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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:48 PM
Author: alcoholic razzle-dazzle public bath gay wizard

I lied about the arm palsy thing. I actually had made the decision to finally transition to my true gender of female. The surgery was today, and it was a success. When I'm involved in anything, it's going to be a success. Period.

All my life, since my early days as a legend on the mean streets of Chicago, I've known I was born to be a woman. The first time I shoved a large cylindrical object up my asshole, and all the tens of thousands of times I've done it since, or someone else has done it, it was clear why I was put on this earth.

I'm right with God, and he knows it because of the platinum cross I wear daily. But he did me wrong by giving me a little penis instead of the vagina I was meant to have. It's OK, me and him are gonna settle up later.

So anyway, as of 3:45 PM Chicago time today, the boss bitch female I've always truly been is now who I am inside and out. I flew Whokebe in First Class on Qantas to oversee the team of high-priced doctors who numbed my penis and balls, cut them off, and scooped out this fire-ass pussy currently between my legs. And you know I'm going to be dilating that shit with 100% Gucci implements only, and drinking Kefir every day to keep it fresh.

I'm still running my business, making millions, and I'm still running shit on here. I'm sure my haters will try to talk shit more than ever now, but as always they'll have to answer to my loyal crew that includes all the top active posters like bloodacre and Spack.

And from now on you'll all address me as Watchwomen or WWTP. That's the new directive, and it's XO's new reality. I used to have a little useless penis, now I have the finest fire pussy XO has ever seen. That's the difference.

WWTP out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694220&forum_id=2Elisa#33932083)



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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:49 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:50 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:50 PM
Author: Naked Comical Nursing Home Ceo

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Date: August 7th, 2017 4:51 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Spectacular locale

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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:50 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:50 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:56 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:57 PM
Author: Abusive exhilarant space corn cake

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Date: August 6th, 2017 8:57 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:21 PM
Author: boyish church prole

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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: histrionic lilac psychic coldplay fan

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Date: August 7th, 2017 1:38 AM
Author: boyish church prole

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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:41 PM
Author: alcoholic razzle-dazzle public bath gay wizard

You want to come sideways at me and cast doubt with all eyes on you, that's your decision. But it's a bad one and I can tell you were scared when you posted that. I know you're one of my supporters on here but you're a new face in the crew. That means you're a junior member and you need to watch your step, especially when you directly address the Ki--I mean, Queen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694220&forum_id=2Elisa#33932402)



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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:41 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: Khaki Know-it-all School Elastic Band

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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:47 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:48 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: boyish church prole

You have the tone completely wrong. I wasn't scared to post shit. You're the one who is afraid. Afraid of the angle I will come from next. I'm a wild card. I'm a god damn chameleon. I'm a Roman candle shoved up your ass shooting rainbow buckshots into oncoming traffic. You don't know what I will say next but I can assure you you wont like it.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694220&forum_id=2Elisa#33933651)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 1:44 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:00 AM
Author: boyish church prole

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Date: August 7th, 2017 1:38 AM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:46 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:47 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:48 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:48 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: Abusive exhilarant space corn cake

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694220&forum_id=2Elisa#33932456)



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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: alcoholic razzle-dazzle public bath gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694220&forum_id=2Elisa#33932644)



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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:22 PM
Author: Abusive exhilarant space corn cake



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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:23 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: sinister pisswyrm theater stage

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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:23 PM
Author: Khaki Know-it-all School Elastic Band



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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:25 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood brilliant goal in life

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Date: August 7th, 2017 6:07 AM
Author: Exciting orange stage

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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:18 PM
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Date: June 6th, 2019 9:50 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:42 PM
Author: Supple House

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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Heady Potus

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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Den

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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: jet-lagged red sandwich

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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Abusive exhilarant space corn cake

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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:55 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:56 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2017 9:31 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2017 11:57 AM
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Date: August 8th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Heady Potus



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Date: August 6th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: alcoholic razzle-dazzle public bath gay wizard

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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:18 PM
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Date: August 6th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: sinister pisswyrm theater stage

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Date: February 2nd, 2019 2:39 AM
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Author: alcoholic razzle-dazzle public bath gay wizard

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Date: August 7th, 2017 10:04 AM
Author: Heady Potus

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Date: August 7th, 2017 10:06 AM
Author: Spectacular locale

We knew it wasn't really Watchmen, but I didn't know this was coldplay fan.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3694220&forum_id=2Elisa#33934713)



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Date: August 7th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: alcoholic razzle-dazzle public bath gay wizard

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Date: August 7th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Spectacular locale

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Date: August 7th, 2017 2:14 PM
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Date: August 8th, 2017 10:41 PM
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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:17 PM
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Date: August 10th, 2017 5:26 PM
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Date: August 15th, 2017 9:48 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 12:10 AM
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Date: February 2nd, 2019 2:40 AM
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Date: March 1st, 2019 2:01 AM
Author: charismatic queen of the night

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