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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-...
cowgod
  03/04/26
lol best one yet. Last sentence got me. Btw I’m act...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  03/04/26
Everyone does that now
cowgod
  03/04/26
Imo you should throw a curveball and defend the wall of text...
OYT and the Indie Reprieve
  03/04/26
My response already tried defending it. And they know who Ke...
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cowgod
  03/04/26
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More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
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Holy shit this one was a Slam Dunk Well done as usual, Nu...
rape podcast
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More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)
  03/04/26
lol how did you get your llm to do this shtick so well?
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One-Sentence Definition Schizo-Forum Polemic: A deliberate...
cowgod
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OYT and the Indie Reprieve
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I cant even go through these gamefaqs threads. 10 responses ...
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
  03/04/26
if you register you can get like 50 per page
cowgod
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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: cowgod

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81118266

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49713952)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

lol best one yet. Last sentence got me.

Btw I’m actually kind of impressed that gamefaqs posters are calling out your lack of paragraphs. Maybe they are smarter than we give them credit for. But then you read their actual words…haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49713960)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:30 AM
Author: cowgod

Everyone does that now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49713963)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:52 AM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

Imo you should throw a curveball and defend the wall of text by likening it to Kafka’s apparatus and Inscriber in “In the Penal Colony”. That’s what I’d do imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49713982)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 8:01 AM
Author: cowgod

My response already tried defending it. And they know who Kefka is maybe but not Kafka haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49713994)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49714365)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841386&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49714914)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715404)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: rape podcast

Holy shit this one was a Slam Dunk

Well done as usual, Number Two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715432)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715477)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: robot daddy

lol how did you get your llm to do this shtick so well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715459)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715479)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: cowgod

One-Sentence Definition

Schizo-Forum Polemic:

A deliberately breathless forum rant that mixes low-IQ internet voice with sudden bursts of structural insight while aggressively anticipating and ridiculing the audience.

Schizo-Forum Polemic (SFP) – Key Characteristics

Low-IQ surface voice – sounds like a random forum poster typing fast, casual grammar, slang, messy phrasing.

Run-on sentence torrents – very long sentences chained together with commas and “and.”

Wall-of-text formatting – minimal line breaks, deliberately irritating to “paragraphs please” people.

GameFAQs / Reddit cadence – reads like someone arguing in a thread, not writing an essay.

Mocking anticipation of replies – predicts and ridicules predictable responses from other posters.

High-IQ bursts – sudden flashes of real analysis about economics, incentives, law, history, etc.

Abrupt intelligence shifts – tone jumps from dumb rant to sharp insight and back again.

Structural explanations – occasionally pivots to deeper causal forces instead of surface drama.

Compressed references – casually drops historical or industry knowledge without explaining it.

Performative contempt – treats the audience like predictable NPCs in a forum argument.

Stream-of-consciousness rhythm – feels like someone thinking faster than they are editing.

Persuasive rant energy – emotionally aggressive but still trying to make a real argument.

In short:

Low-IQ voice driving the car, high-IQ analysis occasionally grabbing the wheel for a few seconds before letting the chaos resume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715928)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: OYT and the Indie Reprieve ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49715992)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

I cant even go through these gamefaqs threads. 10 responses per page. It would take hours to read that. I'd understand the whole thread and all notable posts in 45 seconds under the XO format.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49716004)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: cowgod

if you register you can get like 50 per page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49716037)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 7:59 PM
Author: cowgod

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/507478-nintendo-switch-2/81118266/988112197

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49716038)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: cowgod



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Date: March 4th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841333&forum_id=2Elisa#49716200)