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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:08 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853538)

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:16 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) They are eating (separately) at a local sandwich place. She suddenly chokes on her sandwich and understands immediately that she needs an emergency tracheotomy or she will die. He is sitting a couple of tables away. She sees that he is wearing an EMT uniform. She waves her plastic ballpoint pen at him and moans "I need you inside me" before falling unconscious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853546)

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:19 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) She is trapped in a blizzard while out hiking. Hypothermia sets in quickly, and badly. Hours later, she just barely registers in a dim haze that a rescue worker is standing over her. She knows she needs human warmth or she will die. She opens her jacket and whispers "I need you inside me" before she passes out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853547)

Date: April 30th, 2026 7:19 AM Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑) He has paid her $5000 for an hour of GFE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853548)

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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:34 AM Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!) he’s the franchisee for a Crumbl and the new weekly flavors just dropped. the white girl is picking up desert for her white husband and five white children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853567)

Date: April 30th, 2026 8:37 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Because she couldn't feel that he had already put it in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853647)

Date: April 30th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) why would she want him inside in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853648)

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Date: April 30th, 2026 8:38 AM Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future) He's been in the friend zone for years and he's donating a kidney to her, which she urgently needs to stay alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853650)

Date: April 30th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: Alabama Bangs She’s a 600lb YouTube blogger who posts videos of her gorging on disgusting slop. The Asian “male” is about 120 lbs and will be considered the appetizer to her main meal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853655)

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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:15 AM Author: gay of hormuz she is a kindly kindergarten teacher corralling young Anh Me in from recess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49853771)

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Date: April 30th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy It's an inside joke between 2 lifelong platonic friends as his last name is Yu, she does it in a heavy oriental accent while making slanted eyes whenever he speaks about getting back into dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861871&forum_id=2Elisa#49854035)