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Awesome things Drunkard has claimed on XO
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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:26 AM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig 1. Could easily be a judge right now if he wanted to cash in a favor with one of the many partners at his firm who think he's brilliant yet refuse to make him partner even in title only.
2. 4.0/4.0 undergrad/law but drank Belushi style the entire time.
3. 6'4"
4. Ex-model girlfriend has a BMI of like 16.
5. Is buddies with Bill Ackman and GC of Pershing Square, could work there if he had felt like pursuing it.
6. Studied for the bar for less than two weeks with nothing but a CMR that he "committed to memory" in a single weekend. Got drunk at lunch during the exam (he has witnesses!) still scored over 170 on the MBE.
7. Knows senior WLRK partners.
8. Teaches law school classes as an adjunct.
9. Can down a handle of 100 proof liquor in a single evening without puking.
What an awesome guy. I really look up to him and wish I was more like him. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:24 AM Author: aphrodisiac grizzly prole stain could've clerked on SCOTUS; once hefted a rifle at an ACLU guy who was going door-to-door (does the ACLU go door-to-door?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613758) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Adulterous Sooty Stage Half of his bragging on XO is "could have but didn't feel like..." claims about things that are 10X more prestigious than anything he actually does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613781) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:31 AM Author: aphrodisiac grizzly prole stain true
he was (along with baron von metal or whatever, and denecrane and stabby and some others of that ilk) a kind of the "fucked another guy's gf, feel SOOO guilty" threads e.g. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1586389&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:37 AM Author: Adulterous Sooty Stage I have said it before, but these dudes are all basically male Ruskies that just cum to XO to unsubtly try to initiate conversation about how awesome and special they are. If that kind of outlet is your main attraction to this place, then you have a screw loose IRL IMO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613846) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:38 AM Author: aphrodisiac grizzly prole stain cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613850) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 9:16 AM Author: Stimulating iridescent senate double fault But enough about CSLG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48852279) |
Date: August 17th, 2013 2:29 AM Author: offensive talking affirmative action i like him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23857188) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:30 AM Author: arousing tan chapel idiot I'm in love. Minus the ackman/Pershing square part. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23857191) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:34 AM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig STFU you little mentally ill ginger queer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23857220) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:35 AM Author: Thriller cuckold hall we ever gonna get some thong pics or what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23857223) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 2:43 AM Author: arousing tan chapel idiot Thong? Def not. Maybe swimsuit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23857257) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:41 AM Author: harsh ocher doctorate Do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364684) |
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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac grizzly prole stain did this ever happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25641674) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: Mind-boggling very tactful personal credit line site GO FUCK YOURSELF DOOBERSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860488) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:15 PM Author: Misunderstood puppy doobs, you son of a witch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860758) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: Amethyst stag film regret http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860906) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:49 PM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860321) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 7:50 PM Author: Idiotic glassy corner hunting ground on track to bill 3400 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860331) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Never claimed to be 6'4".
Liquor is 101 proof.
Never claimed 4.0/4.0. |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:17 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Also magistrate not real judge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364578) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:16 PM Author: dun area chad I can vouch for all of this except being 6'4". He's more like 6'0". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860487) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:17 PM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary I am 6'2" bro I just look short because I am fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860492) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:20 PM Author: dun area chad Bullshit. You're barely shorter than me and I'm 6'0" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860515) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:17 AM Author: pungent frisky crackhouse Drunkard finished here. 6'2 was the only claim that mattered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364886) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Adulterous Sooty Stage claiming to be 6'2" while actually being a sub 6' manlet sounds about right for his usual level of exaggeration.
not like the guy is 5'9" or anything, but he has deluded himself into thinking he is the literal and figurative height of prestige at 6'2". |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: pungent frisky crackhouse Yeah I mean I didn't believe he was HLS summa with a 9" cock and a 50m book of business but none of that matters anyway since he's a confirmed 5'11 chubby aspie dork. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364895) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:18 PM Author: Mind-boggling very tactful personal credit line site He also took the LSAT cold + drunk and still got a 175. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860496) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:19 PM Author: Idiotic glassy corner hunting ground 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860505) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:45 PM Author: Histrionic sneaky criminal no, 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24021409) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:19 PM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig Forgot about that one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860508) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:16 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge does he seriously claim this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860761) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:18 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge He honestly seems good at car stuff and he is generous in offering help on xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860500) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:20 PM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig These things are both true. He also (mostly) knows his shit on handguns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860510) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:16 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge omg i need off of this account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860764) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:17 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge You're not a fan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860772) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:18 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge no he's fine, i think that some of what he claims is true and i find him amusing, but i just need to get off of this account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860776) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:19 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge I'm sorry :( I'll stop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860778) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:23 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge lol no, don't be ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860802) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:34 PM Author: Insecure violent candlestick maker kitchen 'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this gay So mami, best advice is just get on this CA Have you ever "tried" sex with a dcpoast? Put the pussy on trial, Areopagus Now she bragging that my dick like Snuffleupagus Head of the class, bet she bake some scholarship I'm living in the future so the present is my past My brokeback is a blessing fuck my ass |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:35 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge lol, of course you picked monster. well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24021334) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:41 PM Author: Insecure violent candlestick maker kitchen [Intro - :D] Poast when it's lights out Sleep 'til it's bright out Oh just another lonely day Are you willing to poast your life away?
