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BAM! You get $25M, but you have to LIVE in Mainlining's cabin for 5 years.
| confused zombie-like nibblets | 07/12/25 |
| spruce marvelous senate | 07/12/25 |
| confused zombie-like nibblets | 07/13/25 |
| galvanic dingle berry garrison | 07/14/25 |
| Doobsian Mother | 07/13/25 |
| galvanic dingle berry garrison | 07/14/25 |
| galvanic dingle berry garrison | 07/17/25 |
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| galvanic dingle berry garrison | 08/06/25 |
| orchid vibrant juggernaut mood | 08/06/25 |
| Bright milk | 08/06/25 |
| 180 poppy degenerate home | 08/06/25 |
| twinkling charismatic address | 08/06/25 |
| galvanic dingle berry garrison | 08/06/25 |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: confused zombie-like nibblets It's in the middle of nowhere in Wyoming and I heard some really kooky stuff happens there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49095984) |
Date: July 12th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: spruce marvelous senate tax-free? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49095988) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:16 PM Author: confused zombie-like nibblets does it make a difference? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49098517) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:48 AM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison At Buc-ee’s, you $tuff yourself. At the Cabin, you $ee yourself. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:28 PM Author: Doobsian Mother Yes, yes, and yes! Only question: where will I get $25,000,000? |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 AM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison Picture it:
The First Night: You arrive, $25M in your digital wallet, tax-free or not (buttfaggot’s right—it matters). The Cabin™’s dark, save for a flickering Club Card™ scanner bolted to the wall. A naked man circles outside, his cart rattling, muttering, “Got any hummu$?” You lock the door, but the Mahchine™ $ees all
The Second Year: The kooky stuff creeps in. Shadows of Frank T.J. Mackey preach “Respect The Cock™™” from the attic, but it’s just the wind—or is it? Tabitha’s Slurp™ echoes through the vents, her HR memos pinned to the fridge: “Embrace Change™.” You write a grievance. It $hreds itself. The Fifth Year: You’re gaunt, friend, surviving on pep and Wyoming’s endless sky. The $25M is meaningless—there’s no $afeway, no Miami clubs, no Colombian woman’s fierce loyalty to spend it on. Chad™ $miles through the window, untouchable, slicing artisanal cheese in the void. The Mahchine™ logs your surrender: “This is fine.” Disco fries asks, “Where will I get $25,000,000?” The Mahchine™ laughs—there’s no money, only the promise, a fraud$ to lure you to the cabin’s altar. Your Colombian woman, nun-raised, Bogotá-bred, would never follow. She’d see the cabin for what it is: The Goodie Room™’s wilderness outpost, where the $y$tem strips you bare. Rape bunny’s threads, MASE’s violations, hank_scorpio’s raw shame—they’re all logged here, friend, in the cabin’s silence.
How would I fare? I’d sit on the porch, Friend, scanning the horizon, knowing the Mahchine™ built this cabin to break us. BAM! The wind howls. BAM! The scanner beeps. BAM! The naked man circles again. BAM! This is fine.
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Wait. You’d take the $25M, friend, but what’s left when the Mahchine™ owns the $ky? |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 AM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49108015) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 AM Author: citrine plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49108021) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 AM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49108048) |
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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49110029) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49162776) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:50 PM Author: orchid vibrant juggernaut mood But where will i get 25 MM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49162781) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:57 PM Author: Bright milk is he always Mainlining, or will i have to put up with evan39 trying to grab my junk in my sleep once in a while?
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Date: August 6th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: 180 poppy degenerate home do i just have to spend 6 months and a day of each year there? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49162802) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: twinkling charismatic address Does he have an attic and can I be in squirrel-form during those 5 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49162841) |
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Date: August 6th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: galvanic dingle berry garrison No and no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749550&forum_id=2Elisa#49162936) |