1,776,539.68.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000751)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Disturbing indigo toaster

General line items and corresponding amount from net worth (401k, savings, brokerage account, etc.)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000784)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Cobalt parlor

Investment accounts—mix of retirement pretax, post tax and taxable brokerage 74%

529 Plans for Kids - 10%

Cash on hand - 1%

Home Equity - 4%

Other (auto, other, etc less all non-mortgage debt) - 11%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000793)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Disturbing indigo toaster

Your wellbeing depends on how much of that is in your retirement accounts and how much is not (for the 74%).

Hard to understand other than cars what constitutes like 175k of your NW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000990)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: startled step-uncle's house

Stop arbitrarily "writing down" your house, you fucking fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001080)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: Cobalt parlor

My house drops in value (1% of original sale price per month)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001086)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: startled step-uncle's house

It doesn't, though. If you listed your house for $71k + mortgage balance, it would sell for cash in six hours and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001157)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Pearl Pungent Organic Girlfriend Circlehead

La’Chaim!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000753)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: flickering filthpig

how much would you have if you actually liquidated everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000754)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: cracking stage

wtf does that mean? im like 95% stocks so i wld get 100% of that in cash if i liquidated. i have no mortage, house, car blahblahblah. all my possessions fit in my suitcase and backpack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000758)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: flickering filthpig

i mean if its any is in a 401k you owe income tax and cap gains taxes for normal stocks but i guess you probably dont have any capital gains lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000761)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cracking stage

i have 300k in my IRA and its never gone much abv 300k in years, i think its 311k now

i can start taking distributions at 59.5 yo i think, ill just take out the min, the taxes wont be that much

i dont know what ill do abt the cap gains for my non-ira, first i need to actually have big enough gains for it to be an issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000769)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: startled step-uncle's house

How do you make to have your IRA perform so poorly. You don't even withdraw from it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001285)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Salmon Parlour Personal Credit Line

If you take into consideration the present value of your current and future ability to produce an income stream through sex with men for money, your NW is more like $10MM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000763)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cracking stage

this is highly dependent though on the economic strength of the African diaspora

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49000771)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Irate drab business firm keepsake machete

when you started talking about $1.2m net worth years ago I was at a similar level. now I'm at over $4m. teehee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001087)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: burgundy striped hyena

CR. I'm younger than Tommy T so the first time I saw him million dollar NW thread, I only had half a million. Now I'm in the three million dollar range and he's only 1.2. I haven't done anything particularly brilliant, I'm just not retarded. LJL @ Tommy basically standing still in the middle of a historic bull market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001199)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: cracking stage

I hit 1m late 2019 I think abd1.33m was my peak I can't even remember but at least 3 years ago. I'm highly retarded but I think I'm actually beating the market this year for first time ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001209)



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Date: June 9th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Cobalt parlor

I remember when you would poast and you’d be like “I’m at $373,234 Inshallah” I thought that was so impressive. I wanted to be just like you.

Tommy, you’re a hero to us all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001220)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: cracking stage

Rofl when I hit 600k in circa 2016 I thought I was set for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001281)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: burgundy striped hyena

I'm sorry for your poverty :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001284)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: zippy rambunctious preventive strike forum

Lol dude you actually went down in NW from six years ago. how is that even possible. you literally just needed to do nothing at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001331)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: zippy rambunctious preventive strike forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001329)



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Date: June 10th, 2025 1:17 AM
Author: zippy rambunctious preventive strike forum

congrats on your seventh time hitting $1.2 mil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735419&forum_id=2Elisa#49001328)