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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
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"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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Go over and help him finish.
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He's obliged to
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*MFH posters furious*
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Sinister alcoholic site

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Twinkling tanning salon

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: Stirring hilarious halford rehab

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Lemon house

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Territorial jewess

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: aqua university

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Twinkling tanning salon

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Translucent cocky menage community account

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Lilac Kink-friendly Hissy Fit

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: green police squad bbw

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: Orange locus sex offender

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: passionate navy faggotry



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: stimulating bearded stag film

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: Ivory Bisexual Mood Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: abusive native

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: galvanic shivering kitchen athletic conference

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Electric Bipolar Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Set

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: exciting doobsian locale

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: frisky nighttime sneaky criminal dilemma

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: underhanded cerise telephone selfie

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Set

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: sapphire charismatic property

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Puce public bath

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: exciting doobsian locale

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: coiffed shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent multi-billionaire chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: Tan Vivacious Shitlib

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Idiot

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Idiot

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Supple home

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Drab friendly grandma

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: abusive native

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Lemon house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Supple home

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Tantric Arousing Address Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: abusive native

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: chestnut corn cake abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: trip tripping sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Lilac Kink-friendly Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent multi-billionaire chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: ultramarine fortuitous meteor garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: stimulating bearded stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: titillating piazza roast beef

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Carmine Ladyboy Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: stubborn roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Milky Odious Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: abusive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: hateful bossy church

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: impertinent tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: irate genital piercing boistinker

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: laughsome rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Lilac Kink-friendly Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Hairless domesticated goyim

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: stimulating bearded stag film

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: abusive native

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Razzle Flushed Lettuce Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse orchestra pit

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Carmine Ladyboy Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: ocher cerebral blood rage tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: stubborn roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: concupiscible space karate

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: know-it-all rough-skinned candlestick maker water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: ruby overrated gaping forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: mind-boggling location

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Razzle Flushed Lettuce Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: trip tripping sanctuary

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Lemon house

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: trip tripping sanctuary

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: flickering alpha gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: henna box office

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: irradiated stage

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: motley jade dopamine

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: Amethyst Big-titted National Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: wonderful den

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: salmon step-uncle's house volcanic crater

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: impertinent tattoo

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent multi-billionaire chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: black violent masturbator preventive strike

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Lilac Kink-friendly Hissy Fit

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: apoplectic casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent multi-billionaire chapel

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Lilac Kink-friendly Hissy Fit

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: hateful bossy church

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: titillating piazza roast beef

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Lemon house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Boyish haunting fat ankles lodge

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: stimulating bearded stag film

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Carmine Ladyboy Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: hot shimmering codepig double fault

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent multi-billionaire chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: mildly autistic incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Lime Multi-colored Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: motley jade dopamine

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Lemon house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Bright provocative associate heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic chartreuse orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Indecent coral hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: abusive native

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Boyish haunting fat ankles lodge

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: abusive native

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Supple home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: titillating piazza roast beef

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Tantric Arousing Address Trump Supporter

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Boyish haunting fat ankles lodge

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Tantric Arousing Address Trump Supporter

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: motley jade dopamine

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: salmon step-uncle's house volcanic crater

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Misunderstood iridescent multi-billionaire chapel

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Translucent cocky menage community account

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: titillating piazza roast beef

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: insane honey-headed old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: vigorous gas station wagecucks

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: titillating piazza roast beef

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: underhanded cerise telephone selfie

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Talented Principal's Office Electric Furnace

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Cracking fear-inspiring nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: titillating piazza roast beef

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Amethyst Big-titted National Toilet Seat

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: splenetic temple philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: abusive native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: up-to-no-good awkward travel guidebook theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: henna box office

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: medicated point

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: abusive native

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Indecent coral hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346693)