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Proles earn "points" they can "redeem" for garbage (evan39)

My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get &qu...
harsh legal warrant
  06/25/25
Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can ...
smoky supple patrolman
  06/25/25
A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (an...
razzle rough-skinned round eye
  06/26/25
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Vivacious know-it-all theatre
  06/26/25
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Dark bonkers indirect expression wrinkle
  06/28/25
Underrated
Insecure Cowardly Double Fault Hell
  06/28/25
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Sapphire startled quadroon
  06/28/25
a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction...
wild stag film
  06/25/25
is this benefit offered by employer to employee or business ...
White temple blood rage
  06/28/25
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disrespectful concupiscible senate immigrant
  06/25/25
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harsh legal warrant
  06/25/25
Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't real...
Sapphire startled quadroon
  06/26/25
?
harsh legal warrant
  06/26/25
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wild stag film
  06/26/25
I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler.
Fantasy-prone cream people who are hurt point
  06/26/25
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wild stag film
  06/26/25
You know, I know this Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler doesn’...
Fantasy-prone cream people who are hurt point
  06/26/25
Hehe ;)
wild stag film
  06/26/25
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Odious orchestra pit
  06/28/25
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Mind-boggling tanning salon
  06/26/25
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Floppy space roommate
  06/26/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg....
harsh legal warrant
  06/26/25
lol disco fries, just lol
Floppy space roommate
  06/26/25
enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords wh...
Razzmatazz roast beef
  06/26/25
the argument is that the cost of these "free" disb...
brass trip puppy station
  06/26/25
sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug
Razzmatazz roast beef
  06/26/25
let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level
brass trip puppy station
  06/26/25
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Comical lay
  06/28/25
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Dark bonkers indirect expression wrinkle
  06/28/25
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Vivacious know-it-all theatre
  06/26/25
Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in...
Mind-boggling tanning salon
  06/26/25
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harsh legal warrant
  06/28/25
TMF keying his Safeway points into Mint.com
Flushed water buffalo
  06/28/25
train going by, shakes whole house
Odious orchestra pit
  06/28/25
lol'd You've been cattier and funnier than usual lately
Insecure Cowardly Double Fault Hell
  06/28/25


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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: harsh legal warrant

My company offers this stupid nonsense where you can get "points" for certain things and then "redeem" them for crap like t-shirts, free drinks, and other "swag" items. I think it's absurd and refuse to participate in the charade. But some of my co-workers take it really seriously and think it's a big deal to get a gift card. One guy -- heavyset in his forties with a wife and three kids -- excitedly told me that he was going to redeem 500 points this week. Apparently that will get him a coffee mug or something equally retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049531)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: smoky supple patrolman

Did you tell them that you poast on a website where you can get "blank bumps" for certain things, and that if you get enough blank bumps you can get seeded to participate in an annual six round "mega poaster madness" bracket tournament and that if you win said tournament you actually get nothing, because rach is too cheap to even pay for a retarded coffee mug?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049548)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: razzle rough-skinned round eye

A 1000 blank bump thread is more prestigious than an OBE (and it's not even close)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050844)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Vivacious know-it-all theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052646)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Dark bonkers indirect expression wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055674)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Insecure Cowardly Double Fault Hell

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055707)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Sapphire startled quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49056019)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: wild stag film

a ritual offering to the Mahchine™..a microtransaction to stave off despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049558)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: White temple blood rage

is this benefit offered by employer to employee or business to customer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055593)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: disrespectful concupiscible senate immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49049537)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: harsh legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050471)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Sapphire startled quadroon

Bring it up at the next partnership retreat, this isn't really something a prestigious firm should be doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050577)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: harsh legal warrant

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050579)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: wild stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052389)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone cream people who are hurt point

I really want a Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050587)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: wild stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052390)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone cream people who are hurt point

You know, I know this Perkins Coie Yeti tumbler doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052474)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: wild stag film

Hehe ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052607)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: Odious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055668)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 6:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050829)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Floppy space roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052615)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: harsh legal warrant

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-06-26/2aGdRPKdSKq0zuGvrnjbAg.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050603)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Floppy space roommate

lol disco fries, just lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052616)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roast beef

enjoy not getting free coffee mugs from your gc overlords who fuck you exactly as bad but give you NO COFFEE MUGS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050605)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: brass trip puppy station

the argument is that the cost of these "free" disbursements is then baked in to the market value of the goods on offer and that you're effectively being penalized via a "stealth tax" for not having the energy or care to engage with these sorts of psuedoludic systems for consumer engagement

this, while true, picks at a thread about what's desirable w/r/t economic efficiency that should make any situation-conscious lawyer start to squirm. some chaucer bit about sleeping dogs comes to mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050612)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz roast beef

sounds like the bitter musings of a man with no coffee mug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050651)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: brass trip puppy station

let's see paul allen's zyn rewards level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050654)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 2:28 AM
Author: Comical lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055587)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Dark bonkers indirect expression wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055676)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Vivacious know-it-all theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49052647)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 7:13 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon

Is this in reference to credit card points all the people in your biglaw firm try to game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49050847)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: harsh legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055542)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Flushed water buffalo

TMF keying his Safeway points into Mint.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055607)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:16 AM
Author: Odious orchestra pit

train going by, shakes whole house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055702)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 7:27 AM
Author: Insecure Cowardly Double Fault Hell

lol'd

You've been cattier and funnier than usual lately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743220&forum_id=2Elisa#49055711)