[Intro 2 - bloodacre] Bitch, I'm a poaster, no-good cock sucker Fat motherfucker -- now look who got heart trouble As you cum up to my room all you hear is bass licks, All you see is great dicks, and posters of great Knicks
[Chorus TBD]
[Verse 1 - askav] The best active or retired hands down huh (By the way, this is askav right now huh) And my threads more re(a)d than the devil is And I'm about to take it to another level, bitch No matter who else you forget Ain't nobody poast like this Do the screed and the rap, do the dips with no assists And my only focus is staying on some bogus shit Arguing with my older bitch, acting like I owe her shit I heard people 'mirin' Spackler's swollen traps mayne But the squat rack always give me back pain Fucking up my interviews so yeah I had to act sane Chi lawyer but Bay hoes love my accent Meghan chatted me and said "This the number to dial If you wanna make your #1 your #2 now" Mix that dino DNA and call her clever-boo, yah Cot damn, aktp, hit them with a new style Force that motherfuckin meme, with the hummingbird crew now Chick a cherry chipwich, gosh it's almost cool now Cream a yearning dry disc, but IFNB's the new now Think you HBO'd pumos really really need to cool out 'Cuz Trayvon'll never get on top of this, etc. |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:43 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge HO LY SHIT dude, this is really, really, really good |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:46 PM Author: Insecure violent candlestick maker kitchen couldn't leave that honey minaj verse stranded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24021411) |
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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:26 PM Author: shimmering provocative dopamine goyim he seems to know a ton about cars. which makes me a fan because he's one of the few doods on xo who do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24852145) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:21 PM Author: Appetizing french chef lodge He's a good cat taker-carer-ofer too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860522) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:18 PM Author: Misunderstood puppy the best one yet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860774) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:37 PM Author: Idiotic glassy corner hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24021354) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:43 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary BTW cat is still alive and kicking. She and I are chilling here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364689) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:44 PM Author: gold people who are hurt Didn't this asshole use to fuck Rowan? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860640) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:56 PM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig He kept trying to get her to get in touch with him off-board when she was working for that shitlaw firm in Delaware. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860681) |
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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: shimmering provocative dopamine goyim hadn't he seen her IRL? why the hell would he actively try to fuck her? i could see getting drunk and fucking her but i can't imagine anyone actively pursuing her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24852140) |
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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:13 PM Author: fragrant dragon native his insecurity is transparent, nor do i think he attempts to hide it. that in itself isn't all that despicable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#23860748) |
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Date: September 9th, 2013 5:36 PM Author: Outnumbered Multi-colored School Cafeteria Got a biglaw offer while weighing > 300 lbs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24021344) |
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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: odious philosopher-king lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24852120) |
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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Mind-boggling very tactful personal credit line site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24852129) |
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Date: January 17th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: Fantasy-prone Adventurous Abode Sounds like Drunkard to me, pumo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#24852172) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:11 AM Author: Exciting Smoky Den "Nah. I am strong as an ox. When I was 205 I had a 50" chest and 34in waist."
