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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: drunken brilliant business firm

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: drunken brilliant business firm

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: comical theatre feces

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: titillating den

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
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"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802525)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Topaz nubile ticket booth keepsake machete

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible nursing home degenerate

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: spectacular piazza

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: bonkers personal credit line

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: blue black woman home

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: carmine hairless half-breed water buffalo

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: umber racy hunting ground office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed party of the first part

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Irate aquamarine stage idiot

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: salmon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Cordovan range

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: trip goyim hairy legs

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: angry histrionic house

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Motley brass principal's office private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Pearl sexy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle bawdyhouse double fault

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: deranged greedy partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: 180 incel

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: angry histrionic house

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: citrine mewling famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Pungent blathering stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Yellow spot prole

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: nofapping filthy persian

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: lime community account

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: angry histrionic house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: hairraiser sick roommate

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Vigorous sinister rehab antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Bespoke School Cafeteria

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: ultramarine tanning salon dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: mustard voyeur

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: bearded menage

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored magenta heaven genital piercing

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac meetinghouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Very tactful thirsty depressive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: passionate multi-billionaire university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: indecent school coldplay fan

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: passionate multi-billionaire university

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Underhanded property

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: Exciting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Chocolate Startling Doctorate Halford

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: milky submissive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Yellow spot prole

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: Exciting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Stirring National Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Smoky Generalized Bond

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Arrogant hideous mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Doobsian Gold Mood Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Exciting gay wizard

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Stimulating mother

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: ocher rough-skinned locus sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: milky submissive senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Stimulating mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Rusted native

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: big tripping kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Stirring National Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: marvelous pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Lascivious Bright People Who Are Hurt Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Lascivious Bright People Who Are Hurt Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Lascivious Bright People Who Are Hurt Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Snowy cracking base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Azure bat shit crazy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Jet station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Jet station toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: contagious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: bearded hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: salmon stag film



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Arousing burgundy scourge upon the earth sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: vibrant indian lodge blood rage



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Very tactful thirsty depressive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: godawful public bath hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Chartreuse high-end filthpig



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Boyish charcoal theater



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Pungent blathering stead



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Boyish charcoal theater



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: razzle hospital goal in life



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Rebellious abnormal church building



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz church



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Box Office Dysfunction



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Opaque floppy temple kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: learning disabled violent crackhouse electric furnace



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
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Author: Candy Ride



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