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Date: December 7th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490728) |
Date: December 7th, 2025 8:54 AM Author: constantscreen the great Shitcon free thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490732) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 8:54 AM Author: cucumbers my bank account balance is like $16 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490733) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona Anyone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490763) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: cucumbers i rarely have more than like $30 in my bank account. unless i need cash specifically for some odd reason, i pay for everything with credit cards, pay them off in full with each paycheck, and put the rest of my paycheck in index funds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490771) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:19 AM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona have you ever been to a strip club in your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490791) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:20 AM Author: cucumbers last time was around 10 years ago. very rarely do i pay for/buy anything that's a cash-only transaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490800) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:21 AM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona how was it? did you get a lap dance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490802) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: cucumbers i've been to strip clubs probably around 10 times total, but i never got a single lap dance. i went mostly because one of my good friends loves strippers and hookers, whereas i go for amusement. the first time we went to a strip club together, he literally jizzed in his pants during a lap dance. i saw the cum stain on his pants. another stripper noticed it during another lap dance and ran away to take a shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490823) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona the last time i went was with a coworker and i got a lap dance from a nigger and didnt even get hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490825) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:32 AM Author: cucumbers the last time i went, my friend (guy who jizzed in his pants) disappeared somewhere behind the stage and reappeared sometime later to inform us he received a condomed blowjob from one of the strippers. i forget how much he paid her, probably somewhere over $100. this was in San Francisco. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490843) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. The stripper was a dude, btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490854) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:38 AM Author: cucumbers anything is possible.
i think this was one of the bigger strip clubs in SF, perhaps on one of the main roads in the city. i remember they offered a buffet on certain weekday afternoons. |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:39 AM Author: Adolf Hitler Uunona I paid $30 for a condomed BJ in Mexico. It lasted like a minute, I didn't even get close to cumming...I was blackout drunk, total waste of time and money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490867) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained)) I overdrafted like 3 times last week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490807) |
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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:29 AM Author: ...,.,,.....,,.,...,......,...,....,.. I had like $75k in checking recently ljl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807372&forum_id=2Elisa#49490836) |