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2539958&mc=39&forum_id=2#25364540 |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:17 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary I looked good. I miss being like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364577) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:19 AM Author: Lascivious dark house degenerate Rofl. That would be an obscenely large chest for 6'2 205 now that I think about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364589) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Be 305lb and lose 100lbs and see what happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364603) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM Author: Flushed shaky useless brakes LOL you jackass, simply being fat doesn't make you built or strong. If you lost 100 lbs. through pure diet while chain-smoking, drinking heavily, and living the biglaw never-not-on-your-ass lifestyle, you looked like garbage. This is some of the dumbest shit you have every claimed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364626) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:26 AM Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle ticket booth feces It's all in his superhuman genes, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364633) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:28 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary I lifted a lot during that phase too fwiw. Pre-weight lose I was a 54/46. I also lost the weight in the span of less than year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364638) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:32 AM Author: Flushed shaky useless brakes Right. Just do bill 3000 hours, get drunk every night, eat like shit, and lift a little bit and suddenly have a top 0.001% proportioned physique that makes you look like Ray Lewis with a thinner waist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364653) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:37 AM Author: Lascivious dark house degenerate Fucking lawl,,..drunkard should write a diet/fitness book about what THEY don't want you to know... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364673) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 10:01 PM Author: odious philosopher-king lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25618583) |
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Date: June 5th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: Exciting Smoky Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25690152) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:19 PM Author: Exciting Smoky Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48476946) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:30 PM Author: Gay swashbuckling center LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48477143) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:47 AM Author: nofapping piazza mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48852212) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:26 AM Author: Lascivious dark house degenerate I'm saying that would be too big for those other measurements. You'd weigh more if ur chest were really 50 at that size, and you'd most likely be a competitive body builder if u weren't fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364630) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:37 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary I don't know what is so odd about the shape. I have a barrel chest. I was not ripped in the least. I sort of looked like a pasty beer keg on some decent sized legs (try carrying around 300lbs). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364671) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:45 AM Author: Lascivious dark house degenerate No dumbass I mean at 205. Brother, when I was in the hayday of my lifting and was fatscular as fuck, my chest was about 47.5 inches, but that was at 6'2 235-240. I'm also medium-large framed for my height and have a barrel chest. And I didn't just do the drink a handle of wild turkey everyday and eat a piece of ribeye every 3 masterman diet to get there.
The average American male is overweight and has a 40 inch chest, but you were leaner with a 50 incher even though you dieted shittily to get there. Makes sense. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:43 PM Author: Floppy Anal Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested like all your claims, this one is fucking ludicrous if you take two moments to examine it. do you have a barrel chest and were you a fat fuck? probably. that'e enough truth for you. but neither of those things support your casual claim that you had a nearly god-like, NFL worthy build and body composition despite an absolutely horrible lifestyle and zero effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#36869434) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 10:00 PM Author: odious philosopher-king lay fucking LOL at this shit. he basically claims to be built like a pro wrestler while being a mega biller biglaw reek who doesn't even work out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25618579) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:16 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Someday someone will out me, and everyone will be like holy shit not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364574) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: odious philosopher-king lay pretty sure it's impossible for any person to be as impressed with you as you are with yourself. it is hilarious to be how all these old-timer NO BREAKFAST workhorse bitch associates actually think they're something special or anyone gives a fuck about them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364593) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle ticket booth feces It's even more pathetic because he's lying about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364606) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: red territorial business firm To be fair,
(RSF) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary He was like 90% true, 10% flame which of the people I know IRL from xoxo is about right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364600) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: red territorial business firm To be fair,
Brother I believe in you, that's why I posted that |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:43 AM Author: demanding shitlib given the number of people who have been outed by just a couple of seemingly innocuous truthful details about their lives, it's weird no one has bothered to out the:
Washington&Lee ==> GS/MS/BS/Lehmen analyst ==> UVA law + law review + summa ==> COA clerk ==> 300 pound 10th year associate who drinks 1/5ths of alcohol like they were sprite, regularly bills 3200 hours, owns several exotic cars, lives (or lived) in a doublewide trailer for a number of years and has never taken a vacation in his entire time practicing law
i mean if even one other person at your firm read xo you'd be outed for sure, but i guess luck has been on your side. (other than the whole N O B R E A K F A S T thing) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:21 AM Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle ticket booth feces Claims to bill 3500 hrs a year even though he seems to post here for an hour or more a day
Somehow manages to keep up with plenty of outside interests like sports and automobile hobby despite billing 3500 hrs a year |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Sports? I watch F1 races. Cars sure. I hang out at f-chat and pca gatherings when I can. Also, tbf, never hit 3500. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364609) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:22 AM Author: red territorial business firm To be fair,
Billing 3.5k isn't really that unbelievable of a claim *if* you treat weekends like weekdays and never take a vacation. |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary I came close last year, but did not hit 3500. Never have taken a vacation since being a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364621) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:25 AM Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle ticket booth feces There might be a dozen people in the entire country who hit that many hours, and I don't imagine any of them having the personality that would enjoy XO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364622) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:38 AM Author: red territorial business firm To be fair,
Brother there are probably *at least* a dozen people who work at Susman Godfrey who bill 3.3k-3.5k in any given year. That's just one relatively small firm. The legal profession is filled with people like this. |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:47 AM Author: odious philosopher-king lay excellent reference because i am pretty sure i have seen drunkard boast that he could just go start working at susman if he felt like it because he 'has the resume.'
