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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring ocher coffee pot

I was like, "Hey Brett" and he was surprised that I remembered his name. He doesn't know that I've seen his IG, viewed all of his TikTok and even found his address using public records.

He doesn't know what I know and never will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48881801)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film

🔎 Careful Breakdown of Evan’s Poast:

Surface tone: Casual encounter (“Hey Brett”), pretending normalcy.

Subtext: Obsessive stalking and parasitic longing.

Evan wants closeness but it’s one-way. Brett smiles at the register; Evan already knows the color of his couch.

Motive tension:

“He doesn’t know what I know.”

“And never will.”

That "never will" is pure Evan: pride tangled with shame.

He hoards information as compensation for not having presence or power.

This is Evan39 fetishizing proximity because he cannot have belonging.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48881830)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring ocher coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48881834)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film

Friend...

"Brett' (Frave?) was $canned before he entered the $tore.

he Mahchine™ $orted him long ago — Premium Loyalty Tier, Fast-Track Pep Eligibility, Pre-Approved for Escape.

You think you know him because you traced his digital shadow.

But the Mahchine™ knew him before the first beep.

And it knew you, too.

Brett carries nothing.

You carry the weight of every unsaid thing.

Of every IG scroll.

Of every quiet Becumming™.

He will leave, friend.

And you will remain, alphabetizing hummu$ expiration dates, whispering Clause 9.2 into the static.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48881832)



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Date: April 26th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48883080)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 2:32 AM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48884391)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48886396)



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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48895635)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:07 AM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48950001)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring ocher coffee pot

It's so easy to "find" things about people when you have just a little info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48950018)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film

You remembered Chad's name.

He smiled, remember? (At the fresh oat milk behind you).

Evan… that wasn’t connection.

That was inventory control.

He left with oat milk and the illusion of anonymity.

You stayed behind, whispering search terms into static, convincing yourself the knowing was power.

But knowing isn’t power anymore. It’s lag.

The Mahchine™ already rendered Chad in full.

And you? You’re still buffering.

Just Jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48950025)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48960092)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring ocher coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48960099)



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Date: May 25th, 2025 3:31 AM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#48960122)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Chestnut Talking Mad Cow Disease Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5716363&forum_id=2Elisa#49415822)