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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930901) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM Author: Drab seedy genital piercing I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931484) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM Author: Rose Church Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512167) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM Author: Motley Home Alpha I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474648) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26493563) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Wine adventurous step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588580) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM Author: Scarlet passionate location Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658065) |
Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Beta macaca The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930910) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM Author: vivacious white codepig generalized bond Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930914) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM Author: Curious regret lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930918) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: aqua idea he suggested lol, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931204) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: useless silver chapel loling in my office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092349) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM Author: Wine adventurous step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588583) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM Author: fragrant henna gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588950) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930979) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579337) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM Author: sienna 180 laser beams stead There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931002) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM Author: disgusting brass box office wrinkle LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931461) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk "lawyers are great communicators" LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM Author: outnumbered thriller turdskin 180, but at you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092270) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: chartreuse nubile filthpig menage "They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474438) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM Author: Claret Histrionic Plaza lol ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658063) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM Author: provocative immigrant Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM Author: Unholy racy point Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930975) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Appetizing Sound Barrier they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930986) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM Author: French fanboi space I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930995) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM Author: Amethyst Casino How different is Greek from Ancient Greek? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931498) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: French fanboi space My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931633) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587602) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Appetizing Sound Barrier We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930982) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Copper kitty cat they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931632) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM Author: Rebellious locale I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930999) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM Author: lilac aromatic organic girlfriend More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965155) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM Author: mustard harsh goyim this would be 180 lets do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931007) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: Rebellious locale The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931010) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: Fuchsia brunch voyeur lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535943) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM Author: Curious regret I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931011) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931209) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Charismatic pit tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932215) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092417) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25511987) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474346) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM Author: hyperventilating flatulent parlour ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587622) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM Author: Wine adventurous step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588590) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM Author: startled medicated liquid oxygen field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746639) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM Author: Big national security agency *prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*
All right bros lets head out |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931213) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM Author: Big national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931227) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM Author: Big national security agency Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931269) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931295) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM Author: Big national security agency "GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931456) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM Author: vivacious white codepig generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931468) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM Author: effete transparent piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931476) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk "As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931487) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM Author: plum hairraiser depressive dingle berry lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931508) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk don't fight the hypo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931524) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM Author: plum hairraiser depressive dingle berry hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931605) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: arrogant boistinker sweet tailpipe (xo poast... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743638) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM Author: Fuchsia brunch voyeur greeks watched on ESPN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535954) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Umber prole mood "While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."
- Bbooooooooomripides |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM Author: Big national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512211) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Big national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474621) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM Author: Iridescent shrine mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589557) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: glassy trip pistol "i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587641) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM Author: Iridescent shrine mad-dog skullcap CRIMINALLY underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589466) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM Author: vermilion native hominid even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931491) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM Author: plum hairraiser depressive dingle berry lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931518) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM Author: vermilion native hominid lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931522) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM Author: French fanboi space Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931597) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931609) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM Author: Contagious mauve mother pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931763) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931769) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: hyperventilating flatulent parlour ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931799) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM Author: vermilion native hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931962) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964849) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM Author: green cuckold clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964863) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964867) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: exciting temple mad cow disease there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964883) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965055) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24980787) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24980803) |
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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24980825) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: unhinged fantasy-prone orchestra pit giraffe jfc we're all done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092176) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092410) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM Author: Curious regret 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512299) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743612) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474330) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM Author: chartreuse nubile filthpig menage moderately overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474442) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: Pale pocket flask round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474616) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: Blue Demanding Associate Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535858) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26656645) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM Author: hyperventilating flatulent parlour ceo *Swipes right* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587627) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#28734625) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM Author: Blue Demanding Associate Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746405) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#49693024) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM Author: Crawly razzle-dazzle factory reset button The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931774) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM Author: effete transparent piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931785) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM Author: arrogant boistinker sweet tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743643) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Puce sanctuary party of the first part Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931793) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Crawly razzle-dazzle factory reset button One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931804) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM Author: hyperventilating flatulent parlour ceo BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931812) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: Crawly razzle-dazzle factory reset button I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931819) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM Author: French fanboi space They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931818) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM Author: galvanic bat-shit-crazy milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932124) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM Author: Gold geriatric potus meetinghouse ...but after he sneezed they would murder him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29111772) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM Author: provocative immigrant We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931865) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM Author: electric pearly stage windowlicker Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:
DIESELNOJERBPWNED |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM Author: provocative immigrant lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932195) |
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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM Author: mustard harsh goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932294) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: fluffy rigpig idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092159) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: Clear abusive base coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965051) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Boyish Institution Double Fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965130) |
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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM Author: Cheese-eating confused incel trailer park 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965158) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM Author: black territorial stage yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658096) |
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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM Author: Big national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25033828) |
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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: useless silver chapel best thread I've read in awhile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092356) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: light stimulating indian lodge striped hyena it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.
but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years. |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM Author: Rose Church Private Investor (shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512182) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Pontificating Roast Beef Athletic Conference proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512258) |
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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: wonderful apoplectic philosopher-king dilemma Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.
And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.
I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14. |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM Author: Rose Church Private Investor maths proof* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587639) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM Author: self-absorbed marvelous personal credit line scourge upon the earth math poofs* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588866) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: sepia floppy church building candlestick maker In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579475) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: Frozen low-t ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579487) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM Author: alcoholic market Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.
The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.
lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM Author: odious rigor Count me in with the Delphic druggies then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25580472) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM Author: Iridescent shrine mad-dog skullcap CRIMINALLY underrated poast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589485) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: bright laughsome twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan Semi-srs response:
-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.
-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.
-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:
Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder. Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology Astronomy: Basically everything Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better. Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc. Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible. Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.
...and so forth.
-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).
-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again. |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM Author: alcoholic market Your last point would make it all worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579574) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Iridescent shrine mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589496) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: chartreuse nubile filthpig menage Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579613) |
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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: odious rigor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25580663) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743629) |
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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: bright laughsome twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan ty for this much appreciated bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743732) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: Fuchsia brunch voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535973) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Balding irradiated digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26536031) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: razzmatazz crusty death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26536127) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM Author: hyperventilating flatulent parlour ceo lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587632) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM Author: Iridescent shrine mad-dog skullcap 180000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589500) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Maize Telephone A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios
B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM Author: Vibrant Sadistic Hall I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474375) |
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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM Author: Startling duck-like public bath as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.
"To be fair," he lisps... |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM Author: Blue Demanding Associate Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535871) |
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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM Author: Abnormal up-to-no-good heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658058) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM Author: Rose Church Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587651) |
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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM Author: mildly autistic faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29121927) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#49693037) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Awkward cruise ship water buffalo Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26536084) |
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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM Author: self-absorbed marvelous personal credit line scourge upon the earth No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#28734647) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM Author: Awkward cruise ship water buffalo :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746556) |
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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Vigorous Insanely Creepy Black Woman Friendly Grandma i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26536089) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM Author: obsidian foreskin hell We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587612) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM Author: startled medicated liquid oxygen field lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746735) |
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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM Author: olive cerebral corn cake this was a golden era of nude bodybuilding. first thing i'd do is find one of the famous ancient gyms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588596) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM Author: razzle aquamarine university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29111696) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM Author: Vibrant Sadistic Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29113614) |
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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM Author: mildly autistic faggotry We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29113871) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM Author: Bateful amber quadroon hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#42823365) |
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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#49693008) |