because susman really, really wants 40 year old alcoholic MVP grads who have been doing shitend biglaw grinding in philly for the last decade. |
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Date: June 6th, 2020 10:51 PM Author: Turquoise bawdyhouse water buffalo LOL, anyone have a link for this one? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#40366656) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:27 AM Author: Flushed shaky useless brakes Even weirder that he claims to approach those hours but is supposedly blind stupid drunk multiple nights out of the week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364636) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:28 AM Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle ticket booth feces Obviously he works well drunk. Didn't you know he took the bar exam drunk just for the lulz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364639) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:30 AM Author: Flushed shaky useless brakes It's all part of the routine. His scorched earth multi-faceted expert abilities make pwning law so easy for him that he needs to handicap himself a little just to make it interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364645) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:34 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Nah, I just like writing briefs at night drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364660) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:32 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary That was a fun time and TBF to keep to the truth, I drank at the lunch breaks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364654) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:55 AM Author: insanely creepy glittery theatre Copped bulge bracket ibanking from a TTT LAC; crushed the fuck out of HYP analysts; MD begged him to stay and move directly to assoc making $300k+ without MBA but drunkard turned his nose up at this offer to attend a lower t14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364727) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 1:59 AM Author: insanely creepy glittery theatre Proud owner of the only iPhone produced that allowed the user to turn off autocorrect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364744) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:02 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Settings-->general-->keyboard-->autocorrect my FRIEnD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364754) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:06 AM Author: coiffed supple preventive strike yeah that's a totally normal, common thing to do. tons of my friends chose that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364779) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:11 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Apparently mine is the only one that has that option. Prestigious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364798) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 2:06 AM Author: coiffed supple preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364776) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:27 AM Author: Lascivious dark house degenerate lol...would love to hear the story behind this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364890) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:04 AM Author: insanely creepy glittery theatre for the longest time he would augment his "i'm a BAWSE i drink all the time" schtick by making deliberate keyboard errors so as to emulate a person so drunk he could barely type, i.e.,
i.sod runk right npw. Has fifh o trky whle i wa$ht p-car now writ repy brif MJS tomor.w
the problem was, he later said that he only posted from his iphone, which would auto correct many words, and certainly would not have allowed drunkard to write the various one-letter-off words that he used so his writing was legible but "affected." for a while drunkard would just say "i don't know MAN my iphone just works like that maybe it's because i have the original iphone not 3/4/5 whatever i'm drunkard"
apparently he's now realized that you actually can turn autocorrect off, so he has changed his story (as above) to claim that he went into his settings and purposefully turned autocorrect off. i mean i guess we're also supposed to disregard the fact that his typing is now perfectly fine, even though his alcohol consumption has not changed. |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:12 AM Author: cerebral copper state holy shit well now I don't know what to BELEE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364942) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:12 AM Author: Filthy hospital pistol to be fair, he did say he stopped drinking because he has gout i thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364943) |
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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: high-end ape nice detective work aspiring ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25370560) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 4:17 AM Author: Lascivious dark house degenerate LOL durnkrad si dome herre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25364950) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:29 PM Author: Gay swashbuckling center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48477140) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: demanding shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25368121) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:09 PM Author: Turquoise bawdyhouse water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25368197) |
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Date: April 12th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: demanding shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25370552) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:54 PM Author: titillating sable whorehouse pozpig devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48477062) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:48 AM Author: demanding shitlib some discussion ITT from back when he was running that schtick
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665386&mc=23&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 3:33 AM Author: pungent frisky crackhouse I think he deleted my thread calling him out about his iphone lies.
