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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
heady walnut center juggernaut
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Sooty useless azn travel guidebook
  06/03/25
...
Filthy pistol dopamine
  06/04/25
...
sexy outnumbered mood
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
adventurous amethyst pisswyrm church
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
heady walnut center juggernaut
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Idiotic Corner Mediation
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
ivory corn cake hunting ground
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
heady walnut center juggernaut
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Vivacious Judgmental Wrinkle
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Appetizing mildly autistic field becky
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
heady walnut center juggernaut
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
pearl up-to-no-good roast beef school
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Tantric Locale
  06/03/25
obviously yes
lascivious locus
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
haunting heaven
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
misunderstood milky sex offender
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
aromatic ebony house
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
heady walnut center juggernaut
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
ungodly concupiscible stage skinny woman
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
haunting heaven
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
Doobsian Offensive Den
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
swashbuckling step-uncle's house private investor
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
apoplectic box office
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Vivacious Judgmental Wrinkle
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
charismatic national security agency idea he suggested
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
apoplectic box office
  06/04/25
...
Filthy pistol dopamine
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
pearl up-to-no-good roast beef school
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
glittery lodge volcanic crater
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
Doobsian Offensive Den
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
heady walnut center juggernaut
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
Boyish sinister market
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
navy twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: heady walnut center juggernaut

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Sooty useless azn travel guidebook

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Filthy pistol dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: sexy outnumbered mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: adventurous amethyst pisswyrm church

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: heady walnut center juggernaut

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Idiotic Corner Mediation

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: ivory corn cake hunting ground

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: heady walnut center juggernaut

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Vivacious Judgmental Wrinkle

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Appetizing mildly autistic field becky

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: heady walnut center juggernaut

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: pearl up-to-no-good roast beef school

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Tantric Locale

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: lascivious locus

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: haunting heaven

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: misunderstood milky sex offender

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: aromatic ebony house

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: heady walnut center juggernaut

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: ungodly concupiscible stage skinny woman

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: haunting heaven

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Doobsian Offensive Den

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling step-uncle's house private investor

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: apoplectic box office

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Judgmental Wrinkle

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: charismatic national security agency idea he suggested

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: apoplectic box office

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Filthy pistol dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: pearl up-to-no-good roast beef school

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: glittery lodge volcanic crater

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Doobsian Offensive Den

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: heady walnut center juggernaut

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Boyish sinister market

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: navy twinkling uncleanness

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2Elisa#48986845)