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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year
| Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha | 07/06/25 |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689) |
Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: Razzle Carnelian Dingle Berry Shitlib come on man, that is one meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: Razzle Carnelian Dingle Berry Shitlib how many hours do you work to actually net 40k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha Idk like 3 days of work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Adulterous Avocado Piazza do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM Author: smoky know-it-all orchestra pit death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077828) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM Author: Wonderful set 18000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077871) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM Author: Adulterous Avocado Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077970) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM Author: Garnet indian lodge immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077972) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM Author: provocative hissy fit police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM Author: white internal respiration party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078003) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM Author: brass resort really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078357) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM Author: Medicated Ebony Box Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078367) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078734) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: vengeful exciting kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078920) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM Author: Frum frozen affirmative action house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085454) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: passionate famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093483) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Milky Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093498) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: sadistic garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093503) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: bateful crimson native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095662) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: Razzle Carnelian Dingle Berry Shitlib realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.
I could literally do all of that in one meal. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: Razzle Carnelian Dingle Berry Shitlib I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha Every extra 6 gets you $20k more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life I'll take 24 sticks a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Demanding Topaz Home Haunted Graveyard that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Floppy ape toaster do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is worth 40k |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM Author: Lascivious stage This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM Author: bateful crimson native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: provocative hissy fit police squad 40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM Author: Autistic House-broken Mother This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: judgmental ratface upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: brass resort really tough guy if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: chestnut stirring locus Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: Demanding Topaz Home Haunted Graveyard serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260
So only 520 calories? That's not terrible. |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: chestnut stirring locus they're not kosher. how does that work for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: Demanding Topaz Home Haunted Graveyard you're indian why do you care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078876) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: chestnut stirring locus veddy veddy not kosher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: judgmental ratface cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: Demanding Topaz Home Haunted Graveyard you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: chestnut stirring locus prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.
it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: chestnut stirring locus are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.
kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.
I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: chestnut stirring locus so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: chestnut stirring locus most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher
https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/ |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: provocative hissy fit police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49079845) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca No 40k for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49084897) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: Rebellious thriller toilet seat electric furnace Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Citrine rambunctious newt love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087517) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Thirsty Violent Macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087316) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: Cream doobsian weed whacker based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day
4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: passionate famous landscape painting define 'sticks' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: Hyperventilating spectacular location alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095655) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: hairraiser theater circlehead I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235) |