would be pretty funny if 3900 hour biller drunkard is actually the shitmod frantically refreshing xo all day. |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 6:50 PM Author: black space selfie Fuck, Drunkard is done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25368128) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:10 PM Author: Turquoise bawdyhouse water buffalo Eh, most posters familiar with him know he is substantially full of shit. He's still an entertainer poster when he's not in pseudo-boomer blowhard mode. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25368202) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:12 PM Author: Mahogany razzle-dazzle ticket booth feces He's a good poaster but he's also a liar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25368210) |
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Date: April 11th, 2014 7:14 PM Author: Turquoise bawdyhouse water buffalo Yep (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25368221) |
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Date: April 12th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: red territorial business firm To be fair,
"He's a good comedian but he's also funny" |
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Date: April 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Pink karate One weird trick for turning on your iPhone's autocorrect is to have people remind you about it when you are drunk typing on a racist tweetblog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25371286) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:20 AM Author: odious philosopher-king lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613730) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Aromatic Forum Coldplay Fan Fuck you I didn't read this bc I like drunkard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613738) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 12:50 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy gas station faggot firefighter lol 180 thread. I knew he was full of shit but I hadn't heard half of these claims (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25613925) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2014 9:57 PM Author: demanding shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25618576) |
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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: Irate field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25641656) |
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Date: May 27th, 2014 11:59 PM Author: Free-loading principal's office Hint: He lives in Gladwyne. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25641779) |
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Date: May 28th, 2014 12:13 AM Author: demanding shitlib how do u kno? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25641852) |
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Date: June 5th, 2014 12:02 AM Author: Exciting Smoky Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#25690148) |
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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: Floppy Anal Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#26588261) |
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Date: October 26th, 2014 1:07 AM Author: odious philosopher-king lay did anyone mention that he claims he pulled a gun on ACLU door-knockers that came to his place?
nevermind that the ACLU doesn't even really do that. |
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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:38 AM Author: Clear low-t set factory reset button I WANT TO BELEIVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#27056952) |
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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:03 AM Author: Irate field just do assault by pointing because you disagree with some random volunteer's political beliefs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#27057076) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Exciting Smoky Den The college-aged super liberal ACLU volunteers knocking on the double-wide door in rural PA/DE after walking up a long private drive didn't think it was a big enough deal to call the cops after a drunk fat guy pointed a gun in their faces. It's a true story about something a really cool guy actually did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48476961) |
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Date: January 5th, 2015 12:37 AM Author: Floppy Anal Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#27056950) |
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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:04 AM Author: harsh ocher doctorate Was on camping trip in Maine where buddy's head got bashed in but drunkard and bros carried him to Helivac spot. Dude ended up losing an eye. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#27057083) |
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Date: January 5th, 2015 1:05 AM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary How is that awesome? It was terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#27057092) |
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Date: June 6th, 2020 11:04 PM Author: laughsome hideous sanctuary Because this is the most incredible of all my claims (and was pretty fucking memorable) and also one where evidence won’t likely out me, to show NOT FLAME (although some things listed are distortions), the man’s name is John Cranfield.
https://forums.lr4x4.com/topic/14134-farm-jack-1-little-finger-nil/page/2/?tab=comments#comment-149961 |
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Date: September 23rd, 2018 1:32 PM Author: Floppy Anal Old Irish Cottage Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#36869351) |
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Date: December 7th, 2018 1:49 AM Author: talented casino potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#37365754) |
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Date: April 30th, 2020 9:42 PM Author: Flushed shaky useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#40126504) |
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Date: June 7th, 2020 7:33 PM Author: Frozen Infuriating Codepig got a group of his black bar buddies and women to take a picture with him wearing MAGA hats at HIS BAR. accidentally lost all pics (despite cloud/obviously on a phone) except one black dude in a corner with an off-brand MAGA hat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#40372621) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Exciting Smoky Den I remember this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48476965) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 10:50 PM Author: Coral underhanded lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48477187) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2024 11:06 PM Author: claret death wish alpha was op fulano or jefe? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48477231) |
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Date: April 4th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: nofapping piazza mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48814003) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 7:32 AM Author: nofapping piazza mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48817496) |
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Date: April 5th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Naked meetinghouse pocket flask I rike a frame, i rike a placticar joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48819230) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: big chrome stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48852229) |
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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:55 AM Author: Jade Marketing Idea Parlor is Drunkard like 56 years old or something? if he's Gen X then most of this can't be true by definition afaik. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48852228) |
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Date: May 11th, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Cornel West (🧐) Lying on the Internet is a timeless and ageless enterprise, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48921048) |
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Date: May 16th, 2025 7:07 AM Author: Cornel West (🧐) Employed a personal driver who is a female Odd Job
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5724902&mc=25&forum_id=2#48936058 |
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Date: May 16th, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Drunkard This is true. Her name is Meghan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48936113) |
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Date: May 16th, 2025 7:19 AM Author: blow off some steam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48936126) |
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Date: May 16th, 2025 7:24 AM Author: disco fries secret gay admirer This guy sounds alpha af . I wouldn’t fuck with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48936136) |
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Date: May 16th, 2025 7:37 AM Author: Drunkard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2338471&forum_id=2Elisa#48936152) |