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NSAM is an expert on everything. Spiders, geopolitics, fedgov. Imagine his IQ.

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Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
it’s an irrational number.
Mischievous Pale Dilemma Organic Girlfriend
  01/08/26
he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane
Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
We had to replace :D.
orchid juggernaut
  01/08/26
Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
over 9000 for sure
Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range
Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
To be fair, Cons silent, as usual.
bateful area
  01/08/26
PC builds Korea Every US city with >750K ppl Cor...
at-the-ready sweet tailpipe messiness
  01/08/26
You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an hones...
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent ni...
at-the-ready sweet tailpipe messiness
  01/08/26
SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude...
Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
Automobiles The military History
Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
CORN!!!
citrine galvanic antidepressant drug
  01/08/26
can i get a link to corn expertise.
excitant dopamine
  01/08/26
quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts
Chest-beating affirmative action
  01/08/26
napalm renaissance philosophy identifying rsf alts
Green Lascivious Parlour
  01/08/26
1970s prog rock
citrine galvanic antidepressant drug
  01/08/26
link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?
tantric contagious plaza
  01/08/26
New one just dropped https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Insane boiling water
  01/08/26
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Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe
  01/08/26
Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
incorrect
Scarlet Office
  01/08/26
No, it's correct. You're just an idiot
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
Keep going.
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo ...
Mischievous Pale Dilemma Organic Girlfriend
  01/08/26
He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven
painfully honest coral macaca senate
  01/08/26
To be fair, Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's coun...
bateful area
  01/08/26
He's 180
self-centered pistol yarmulke
  01/08/26
Criminal law too
Wonderful stock car
  01/08/26
Immigration law too
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
Oh, the majesty
painfully honest coral macaca senate
  01/08/26
all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power...
Green Lascivious Parlour
  01/08/26
he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills....
Mischievous Pale Dilemma Organic Girlfriend
  01/08/26
and more unhinged
Green Lascivious Parlour
  01/08/26
NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three p...
painfully honest coral macaca senate
  01/08/26
and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct...
Green Lascivious Parlour
  01/08/26
...
tantric contagious plaza
  01/08/26
Devastating
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
...
Chest-beating affirmative action
  01/08/26
...
Embarrassed to the bone slap-happy church building
  01/08/26
...
citrine galvanic antidepressant drug
  01/08/26
...
provocative sapphire space philosopher-king
  01/09/26
what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.
shivering exciting ladyboy parlor
  01/08/26
Whales
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
Nuclear physics
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
To be fair, He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poa...
bateful area
  01/08/26
Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundred...
Green Lascivious Parlour
  01/08/26
...
Chest-beating affirmative action
  01/08/26
...
bateful area
  01/08/26
...
tantric contagious plaza
  01/08/26
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lilac stage
  01/09/26
Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a t...
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26
To be fair, CR brother, you tell 'em.
bateful area
  01/08/26
TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car? NSAM: Acciden...
Green Lascivious Parlour
  01/08/26
Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein
outnumbered yellow police squad
  01/08/26


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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573278)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Mischievous Pale Dilemma Organic Girlfriend

it’s an irrational number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573283)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe

he's a MFE on literally every topic, it's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573292)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: orchid juggernaut

We had to replace :D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573542)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Go ahead and guess my IQ. You won't give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573291)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe

over 9000 for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573293)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Wow you're afraid to give an honest answer. Who knew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573297)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe

Honesty? I'd guess in the 200-215 range

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573301)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: bateful area

To be fair,

Cons silent, as usual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574394)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready sweet tailpipe messiness

PC builds

Korea

Every US city with >750K ppl

Corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573296)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

You're afraid to guess my IQ too. You'll never give an honest answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573299)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready sweet tailpipe messiness

You’re a strong 124. Too bad you’re a violent nihilist lunatic because it’s an optimal happiness IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573305)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe

SP is internet-confirmed 149 and NSAM is orders of magnitude more intelligent than SP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573307)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Like I said, you're terrified to give an honest answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573308)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe

Automobiles

The military

History

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573300)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: citrine galvanic antidepressant drug

CORN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573312)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: excitant dopamine

can i get a link to corn expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573745)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Chest-beating affirmative action

quantum physics, indonesia, self-defense law, online alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573316)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Parlour

napalm

renaissance philosophy

identifying rsf alts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573325)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: citrine galvanic antidepressant drug

1970s prog rock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573341)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: tantric contagious plaza

link? what’s his take/who are his top bands?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573505)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Insane boiling water

New one just dropped

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819304&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Kitchen Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573474)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Pretty sure that falls under "geopolitics"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573481)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Office

incorrect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573487)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

No, it's correct. You're just an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573489)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Keep going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573410)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Mischievous Pale Dilemma Organic Girlfriend

the craziest thing is that this millennium’s leonardo da vinci + newton has no job, friends, hobbies, money, family, irl accomplishments, or legacy, and spends all day every day getting made fun of by 10 bald lawyers. the burden of genius, i suppose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573517)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: painfully honest coral macaca senate

He's more like this millennium's Cliff Claven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573565)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:19 PM
Author: bateful area

To be fair,

Also Jewish and schizophrenic, but who's counting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574395)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: self-centered pistol yarmulke

He's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573519)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Wonderful stock car

Criminal law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573521)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Immigration law too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573528)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: painfully honest coral macaca senate

Oh, the majesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573552)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Parlour

all law. there's no law he's not an expert in with the power of his lexis clippy chatbot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573557)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Mischievous Pale Dilemma Organic Girlfriend

he’s basically chuck mcgill without the people skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573651)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Parlour

and more unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574128)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: painfully honest coral macaca senate

NSAM scribbling final Jeopardy answer: "Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573563)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Parlour

and NSAM's answer was... "anyone?" that is correct! and his wager... "cons?"

NSAM wins again, running up the score on his jeopardy champion MFE streak to 5,236 days!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573571)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: tantric contagious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573575)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573577)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Chest-beating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573598)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone slap-happy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573657)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: citrine galvanic antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573676)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: provocative sapphire space philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574954)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: shivering exciting ladyboy parlor

what a staggering genius. we are so lucky to have him here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573706)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Whales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49573713)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Nuclear physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574131)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: bateful area

To be fair,

He's easily the smartest guy who has ever poasted here. Most educated and insightful, too.

...the fact that he just coincidentally happens to be a totally insane and hilariously self-impressed middle-aged Jewish schizophrenic former government worker with no life, no career, no family, and no friends who megapoasts on internet forums for 18 hours a day every single day is what makes this so crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574393)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Parlour

Why do you lie about TSLA and BTC when NSAM has made hundreds of dollars on corn hoarding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574399)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574401)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: bateful area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574402)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: tantric contagious plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574430)



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Date: January 9th, 2026 6:27 AM
Author: lilac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574962)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Two years ago I predicted the heliosphere would not have a tail, and just a few weeks ago Voyager confirmed

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400223&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574397)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:21 PM
Author: bateful area

To be fair,

CR brother, you tell 'em.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574403)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Parlour

TBF: Durrrr Ummm IDK maybe an electric car?

NSAM: Accidentally figured out Spacecraft design while eating a bowl of corn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574405)



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Date: January 8th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: outnumbered yellow police squad

Wrestling dogs so the vet can find a vein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5819278&forum_id=2Elisa#49574432)