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3rd yr biglaw (lit), want to make $$$$, what are my options?

I'm 3rd year biglaw in lit, did fed COA clerkship prior. I'm...
federal dashing depressive
  06/26/25
none of those offer you more money than you are making now ...
ebony coffee pot den
  06/26/25
They're theoretically not mutually exclusive
federal dashing depressive
  06/27/25
you sound retarded like woman/brown minority level
canary aromatic son of senegal mother
  06/26/25
"I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw...
concupiscible azn corner
  06/26/25
kill all lawyers
canary aromatic son of senegal mother
  06/26/25
what about the white non-jewish ones
concupiscible azn corner
  06/26/25
again, kill all lawyers
canary aromatic son of senegal mother
  06/26/25
"Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to som...
floppy magenta keepsake machete field
  06/27/25
just stay put and if all else fails just jump before you hit...
Bossy Spectacular Trump Supporter Hunting Ground
  06/26/25
yes, sitting second chair as a depo for an ancillary witness...
big domesticated crotch half-breed
  06/26/25
she was the main drafter for a motion in limine though!
concupiscible azn corner
  06/27/25
Sorry, no litigators
violent volcanic crater
  06/27/25
...
floppy magenta keepsake machete field
  06/27/25
put it all on boolberry
Abnormal Tattoo Point
  06/27/25
You have no marketable skills. Just be happy that you fou...
floppy magenta keepsake machete field
  06/27/25


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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: federal dashing depressive

I'm 3rd year biglaw in lit, did fed COA clerkship prior. I'm getting tired of it lately and want to move on to something that makes more money. In NYC but sure wouldn't mind moving.

What should I look at? Preftigious plaintiffs' firms? Find a startup that needs GC and is too dumb to look for transactionals? Hit up local rich shitlawyers for appellate work?

I have a lot of experience in discovery and a decent amount in drafting. I've been the main drafter for evidence motions, a few MSJs and MTDs, some amicus briefs, and one appeal.

I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw, but I've taken a few minor depos.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052953)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: ebony coffee pot den

none of those offer you more money than you are making now

also you arent a third year in biglaw lit you are 45 years old bald and gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052957)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: federal dashing depressive

They're theoretically not mutually exclusive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052995)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: canary aromatic son of senegal mother

you sound retarded like woman/brown minority level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052960)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: concupiscible azn corner

"I've never argued anything outside of pro Bono shitlaw, but I've taken a few minor depos."

It's amusing that this poster thinks they are marketable or entitled to any kind of huge payday. Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to someone with a few minor depos under their belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052968)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: canary aromatic son of senegal mother

kill all lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052972)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: concupiscible azn corner

what about the white non-jewish ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052973)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: canary aromatic son of senegal mother

again, kill all lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052976)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: floppy magenta keepsake machete field

"Yes, the local PI king will certainly pay $450k to someone with a few minor depos under their belt."

loooool!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053524)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Bossy Spectacular Trump Supporter Hunting Ground

just stay put and if all else fails just jump before you hit the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052962)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: big domesticated crotch half-breed

yes, sitting second chair as a depo for an ancillary witness prepares you to make $$$$$$$$$ in a new job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49052982)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: concupiscible azn corner

she was the main drafter for a motion in limine though!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053264)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: violent volcanic crater

Sorry, no litigators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053273)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: floppy magenta keepsake machete field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053529)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Abnormal Tattoo Point

put it all on boolberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053349)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: floppy magenta keepsake machete field

You have no marketable skills.

Just be happy that you found a job where you can get paid 6 figures to do absolutely nothing of value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743635&forum_id=2Elisa#49053535)